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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)2 L5 H* C# }; w5 F
' G1 h$ J, M M$ l0 u4 K2 C! g1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
3 V0 _ X4 b3 s3 k# _2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.2 V) P2 |3 l/ f. W- p7 b' t/ l
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.* _; o6 d+ ~& |* G0 ~1 E4 T+ {
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
( T0 I, f; @$ D# m! n0 x* r2 L- l5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.' b' u' x$ U+ x6 a6 F* \$ H
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.' Z6 _/ m4 x k0 l1 T
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
) c1 X1 t3 b+ p" d" N1 p- |3 w( r8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. # G' _7 C& ~, w, Q
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More if I have time .. / g: K% \7 i3 Q) V
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