 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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5 P4 R6 x& b/ X! u! MIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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$ |: g/ E( c3 J, l# HThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.0 y6 X2 N9 f3 ]& Z K
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state./ L# L& w" E8 E
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.1 s0 N/ a. S; ]4 n* R+ C$ p
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.* v5 k [. v! h$ z& T l
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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: C$ u- a; y5 p2 D* i' G* AFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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" P7 N! ~: W) cThat's when she shot him.- t- |4 j1 u' t+ K: g, ^
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. {- L- ?% w: g3 k# IYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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( @$ M& m7 q0 Z1 JWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! ) w! H' r& F1 P* D5 g# Y5 v3 ]/ o/ w
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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