 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. ! w; e% Y6 |4 Y3 R3 `$ H0 K; T' j
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.' @" Q- n2 \9 M0 R2 I
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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$ c. x* m1 d6 ?7 R) |Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state., E* O1 C7 Q3 P) v! Y
: ~: S. b) A0 T: \; ADuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.8 j* P' Q. w0 F; z* j( `8 @" ^! G
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0 j$ G' U, W% V- b7 P" HIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.& ^2 ^ M7 V) x. q
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& M6 A% [& I6 R% i% O4 FShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. ' T. k' i+ a1 Q5 s
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0 @3 y. b; r7 u5 |7 z6 gFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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8 {: D# L( S! aThat's when she shot him.
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; B/ X) e d% F3 q: s0 { rYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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