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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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) n: J$ p0 j! U: S2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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% f7 \/ o7 I; h1 m0 t- \. W& Y3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.8 T" _- J" N5 s" B% @+ w
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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; n) Q: P! c5 O" Y5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.0 J# c. L3 i# d$ F2 o, |+ k
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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7 r, ~* T, W y/ L8 l9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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& b! T$ q) z& k7 `: S9 ]0 u0 w10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)4 _& g& c& \; z
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.) {! p( s) q. N! y$ ]+ I. R! N1 {
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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3 n4 @0 ?9 g8 y7 u0 H14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers., D* x: ~1 _# w5 E3 u( K3 o
7 V* N# ]2 }" A$ s9 B7 ~* i15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.- V% G3 i7 U0 K7 H/ g0 q8 q
* K8 s9 h4 `: D4 d4 ^9 P d% J) x17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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4 l+ d, a1 L: ?) M18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.- R/ X. J# l5 P4 |+ \2 i/ _
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.: V' r) u3 r; d! E6 f: L
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.- i5 @) N O) | Y! c
" t9 ?+ E4 x" o) O6 O21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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2 v' m i# ^% r22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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b, \: j( y3 J3 ^" l8 m23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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