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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....9 D5 V& V/ G$ j& X; |2 w+ Z
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. # G# E' S" F* Y7 Z
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
# M" l9 \4 V" a8 m9 K) }* @- k2 H3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
: R7 J+ y& \. n/ C4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] ! J, N! L0 {' Z- K
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
; N5 W0 N- S9 O \7 ]- P1 B& x6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? * g( {# X8 H6 K: t) h
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. 9 a3 G% w Z+ s8 ^: t3 W! i- f
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. " Z" n2 e& k [9 c$ c7 B! n
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
6 L+ J" F% o. w10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
8 Z/ }2 \( f! O a0 n* c11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
H4 \7 S" f( e12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" * u- C; F# [1 E9 M6 Q- L1 M, N
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? ; `9 S6 u& o X/ [( D: [; ~
14. Can I flirt with you?
# n; \% R% w7 W15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
) I) z' r J% [6 m1 \0 I16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
/ \+ _& J) |. c% q% T) y17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
, i7 T6 d* u7 B; H# E) ?7 g18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? 4 U2 {7 R: j& n+ g9 e
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. 1 M1 G/ Q+ ^ {! x# T! {
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
a3 {) ~% J: T l! C21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
# t1 ^: b( n2 m22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
) C0 Z( l6 }" F8 E3 H23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? / q$ r# D8 \% }, | [
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
; U2 f2 p+ y4 P8 F/ z6 a7 ~25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
, O. `0 w3 A9 f/ p% G' g26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
# x8 T& K4 Q1 G; Y# r1 M27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? R+ f" l3 h* J4 l
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
' L) U8 @" u6 e2 x& w* z. m29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
3 @2 l: `/ A$ Z30. So... How am I doing'?
, b# q$ Q0 w4 [ A2 ~8 T& V' y31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
2 o& F* G4 d% B; r32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. " F. M/ t) A- W; c6 T( }2 `
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? " i& R9 U2 j! C, B! A! ] {
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? + r1 t& O- x8 x) O( {, b5 d5 v
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. # ~0 ~6 h9 z# m# D! d, l
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
! J1 s% D& C/ `/ z37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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