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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. ( \; s/ X0 r. r. U8 C; Q
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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! Z5 v$ a6 N4 |" x- aWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
K2 q( r, ~+ p7 ADivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" . l/ s( Q% c1 i$ C' r3 ~
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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