This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

白加黑

( |$ z, U. p' |3 [" r( @3 }Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/

$ R9 m7 Z; A( T$ V( n( T7 D8 VMore pictures are here
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/

1 W% m2 Z& }, Q2 A% e# d! T* lLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.

0 o, ^& L7 \0 aTop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
& w2 e# L# H2 s. R#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
( c; |' x- `' Z5 M#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
9 g' F/ i$ {' ?/ H/ h8 P#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
; t* F( l7 \. f. A( z: i#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
. R2 o! ^8 o' M6 n& m6 V#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.

- ^8 {% r, z( E  q' F- Z! w0 r) y
) N6 U# b4 @8 x  ]And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
' H6 L" y$ L1 D5 j) Y

8 X0 Q7 p( F+ G" r3 r

: t( N. N! B9 c  u

& O3 F7 R* A% j  Q2 }, H1 M


+ Y+ Q. L; R9 e1 w8 v

0 I- K- G# ~& ^, Y8 i. Y


& _; j1 S4 s6 m/ T' L

- q: J. D- \& h& i7 R

7 i: j* m, r3 l3 u! z
( ~  y. D& P* v" d

' Z4 ], [/ ^/ A1 ?/ U, p2 g/ p$ b


, y' i* B% N( u) l4 K. e
# x8 W4 P! V+ O" d
6 I! V4 A) C; L$ X) T' X
2 b; i2 _. U# p/ v% _+ f



5 U" l  I- ^* ]/ L; l5 `9 G3 A
" D. D: C. C8 G& }" X$ Z





# I! J( k! ?- k
4 ~3 F  C6 x; m' t0 F

  ?+ G+ }/ d. M$ k( O- Z2 U
; i0 Y) O  A+ B; E/ L
" G% Y+ o7 [2 Z8 t4 ]( _

, t1 I+ u  ^% a' y' \7 ~

4 z: W. E' E7 L+ B$ ^# e2 [
$ E* m- @8 ~. @9 \! H2 f; l3 [


+ [& L; ?$ w) \+ P



7 W- _5 H) x' n+ X0 B! @' O

4 X8 ]8 h) O8 O6 i* [) B
  o& D% ^. q& N9 V' ~- N




2 ^6 k) y1 g! O7 L3 h' r7 B; k% A

5 I( A9 M, o0 X" y, [2 P% V
6 J7 M' f6 {; y/ V
# v! l0 t0 X0 Q/ |6 {$ B2 `
4 K6 j5 }' {) L

# c. u4 X* ?: v3 J4 \


. X& x6 I% z+ G0 l
1 e0 h# h' `4 W0 f: m, V
' H6 s! Z8 c. D& M* ^
+ n* X6 k% Z8 D
3 X! k+ h- l$ n, n. S% V
' p5 t! c; _! g8 O! w& N9 F0 n

2 o6 Z! f6 F4 p6 a7 y7 f


  m/ \- \. Y7 x% o7 {' p




- L6 j! D. Q( h+ P, X- ~
( t+ f+ Z+ F- @. l+ [. ~9 C
- ?4 U- X# A9 S
. Q' D) f/ l" M/ I6 f( {
! F% X8 U6 Y4 V* n
7 a3 ^/ B, p# t
, H. E* z# Z4 o9 s








#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "

1 t8 R2 M  P. ~


4 V. _0 |) v6 L
! Q! B) U! b2 C3 ?; W
! w. g8 M! I, v9 f: i

白加黑

中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由
: A7 ?8 F; L  C8 d9 }4 C

游客，如果您要查看本帖隐藏内容请回复

亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

白加黑

看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

goodgoodgood

白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
) Q" ?+ ]; y' X0 ?$ \看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

that's good one