 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
' j* s5 S, j4 S' {2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
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; U& t1 y2 r$ P' C$ e2 O4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.1 n" `6 h* b' b4 X% j" t# Q
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
/ @0 O- |- s/ p h6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.1 O/ P, Q2 L" W! P. I' \0 E
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.) y9 z2 I1 d5 D
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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