 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 2)
|
本帖最后由 白加黑 于 2012-3-23 11:38 编辑
3 \' U+ f! a4 i2 X" }3 W
9 q! P. W& S( S6 J7 \; S h4 l/ S/ ]/ `
Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:/ L. K. R/ ?- g. ? _6 W5 f
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/
9 W% u/ u; Y9 {8 ~1 b$ g! z# B% P% }. r3 D: n# V9 r3 j
More pictures are here
; g5 \, G" W5 B7 p) zhttp://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/
9 }1 G# c6 G' k) E
& c+ X) H8 e: m4 Y. {Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.8 V' g; J2 h6 u0 `8 M" Y
* i1 o% d s9 Q9 ^ A2 }* [! z. b( x
Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman& t% H1 `% l+ _6 F+ @
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. / _8 G/ V+ e* [; P
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
, o# ^2 Z4 F) E0 q8 t# [* y#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
0 v; d9 G8 D2 C/ Q5 R#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.9 e# k& K6 S+ C# v
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
2 `1 L# _$ ]* P5 F) M5 T% w/ R7 @#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
. c ~) I9 Y/ s3 q. [#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.- E" n1 K9 u1 T5 e
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?- e' s) O7 p/ m# t
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
4 F$ U+ Z# u4 J
! s: j! r3 [4 Z
% x, S d5 K$ }' Y! LAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
% n, W' e7 x3 p. Y4 x
* c% S/ m% E" K, ?: g: ?6 u6 Q" F
& w' U( A1 s1 J9 B3 P1 Y, ?/ k- A1 B8 c$ I6 w# r6 [( V
5 B3 W0 P" V9 Y; k, h2 y3 y6 U: R( s' d2 T, X# f' U) L
) @. F' s* Y& R; v9 P0 V
( Y# p8 @& Q0 O4 Y& |
: R1 ^5 S p& g4 f
, F* q1 O( |5 g4 m* M/ X5 K y* T' E
* b$ Y4 y6 \+ p9 L
0 ]( z# I! N7 j2 u
- }, \3 g" H2 X0 i3 d
: Y; e m4 j5 K0 d. k
# z+ z, D5 P0 ~: R7 s1 I$ |% w4 u2 K
! s, N" G. I( ~6 ]+ ?! x1 [9 A, S
# P$ ^2 m& K. G- }6 M
& j. Y! H, g/ y {
: ]; [2 ?6 ^3 T/ Z0 J* {; q( q3 `
6 O4 D6 E- y, y0 O, Q ]1 N3 t& p' |" Y: J# k. y* ?8 R
: p& I& K% J T* c/ f% D# M
6 T7 C( T3 W( j. i% ]; P0 t
8 L) v7 q9 Z/ ^$ a3 ]2 y8 N% B3 l+ h" c" y4 S% _
1 n( y( O3 A' V
. a/ Q$ o0 W' n" ]- k; ^+ U% |5 I
& F9 ]6 h/ P2 V! T, u2 x3 {
( J5 G# Y* W: x1 s# y5 _" ?* w6 U
! P. a4 Z$ X, r6 H6 Y# j& o: E
7 y8 M) j1 g9 J, r. Q( u; D& k5 x7 m1 L( H
& X$ N( z- g. o9 l5 M. A' k% H
' G- c8 I& R% ~6 x. ], `: \& e: [0 b" ?/ T2 X/ d
& q4 h2 m" G4 ]$ y6 U j' ]% ^% j9 H* r; d" ?7 X" O& } {
9 D/ T5 C' S3 y) ^& o Y
/ `: h% n& o1 G$ D
r \4 [& g' }' m5 z
0 b6 B @* J: ^! g C. j, ~) |8 _2 x
- Z1 [( }( g! h$ M7 N" ~ y; T6 W9 R( ~( P! D& u% N$ @/ u) L
; x& L8 z. E9 a ~
' Y& v: A0 n: j) ~7 W4 K" `4 M0 I4 x0 g: R: B- }& ^
. v3 L, b3 H9 R: r+ F# b+ |6 @+ {
0 q( a; `. x. c p, A
; g, l1 s8 J& B- q8 g" _" Q5 R- D; u
9 G- a4 U! O$ V1 m9 ]
) `- n1 @) n! H' C
3 y. H: {; Z; L! P! k9 M6 C: s6 y ?) G6 n) J* ]8 K" A# N" [
1 `: j3 X( ?1 @1 G/ J) A) k9 a1 p* g, e$ I. m' e4 C
3 [ Z# w6 O1 n
. O! ]( \7 C9 y6 J6 N B
! B. n9 {5 }0 m" }# g, H0 H# ]$ K- Q5 b$ A
2 H* x, }" ~7 p
5 [: J" R" i9 z7 H; y0 d+ O
6 k9 X0 r5 i5 a
; b* s7 ~. r2 n( M* K0 l2 S f" A; Y" b) R X
% O( ~. o4 P5 a7 @9 \! M$ f9 X
2 j# Y4 e& u6 n0 {
5 [" V9 {. X7 z( ]2 u4 o# p7 [# ]4 @
' t! Q$ G- f( X2 E6 Y% Z8 [. e/ W/ A4 ]% i$ P
' o# b' w( m9 E; |( \! |) I& U1 s7 x) c+ |
4 ~) Z/ i- ^/ x/ z% R$ k) z7 Z
' ~ r# G' q! F- e l2 Z9 w4 m( [# _* d# y1 r7 v0 A: n
5 y; J5 c, X5 X7 i# _4 z
% j- O3 v5 ?& _% K
& I" a- u M% F" V
3 ]* J# m. {% B( C- l. w0 B- c' |. \& F x W
) { p L9 h* F5 q& X
% o& _, X( U: Q! V) i1 A& n
H) P: _% U6 p. }, u
! g6 |* q3 v# l7 r
' J2 S# Z8 |+ H+ K! \7 f- @$ u7 }" ~: ~/ s( R& u9 Y
) X2 W c& j# `) V9 Y: \( b a
3 s; u# E3 v3 o" t4 t* v8 s5 S# l% B* c+ w3 ?
; B' K0 E U' s8 A( t- v& U6 f$ n4 ^5 Z# |. j% K1 D
2 }/ |8 a) B4 W8 i ^2 E" E1 a' @0 ^) L5 ?. E" {7 W B
- w! R6 n/ H2 X" @
" n5 |2 R) D8 q/ Y4 ]0 Y4 Q$ Q) |/ j$ Q) g4 X0 R& r
* c; \4 Q- _3 q) v
* |5 \7 Z3 x& U& x. l4 ~% d+ M% ]
2 I4 O0 s0 K u, I" E6 S0 y0 B6 i$ o9 w! z6 e! R# W2 y b
#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
0 I- F, J5 D* @# F& ^
& E8 P( U# f5 D8 w$ b3 @* q6 e, s; X7 l
) \8 e' Q1 t5 n! z2 V6 r. o; m
7 J- e" z k9 k# J; ~
3 U# M6 g" L; y* Q5 q; O, }. p* N* @) G# ^9 ]
$ V" y$ b; H0 j" t |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2012-3-23 10:36
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
楼主
