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What is Marketing?

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发表于 2006-6-2 17:00 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.   ~/ I2 P6 i9 ~; \: B2 r
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
: F* {0 N9 d- c; sThat's Direct Marketing
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You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. # I% _# A+ ]  q2 }0 R. d/ S. F8 k
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, / h, H) v: p1 i9 ]( w  t! o
"He's very rich. Marry him."
5 U9 C- [3 w5 B& zThat's Advertising.
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+ l! j8 Y% t* U* NYou see a gorgeous girl at a party. % H; Y/ m% V  C( o) c) s* |4 O
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
3 v0 ~$ E) l9 @3 |& |' \The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
! q# I3 {4 p2 D( CThat's Telemarketing. 6 p" @8 c4 Y/ P/ ^9 z5 N

* V" Z6 |  H$ f9 ~4 F' _: rYou're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
, J. `! ^9 `1 _You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and compliment * V4 f8 ?! Y3 D* c* M- E
her hair. # C- B  G- n8 l# W/ D( Z
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,   S/ F9 ?0 ~* A8 k1 G
offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, 9 |" \$ F0 ~- F3 G# W  Z3 ^4 |
I'm very rich "Will you
/ }5 N- a- k: o  A2 vmarry me?" ) O. D! \7 z: [3 f( U# i9 @
That's Public Relations.
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" |% ?+ D: V# p. }* z3 lYou're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. * @1 c% Z% k  N9 K6 O8 R/ a5 k1 J
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich..." 6 i0 g1 v/ C1 N  Y- x$ n2 k
That's Brand Recognition.
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! K4 M' D2 X; N2 RYou see a gorgeous girl at a party.   g. i/ t, v/ `! _
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" 6 f; |+ x: b8 H' [1 f
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. ! Y5 q% r2 }+ O* E  ^6 C) A
That's Customer Feedback.
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发表于 2006-6-2 22:12 | 显示全部楼层
I am very rich. Marry me
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发表于 2006-6-2 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
That's Direct Marketing
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发表于 2006-6-2 22:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
很形象,不错
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发表于 2006-6-5 16:35 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈。不错:生动形象、简明扼要。
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