 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. # {2 X8 ~( I5 g
9 t0 Z {- x6 }( PIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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8 Z. k H2 K w; B- k) h4 `& {This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.8 ~6 c! @# y9 P
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.# `2 n/ c: d2 ]. x X
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8 P; A4 u0 z M- AIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.6 b, W! M3 @7 y6 a% H V4 V& Q
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. 9 ^! u( k8 ?, v0 p
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5 q$ ]6 c6 P, i$ ~& n5 @9 k1 {: IFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'/ U( }" y9 B3 H0 q
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J4 j0 R6 P2 t# T6 i8 \9 ?That's when she shot him.
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut% C! E2 N% o* N0 B
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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