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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ) u4 n9 Y: Z9 L
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' s( B; ~5 C+ P3 [2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.8 X" I/ x4 e b; {2 D, g2 K# L
' |* D3 E* K! Z8 a) }# i6 K R: u3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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# `% ?- U0 `+ f5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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0 |4 h; `7 G* d$ k$ X# g6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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# p u/ S( o( L+ `, w7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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% z0 f% z, o! h5 b) `/ r9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'. r/ ^- ]- `0 M
% w2 a9 H* C4 y10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)/ z/ s5 h3 s; w0 T; g
' U; H$ k, c. k4 ^. u11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.( F' q3 p6 r3 y2 Z& u% u
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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- ]' e9 E$ f) J+ c) R14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.: l, Z$ }$ [, v1 n# T
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt./ |% E3 ]0 U6 |7 O5 M( W2 c
, `3 S, r* Q: L9 ^$ O16.) You take naps.
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5 q9 J. K" n6 s- v6 }" Q% j% S0 S17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.1 B! C& Y$ ]2 o
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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+ k$ v4 l' M/ g5 m Z. f n' A; c19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.3 {. l F& k' _3 n' k, q) _
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.. T! c* q8 Q6 A) m( }+ j
- R% k% T% l' k- X6 {3 S0 c5 K21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. " [/ b# ]7 Q/ O1 u7 @4 ~4 g
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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