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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's] t: B& b; j) w2 {. i
_) G8 g0 K8 ^7 [3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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2 F- x% c! d8 N' j; f4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. ' {( a# i* ?- Q
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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: A9 Q2 D, J2 X: L9 b4 ~ g+ ?2 H |7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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' Q1 v: K, V1 [- G- t8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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6 E0 ?/ A/ ^# T1 q J8 z& ^! S9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)6 ?" ?" U& v$ D# P
0 r3 F) C' \" a0 {4 f10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction." ^9 r0 x! {2 u' J7 B; V6 ^0 E: o/ @
0 e1 e% {) F% ?3 _. Q& t11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, ' y9 l/ g0 w. m! L, g
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 . s; `: H2 }3 t4 l ?, q* t3 J$ K: M
(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, 6 e6 e- j; V1 y; s+ ~
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
+ _( N+ A' z. m( v# fEleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.. h" c+ z+ k5 H
9 i; Y" m$ T" ^0 b J0 d1 A U3 K12. Gopher = speedbump.
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- J& p0 S$ e7 B4 ^, Y$ r8 v13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas./ p: A1 q r, R& q, z9 B9 |& y1 H' z
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your " r1 b! Z' p R% k4 I( X
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