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发表于 2006-4-19 16:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....! [" S4 p. |, K: @( h( S

/ Z) u. I9 ~  [* M; h' q1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. ( V8 H' Q+ r9 M! b8 \
2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
9 }( r7 Q0 I% _3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. % i4 w/ y1 G; P7 K
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] : t2 q7 d6 c) M
5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
' u* @$ \( c+ Q8 }; i( ]6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? % D7 p3 w- _+ Z3 D4 L$ e# F- q% W
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. * F6 E$ x0 c( \: d9 w* ]
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
" c  |' e5 B1 }( }8 T# i9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? ) m3 z- K  H8 D6 f' M# [
10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. 9 c  V/ ?9 H7 W( }+ ]; `, u6 H3 ]
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. ; m  f- t" ?6 }( B" E" Y! E
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
3 t1 V. _( U" a( c; b13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
4 R% g! l; o$ M* l- p& |/ Q& x5 f14.        Can I flirt with you?
% t( }# v* D! h+ q15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
1 g! M3 z. \5 w! |3 }& d8 ]16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
! Q4 K) i% i# C* Y- L* t17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
/ @* W+ n, f0 S( O4 D7 x( m18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
, d7 L" F. j, g- s) a0 f0 Q* s& ~8 ~9 P19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
0 ~/ t7 T4 X; J1 f+ q20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
! x3 v$ `( m7 L2 c' |1 w# V/ d/ w/ {21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? ! R% W' o; f" w: n2 n6 w
22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
5 f+ i: n8 \. w6 a& Q23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
) Q# ]( l: D8 q* I! q' k24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
; y8 P6 H- h; [& d  {( G+ v25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. $ ]6 l6 ]9 ^- p9 w) \
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. * W* C+ c) K7 V. a# A. v( _
27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? - H* v8 a5 I6 r2 [& u; D; [& @
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. 4 f$ \4 d. h' I1 N+ S: K0 I
29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
) J. [4 c; B/ V3 b, X, l# L" I4 [, G30.        So... How am I doing'? 5 T0 {. t) C7 k" [  A+ Y8 q* w
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
% g2 K2 Y7 M: g9 |  d5 b' o8 x32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
" Z. a$ N/ w* {. [* k33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
# M' B8 V+ d/ \8 C- l) |" B+ O34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? ) K$ Z) x+ Q! V/ w! N" J
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. 0 k6 Z3 v" M% S: n# |
36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? 7 v% u3 H* q' y. V  }5 U3 Y
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...
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