It's ok to be 宅.3 Q3 P \2 }! @1 q' N$ \0 B
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Although occasionally you need to open the window blinds to let the sunlight kill the mold on your face.
SheJing 发表于 2012-4-16 08:23 7 Q: ?0 e" p9 wIt's ok to be 宅.5 E m2 t7 L0 |, G( J6 m {! A
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+ t8 v$ B' \9 K( Z1 x) I哈哈啊,这句好经典啊。我还没发霉呢,感觉也快了。。。。
Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)3 I4 [: e8 ]$ s' f( P$ u8 f C
' R6 s p; [( a: n& ]1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made. h( B7 E6 J& v7 k& _: P; y; d% m0 k2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.! x% C0 ?# l) d- Y2 A: ?- _3 ]& W, e
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.5 M. Y2 p0 j* ^. M' ^4 L# r
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better. 4 p5 {5 o7 q L" W7 _5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”. 5 _8 G2 c( V* X! L) A) \/ i: R6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.% F- P% _5 H; \/ |% X% r
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.# @6 E0 W, A( `" z1 y
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. # Y5 }( z# u6 j" _
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More if I have time .. - C; y5 z( C4 i$ b1 {
SheJing 发表于 2012-4-16 12:19 / K( c1 k, z" r
Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)' T8 i3 k; u w- h
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.