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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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7 h3 Z* l) N- i* O' t0 y1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.9 U) c5 X' y, S. o% K3 f
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.* ~7 t9 y' `0 R$ @, j- B
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.' O) h" ]$ n# ]( W6 t9 [0 u
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.$ y( S/ Z& J' h8 C3 K6 B
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
, n0 S% T1 Y+ l$ o R: A6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.# j; v7 h3 e, c! C* l
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.% Z2 d0 b3 i! Z# y: F+ F
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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K- F8 r' _' xMore if I have time .. . \3 _% D. a9 e
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