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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.6 c! L& E! L8 \( g
5 {' s4 E9 p" D; E3 _, d$ w2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question./ H3 g/ l2 G; c3 y; w
6 v; V9 X4 h% D6 ]3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.% W$ _7 O9 Z0 d: N: z0 V
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.6 y$ W. [) z) [. C9 I: o
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.1 V) @# f- b; l8 d' r
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.8 ^2 A) n& W- B, f
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.* `# M; C0 @3 P! j! B& I1 x
" V) o( @ M7 C/ q1 Q5 K0 U8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14." F1 Q2 [+ N& }/ `
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!). s, U- n1 S4 q$ w; n. L t
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.% t! Y7 B6 \7 L" F O
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! W) X: b4 T1 a1 C( Q5 r13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.' Y1 Q8 O) t+ y
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.( C. P! t. @8 D' W( m
0 Q f8 H6 g; ]* ?+ t* G18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.+ y% e3 P$ s; e, F2 s
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.. x0 u' T1 A. J3 `! ^. \
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.) H0 f7 R# O: _/ L' n* S& B* w
, Q* W7 y. q& f21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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0 X5 G, W- X3 ]+ A( B; s% Z' I22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 6 Z1 L, l/ E; K% }* \+ G! R
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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