最强的英文翻译

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1． we two who and who？
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5 [1 y  y7 i; B6 ~2 v7 ]　　2． how are you ? how old are you?
% q8 z3 I" h$ @* n! l　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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　　3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
$ m( J0 B( |* k, S+ @- p: Q　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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　　4． you have seed ,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ,together !
, n1 ^& V) y* p5 ?% H9 Q- F  U8 ?　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

2 D( s% s* L) E# j- T+ o: j5 b　　5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
! k  N& R" G4 Q+ Z+ r& f　　nothing to say,go home!!
　　有事起奏，无事退朝
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　　6． you me you me
　　彼此彼此

　　7． You Give Me Stop!!
& O. x; F, X1 Q) K# N( T　　你给我站住！
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　　8． know is know noknow is noknow
　　知之为知之，不知为不知…

$ w& d' ]  W3 S6 l2 `% h　　9． WATCH SISTER
% V6 z* l6 y: b9 F, q- H　　表妹

　　10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

　　11． American Chinese not enough
  d2 Y1 z4 o1 v6 t9 x$ \- @　　美中不足
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' L3 A5 M3 p9 }# y. m　　12． one car come, one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
　　车祸现场描述
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1 s- E& m' w1 d# D8 H! Q( h　　13． heart flower angry open
　　心花怒放

　　14． go past ,no mistake past
　　走过路过，不要错过

( z% X7 ^) C: E0 x+ @　　15． 小明：I am sorry!
　　老外：I am sorry too!
, z5 y3 U0 Y) k, r$ K　　小明：I am sorry three!
2 r& E0 Q! E2 D( i/ d9 Z　　老外：What are you sorry for?
　　小明：I am sorry five!

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