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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend., @: A e4 u2 ^. z h
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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* C0 O* ?2 z6 j* t+ @% u/ N3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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/ J2 b6 f8 @) i. p# p6 E9 ]/ g( A4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. 1 J( R& H; ]) z/ U5 T( `: {
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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. r3 t: I% W) N$ c8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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% v" @: E" B" E3 E* o9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction., N3 q+ z" T2 ]6 U% X
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 ! @7 }: _+ Y& I* v! V' E/ _$ j/ S
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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12. Gopher = speedbump.5 }9 C+ }9 S$ p2 B; P5 ~7 N
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your ( a; H$ l/ C) d9 Y
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