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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 6 E/ F, A5 t. c ]8 a4 b5 J$ Y Q- m
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.% d* M4 }; m. d5 q* t" M
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question." i* Q* M5 j+ D; ?8 s4 x% A# @
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.+ }. d7 G- j, V4 ?( g* ]7 T, Z
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.5 J" Y0 y- S+ p$ |( I4 y
/ Y! K: `4 d# v5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.: x# g4 C' b- o! x
% i# x, t2 S! Z" ?6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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3 c2 D J5 x5 i1 i! P+ ` v- ^7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.5 g3 b: V# o2 |/ n) W/ d4 `
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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; ^ |7 y. Z* Z0 Y7 c8 C: H- z1 g10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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5 h# g3 ]- j; N$ H13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.6 \6 e' l! q" U+ y8 h
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16.) You take naps.+ r* ?/ |6 r# \+ N/ h% S5 T
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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5 l- r$ F' c b6 Q19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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6 t% C3 b0 h9 S& w% u, S# ^% B% l4 Z20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.. v! u; H+ T0 n5 B# f
: n8 K! |! T5 V4 z21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"! U/ R2 H/ ]/ t4 k- W
6 b% m( N" H8 Q# g8 u/ q22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 1 H( q; m& a" M: m, W' |4 ?
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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