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发表于 2012-4-14 13:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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) t" E( r0 F; n4 UQuestion: What is the longest word in the English language? ' w. {7 S" {7 [: J  X9 O  l
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Answer: smiles
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7 _& ~, W, r; h/ ?2 k. pBecause there is a mile between the first and last letters.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
Maria found America
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Teacher: Maria, please point to America on the map.
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0 G6 m6 E/ q( h' sTeacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? % m5 F3 |; F- P2 t
Class: Maria did.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:30 | 显示全部楼层
The following is an old joke, which is consistent with our Chinese saying 无事献殷勤非奸即盗2 d6 Q  R1 K; T! A/ G

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: f- h+ d, n' b0 y, W9 ~% lA Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
! y0 ~- |" H8 i, S' e1 c8 t( n# K"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."# o$ v/ d: i) Z% d5 U2 u; f
The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman. # L( V0 p' I& q) w( j
"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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You CAN say that you think somebody is a jerk, especially when this person is a cop who gave you a ticket. Take a look:$ E" b  O# U& o% n, v

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Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.5 u1 B; k) R7 z* Q) u$ u: H1 c
Man: But I wasn't speeding.1 [3 y) u! ^! D2 q, [1 R
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)- ]; j1 y3 u4 `& m6 Z2 `% L' |
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
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Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 13:38 编辑
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为什么男人们总问这个问题$ h# J- M2 \+ {3 o' i( o
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' P- }9 z4 l) F. m( p' T"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.. p- C) r! s  t
"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:37 | 显示全部楼层
老鼠在你家里干什么
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A: I'm in a big trouble!
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A: Can't afford one.
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A: That sounds good.9 ]1 f$ Q3 [' q8 f# l4 g7 z
B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
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B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
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B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:40 | 显示全部楼层
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等一分钟
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God: "To me it's a penny."
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God: "Wait a minute."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:44 | 显示全部楼层
Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player? 4 ?0 Q$ _+ s  k! {
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She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:45 | 显示全部楼层
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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". $ A7 \% t% L  w8 C7 G# [1 H! d0 p9 z
Student: I is the...
" w6 I, K* i6 g' B6 o: L0 |Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".. {# f( {5 P" Y6 k, T4 |1 {( s
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:52 | 显示全部楼层
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:54 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:05 编辑
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Q: What travels around the world and stays in a corner?
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A: A stamp.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:55 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:05 编辑
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Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:59 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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尘肺???????????
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
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I did not know those sources of the word, thanks!
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同言同羽 置业良晨
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great job
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不就是\smile吗
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9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
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shelley.micheal 发表于 2012-8-30 14:45
1 b- k% D$ B9 @# r4 x- P: o( I  z# H9楼的笑话没看懂哦?

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他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字母。
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billzhao 发表于 2012-4-14 13:45
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5 w& Z& p0 u' _7 v5 k+ r% M! X8 LTeacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
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1 r6 C( U& Y1 N4 v) s以I开头造句:
& C$ `3 J5 Q) b( n; T7 O他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字 ...

# _& R5 d8 @  s! o: MThe ninth letter is I
- A1 l2 k; R/ s- z"I" is the ninth letter
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