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1． we two who and who？
9 _  J% ^. g- {: P+ |, k$ D9 k　　咱俩谁跟谁阿

$ L/ R/ j- s7 ~) U9 E2 R" ^　　2． how are you ? how old are you?
　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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　　3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
# \$ L9 q+ _# N4 R+ a: G4 x& |/ J　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

) L, B* R. z2 E3 w. c" I　　4． you have seed ,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ,together !
　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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. ]7 b! `9 L, q! K! y" c　　5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
# a+ [7 j& ^2 a% D　　nothing to say,go home!!
: e2 h/ w5 ]' ]1 P/ D# a  R% [　　有事起奏，无事退朝
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　　6． you me you me
　　彼此彼此
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: `5 D! G/ S# Y3 g  X　　7． You Give Me Stop!!
, \% B! ]" b. P  L; Q　　你给我站住！
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& F7 O" E& I% O' O' ~6 L　　8． know is know noknow is noknow
, P, x7 H% N- C　　知之为知之，不知为不知…
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　　9． WATCH SISTER
　　表妹

　　10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
2 _: {- I3 N" I: S% T# K　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

3 |5 `$ s' A% t+ Z- i7 f9 i　　11． American Chinese not enough
　　美中不足
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　　12． one car come, one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
% C1 s) x# `: P4 o6 w1 g4 s　　车祸现场描述

0 \. E0 a1 l, k4 p　　13． heart flower angry open
' e/ T5 z8 W+ e　　心花怒放
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1 u+ n& q7 f. D　　14． go past ,no mistake past
4 q5 e* m9 a' n: ?　　走过路过，不要错过

　　15． 小明：I am sorry!
　　老外：I am sorry too!
　　小明：I am sorry three!
  N% U+ ]5 R7 N6 Z6 R- d3 F　　老外：What are you sorry for?
/ W( y% y* E& R+ e　　小明：I am sorry five!

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