1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? * k* o; |- F& C" k Y1 ]; r I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. . o* C$ J* }5 B, ]( [2.Is chicken soup good for your health?7 i! k$ x7 m+ S) ~8 P
Not is you’re a chicken. ; y) P3 a7 X/ S+ R4 b3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? ! h0 U; W+ k. J! T4 }7 }. M9 r7 X# r4 B The outside. , V- [; A/ g7 g2 T" A) ~* f* H* e4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?; B* P! J6 R8 k+ S
Fry-day! * X" \4 z t `. b0 g5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?9 P) Q+ A9 b" ^
No idea.% T! ?: w( ?! I6 H8 d
6.Why you go to bed? L/ W# X0 \) O
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表4 C& D+ l/ [2 p4 q. E d' a
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? & w1 a4 E! m2 N
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.0 L, O5 ?' l, W: v% {% K. C
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? % s5 x4 i. X7 h0 E4 K1 l. Y. ~ Not if you’re a chicken. 1 m% o- n$ _1 r' R8 @7 h Y3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表/ F4 X- \" b, R: t( E4 l
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? . N& Z. [ K Q* ]; I I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. / D! w/ K( E& ~7 E" G! z' x2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 7 Z% ~+ h2 D) D ?2 Y, I5 L Not is you’re a chicken. ; f$ d0 O; z( g. H! S+ k3.Which side of the chi ...
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