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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)5 `0 _$ F: c6 h7 ?. T. C5 u
$ {0 [. R- H: K9 \& b1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.+ P" |5 D, _6 b4 k
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
+ m& q6 t6 o* C: V- g# Q; Z3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
! |/ D& p9 n3 Z4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better./ @6 a: g8 |, c6 n1 t i" i2 y
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
: x$ z9 r- F6 h. s6 c5 i6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.: V, X& L- Q) w% n
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed., P9 Z) K2 I5 x! e7 E* u0 E
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. ) q+ l' p+ l9 a- X) v/ D
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