 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)) O, ~6 j; x7 G" H+ S! c* x
9 B" [# b/ w8 l# C: c* h0 c1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.& O# L1 ?3 O# I% r' P& v) l
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.9 e: o2 z, ^( r! R7 @
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
Y" u* Q7 c* |- e+ Q6 z4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.5 u! H* a# ]4 K
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.: L4 x- J9 q4 S5 l* y/ C. Z2 n0 ?
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
( a2 C/ Z3 h3 f( T. G7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.( ^2 Z% M# }$ ^' H/ p# A, e
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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More if I have time ..
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