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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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. F3 e; z7 ?) N* q1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.! J! ~% C& g( i. O6 U3 |
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.$ o. V4 Y& h5 U. P
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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6 m% m- M& {- W8 V( R& Y, a* V8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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8 V$ U8 B8 q  D9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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, e/ G' l$ C: C12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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8 N$ e3 I, ]" o0 a13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.7 ^/ j  V2 E! Y: r5 d/ A
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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4 B# _/ m* I5 R" \5 [6 i17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.# J" H2 [. }% Q: ?: I

7 n8 F& a& y5 S0 B$ d. r18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.: G6 d6 W% e' @

* l+ c/ P: w+ @$ K5 y, i19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.2 g1 o; m' `* j# v
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.8 L/ s9 X" Q5 L+ ]  K" k' i
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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