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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. + s( n7 H' J( z, F8 T; K
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. 0 \5 Q7 s) F9 P: {' n
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
# ~2 p+ x# X9 M- q8 z# @: a4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] - x0 ^' b% k; {) A E% T$ u& a
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
1 ^: M7 _, G& R2 g5 e! N6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? , `* J( [6 J: ^+ M D) q' ~
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
+ i% d5 M& f( I8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. $ p" a" F y) v$ {( Z
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? ; C p+ K( R6 o9 T4 R
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. $ S q# O# b# B
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
7 M8 Q' \6 O4 }3 ]12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
6 ^+ j1 X- `8 y" N; V13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
' i' Y6 q/ \! _- P- g$ q14. Can I flirt with you?
) f0 L; \5 \1 v6 D15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. # O. D+ D- Z" a W
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
& v6 R+ E* m% l+ q6 r17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
]1 w& m+ Q" r, [8 a+ O8 t; @18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
7 x0 r' S: K$ T9 z19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
_5 u7 X" i' {20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
) V0 v1 v4 c4 H8 l4 b21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? * a, N% n% V- ~
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. * y3 V# l1 h# y. }' ]6 x9 O% G
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
& ]% L5 M% H- C24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? - T" h' r: j$ p" H# B4 p9 T
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. 9 k' `* j$ \7 `0 }! ^& `
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
2 k: \8 G4 v: P; u0 V* A27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? T, O9 Q/ z3 u! E! q5 b+ G( i
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
, Q1 ]8 H8 ^7 d4 l% a L29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
; j7 Y# B$ ^8 z' e" y, [3 p) {30. So... How am I doing'? - h+ B/ ]3 _4 k) E9 L8 x" ^; T
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? 6 e' [5 @3 U! o e- P: z5 j
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
( ^/ X9 D' y" U8 o5 |! w% Z$ k7 V33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
2 c# O3 [+ u m! {34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
6 u- L3 `6 e( w$ d9 g, e35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
8 {) \0 i/ T1 j/ M1 K5 X36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? " j) w- E* S( T" Y+ F) J
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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