 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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' C1 U' Y' h: e! PIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.: X: A( h4 K+ ~5 b, `- K
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.0 {7 f& R) G; V* K: y0 T6 r$ `: I
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.+ B+ ]+ G! Y1 c( F
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; o8 X! x# ^9 _! G& JCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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0 A s2 {- G; j) P7 t" T6 {! BShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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' N" p: ]/ X4 E7 L1 h' P! }Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.* V/ f: ~" E! y8 d
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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9 p% c ^$ ^2 Y1 J' aWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! : |2 S4 T1 R( U' h7 S
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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