This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
5 T; d8 S8 O- d5 M5 Q#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
4 Q5 H4 Y! r  Y8 h#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
2 D+ \. I' F& C7 ^! q7 Z#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
) _7 J) C% F* V#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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( l; I1 ^( r, j$ OAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "

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白加黑

中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
! \2 [1 H/ p  g: } 手枪比你的女人好的十大理由
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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

白加黑

看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

goodgoodgood

白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
% s1 \# C/ c$ b& K; y" E看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

that's good one