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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. * ]! s& @# L9 G% }$ h0 f
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a , e% k4 o' J8 b5 q$ B
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]" e- E' Q; ]( @" ^6 G4 I! w
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.1 V5 O4 M# r v. _1 }
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)1 i/ w& d6 ^" e" o
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.* |4 e4 X7 g& m$ v5 }' Z
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
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12. Gopher = speedbump./ v' } L3 T3 o
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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