1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? P% g% z5 J0 I$ n' n8 X I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.2 F# E6 S. r5 g8 R. [2 w
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? * Q5 z1 x7 L' q, c# ? Not is you’re a chicken.* ?- l0 w, E* j* c$ M
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?5 }+ P0 S) V1 Q1 ~" Y
The outside.) L! r7 P6 ^6 Q8 c
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? + m5 ?. d/ u. W$ B- P Fry-day!* S" z' a- S/ @7 ]4 J
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? - [4 G" \: D6 T; N D! L/ E7 n+ ^: o No idea. / v" M2 B7 t7 }6.Why you go to bed?6 l( `: U5 d/ y$ ~2 |$ K+ W& Q
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 ; B. r" O" c* @8 a8 P1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? $ d, D0 H- I1 J7 P0 K$ n+ w/ W1 p1 Z I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. / l7 w3 p4 C5 O. Y2.Is chicken soup good for your health? # u! ^3 F( ]9 N. n& D$ G Not if you’re a chicken. " ` T9 D$ ^) K; N3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表0 h3 d( m: E: k+ T* C' t& b' W
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? % ~/ `6 w% C+ ^& Y5 p8 \9 J I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 2 b3 }* g- i+ Z2 _+ B2.Is chicken soup good for your health?) ~' C; @( @' M, T# \" D6 l/ V
Not is you’re a chicken. $ c: U+ f, h) l) n3.Which side of the chi ...