1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? + B6 N2 E7 _' x. D+ l0 U: q I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.& x+ k3 {9 ~' A3 O9 M
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?+ L# T- Y, y/ K: c8 g: w3 m3 k/ h" M
Not is you’re a chicken.+ e' y) E5 U `# S
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?. ~* y2 ^6 `0 s3 ]9 N. @
The outside. $ ^9 e" C$ _. d4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? 8 v4 }" m6 C3 R. E+ }4 L8 r. C Fry-day! + X9 z$ d# {/ J: u$ x5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? 8 n7 i8 N9 L7 A( U4 E! W No idea. " k! C' R; V( k4 ~. R5 i! A3 Z/ e6.Why you go to bed? 1 R9 j$ x! C0 z9 {6 w) m Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 8 Y6 J2 l5 {: C1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 5 N9 I! x( P& K I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. , l# g) M1 F; K* x8 t( f2.Is chicken soup good for your health?) h F$ e& m6 b& s0 ^
Not if you’re a chicken. \2 D* B: T8 u( U3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表' p" B, U9 i2 x. Z* `
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? * C, {% b4 j: m I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.* d% r* S/ E* m
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? $ o6 i+ F3 {1 `4 q- w Not is you’re a chicken." l2 i4 F- H" _( N' W% w5 c6 }
3.Which side of the chi ...