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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. & d; ?! g( B# u2 Q
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the , n. j* G% a- i
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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- b) D8 D3 @: `. T& v% rWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie ( | ?, l G# w7 l% _1 M/ @
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the . f0 [8 q' O' _" ^- b3 d- `9 c
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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- K" X j. `( y& r% d8 h6 TThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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