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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months...." L) o0 Z- q: ^9 l
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
1 F' ~, b }6 ], Q+ u2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
$ G. p% T$ B, [7 f: d; \3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
: z, I3 C9 @! C5 \, ~0 R$ Q4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
; A7 u f- X0 `5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. 6 W* n9 O+ o% z+ {
6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
* @' I- L+ B+ l& Z3 c7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
8 M# \) ~9 s% T8 f- m8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 4 h+ W( ]- u2 m- I1 O) w' \
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? ( w) \7 Y! q( ~, p8 U9 U
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
v0 h# ^4 I& e$ O' |- @11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
0 v% P T5 x' c9 U8 A12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" 8 H4 K" ]5 D) P. l5 _6 m
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
; U: q9 O( f5 m% q14. Can I flirt with you? 2 I) M) T5 @- a$ ~2 Z
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
9 w' G7 @2 T. ]5 A2 R16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
; J% H( U5 ~& c' S3 A- k17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. , R% T7 n4 Y& \- v- A4 Y5 ]+ Z
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? $ S8 |$ c" T Y' b6 K) i
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. - y$ \0 e$ R Q7 A& D# w
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
( l D8 ]" C% N! `' b" ?21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? 2 }' V1 h+ ^4 f, c! z& w
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
, N" ~( n% F6 w& R23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? 4 R/ k9 t/ M% Q- a' x1 O2 k
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
% D: D5 g k0 q9 A/ ]3 F& W25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. : |) F: q) I" f5 r
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
( \& @7 s$ b3 o& R' q5 C: f27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? 9 }5 z u. q, c# \
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. . g6 _3 A$ t+ j) m2 J" R- D
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
6 i: \; h8 g% W: |& v$ @30. So... How am I doing'?
, e. M: N/ M: W1 j31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? ) K- u1 a. {! j( ]+ ]2 F5 c% g0 w
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
# A, _% Z7 U+ l$ B W; [33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? ' X/ A$ f$ s/ h$ J- ]
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
3 \/ I# t' T: ^1 A7 G/ V35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
! j( i: k7 o+ |36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? ) I8 y5 o* p' W
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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