 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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$ m/ ]9 ~4 h3 e8 C& `4 v% W3 ~: l% FIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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~& i+ e0 v$ Y& @3 _4 }# \. o& KThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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9 F7 u0 O7 p1 l" C: W) y; FDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.4 J$ g+ ~! N' X3 P: j' H1 U, m
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.8 t$ ]% ^, a0 V9 t9 F6 o I+ Y
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.' e$ a; l8 j: G# ?2 D. Y( A7 @$ H
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7 p9 g# @# u& B5 QShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'' R! R) s$ v. s4 N8 @, f
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M* R' O0 K$ T3 |That's when she shot him.
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2 `5 t; y* L) s; Q" Z% ]4 uYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut1 N, s3 E4 T. T1 e* O( _3 b
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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