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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.7 ~% i2 N1 R) r/ k: {
9 x s9 I$ K8 A$ b4 H2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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6 \/ E6 K; C' S. @3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.- T% K! V$ n6 Z8 ?' j
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer. & s4 {; m- \* e- e9 h% `# p# @
) i" g8 r0 s4 B1 ~2 F; G6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a ) ~# K; m, }0 K( x. P5 Q0 V0 V3 B
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]2 U: P8 A# M! `# `1 Y
+ Z8 E( p' u4 }; l# ~; z5 m; Q1 @1 w7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.: T8 D0 r: O3 F' e/ o
) J0 Q7 f" D2 G1 ^' E9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)5 \% \9 d, J/ H) Q8 {# r
; Y7 C- J8 v( J8 u10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.3 g) p; O' z( x: c2 E- R
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
, V" T3 v# ~5 n! F, J o( |two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
, F) C7 u* P- ^4 Y9 ~(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, 2 q* X2 E9 H$ z a7 u9 F0 C
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 % a- j* d2 F$ y0 ^' j" y0 M3 z) h3 e" G+ B
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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12. Gopher = speedbump.0 t* D. I$ N, I* H# l+ g( {4 |
6 u( p5 u! F# O& C( u j13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.' f! a6 C' k9 b) W& L/ d, `
- G/ e: E& t6 k4 v% r4 [+ a7 a14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your " c& Q, e6 V& @4 P) ^0 Q6 q
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