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This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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发表于 2012-3-23 10:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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$ m3 w# f8 Y7 k. o  N5 s" \Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:6 |- U( u/ F. F% J
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/. \% W& g% ~0 S: {: s5 _- A
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More pictures are here5 V4 p3 g4 o. D- }
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/
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  e  B) e8 ]! P+ n4 BLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.6 {6 S' b' t2 t* f% n+ v" Y4 p
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman- |! h; y! I9 ]% D, p4 V8 l
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. 7 x1 K: n( p# h) P% A
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
  A4 K0 s: }, G#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
- i8 s; d# S0 `2 z#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
- M2 ~7 q2 w$ f' O2 j8 B7 _#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.1 f! ?3 U8 q! @3 l, E
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
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#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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1 w% I( F& l5 @( L1 rAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 11:39 | 显示全部楼层
中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下" j/ u' o# P. d3 }# E6 u
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由
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发表于 2012-3-23 13:08 | 显示全部楼层
So true! Love the last one!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 20:19 | 显示全部楼层
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。
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发表于 2012-3-23 22:37 | 显示全部楼层
白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
# `: Z" h" R2 U, `$ W看过笑了的,回个贴吧。
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that's good one
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