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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....! [( B8 i) |8 |1 O
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. 0 m4 C& ]0 u" D$ ~0 u; x7 x
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
: Z% [! u# {$ k1 d6 ?2 C3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
3 M2 L) o" m3 X8 Z/ z& R4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
- h* |% \4 @! J0 r+ ^0 T5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. , [8 H8 b3 S' q2 ^8 N
6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
& S5 ?1 ]; U: u) }7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
; o# e! V; Z3 A: ^: V8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
4 y0 P& S. K+ r' z, u! R% M9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
3 m/ |- D6 m Z# F9 M9 {0 O10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. ! z% r) |& @" k$ b7 t! k
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
; x! J6 E/ }: T# y# o12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
# R0 Y4 X% @0 M" ^8 }1 ~13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
. J1 v6 O K' D+ D% d' u14. Can I flirt with you? ( w# I& y4 U0 h# t4 t( Z
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
, v- ~" o5 M1 W f6 I& w! h6 N16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
1 O' ]# g, P& Z! u1 M& z, H" }1 @3 P17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
# v* g7 N* \, |% O5 k18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? : B$ r9 }, p4 _$ }
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. 8 E: t/ m/ n r7 _2 q
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
2 Y# ~) B4 B7 X, u% v21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? & E9 [4 ?$ R) D6 n/ e: \
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
$ m ]/ t6 }; c/ F! d! D23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? 0 R0 S7 r, d( U7 K
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
5 A8 I0 o" A6 ^& [! I+ D25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
, {6 P$ \% x1 H' m8 v26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
P/ {- T. |3 _7 k j2 ` ?: b3 r- D27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? P- M; W: s7 Q& d! P8 b/ Q
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
4 x2 r5 E" ^6 `+ J$ g29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
" ^1 j5 C3 z: ^30. So... How am I doing'? . s, \9 B* s) I7 g0 p
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
& W, Y8 {* g9 Q32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
: D" g& j# V8 f: C33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
# C0 h6 R) k9 y9 d34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
3 ]9 Q, a/ N8 X8 M {35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
/ W& Q9 N0 C% m* L! _- r( X/ Y36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? . |( E7 i& T" k0 w* e* k4 b. \# ]( _" ^6 h
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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