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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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# E; F, ]: X. g& k- B6 I# a, j1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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' E( O& P, K9 C. O7 h% m. O2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.# x- ?/ i4 A) A4 b" j; |& j
1 K4 y5 V* A- K T- g, M3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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3 V+ E2 L6 ?2 _& `! S5 t4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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# ^6 T* M4 p }: m T( Q5 w5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator., q; w, K4 \# o5 u* O) a& P
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.) s, e# V0 W# J% x: O' y1 M( p
- i8 R+ } |5 k" W( }' Z/ ]$ z8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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, K9 X$ _1 P: D6 Y: \0 \- Z9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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4 q3 }5 N& r- }" j& w11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.; w0 e) W' T- v) g6 C* k, N$ Q' \8 z
& y6 X/ \' I$ ?# r5 J12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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: u2 _9 H' ^* D7 D9 \, \13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.# c E9 `3 A5 P1 ]5 c# h) g
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.1 G3 R) o; `$ V
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.0 ]4 y$ s! s/ a6 ]( l" `
( t) \# [9 ^4 x/ b. M16.) You take naps.
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3 Q! q% j$ o% Z+ S0 T1 I8 p3 B17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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+ |. ^) H+ _$ I18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.2 w! j8 P: \; b" H& P$ l
& e- W) C: e* Z3 E1 V; ?: q& E0 d19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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' q& \ c9 n; h o& x20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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7 \8 G& I9 n! i21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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# U* d9 X" z/ N8 T23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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