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This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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发表于 2012-3-23 10:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 白加黑 于 2012-3-23 11:38 编辑
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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
: B" e9 e$ u: G/ q0 Lhttp://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/
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! j- j* ?6 N9 @0 N' fMore pictures are here
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, N) r* Z/ H8 m: }Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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6 u' j9 z3 @* s) y0 RTop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman- `0 }- Z0 U2 j5 w% S2 `
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
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#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.( n( f% h9 G2 o& Z
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.& V% z9 e5 D2 l6 U
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
+ p2 v3 h& t( n( h0 ?/ p#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.5 g6 J! e+ l( l
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?3 i: Y1 v; N" g% P$ u& w
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 11:39 | 显示全部楼层
中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下. A8 Y3 K! X' N1 {5 y  K
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发表于 2012-3-23 13:08 | 显示全部楼层
So true! Love the last one!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 20:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。
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发表于 2012-3-23 22:37 | 显示全部楼层
白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
1 v5 Y( U  Z4 s6 e! n. d4 q看过笑了的,回个贴吧。
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that's good one
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