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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.8 R6 I! F" i4 v
( [+ A) ]+ w3 i# E- E# B! U2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]# s3 j: K% a; w" z, x0 ?
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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) n3 V7 U7 A7 D- g: _4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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Q/ ~- V3 f! h0 c+ e3 y5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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* n2 A3 b' ]7 r% E6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a , h3 m; J8 M+ e
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]2 q' \( v. y% @
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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8 V& g+ ~' \1 L4 M% Z+ Q' i8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.: p A+ G% v, R+ l6 ~
1 Z8 C4 c2 t, N2 u& y' p/ ?9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)- R) ~4 @* f, t |$ }2 |0 j( n' `6 y# w
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.* a5 H4 S4 g1 J1 J4 B
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, 7 o8 l( J( U' m( Y L( u
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 ; q- u0 y% G2 N9 C9 ?
(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, ; [" z$ l2 K" r9 q; ~' z' }# g
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
$ q% ]6 m1 A/ K9 x! F* r6 ?! C7 kEleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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12. Gopher = speedbump., |5 L1 ^5 L( ]0 Q3 U
' d5 w G5 ^2 p: m! J; f0 V13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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