Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
$ v6 y" u. p; V/ R  j' {& _* }>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
>>
>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
1 @. D. \+ ?4 _0 W& l" V! W' u>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
+ Y0 C( ]) N6 R>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
6 h: R; x$ y+ O8 B6 v>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
7 d3 ?- x. m0 d# C>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
; ~% Q5 q" c& m* B$ s  ~! Kspaghetti
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
# d- W, E8 d- V; q>> thought of having sex.
, H5 e. B6 m6 w; F>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>>
>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
* g+ n* k: \3 r* F" z>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
. l: Y- d5 |, Q! r% ?3 V: w>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
>>
. \$ E3 N0 K  p- M' S4 g; L5 e! ^>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
1 d' z  \3 ?0 e5 ^4 a) ?>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
! `; q! H, c4 b- ], d>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
4 \% P! ^' v* }! Z. R& F6 R$ w>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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4 z1 Z- Q; n! }! J>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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2 h5 z6 u( s4 R# ]+ c  q! J>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
1 |! q. @1 \- q/ t>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
5 }# e8 `3 o5 n0 D! t$ Q>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
4 E: b* u; X& ]4 S/ Z* ~2 ~father,
+ T+ _8 J' C; b; U% \" Y; t) s>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
2 Q' S; H1 A% H5 e. j0 e% I% e- u% Tsister's
2 Q9 t" ]) o$ a. B/ o>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
- K, ~3 Z6 z# f' F/ X1 `>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
; p# e3 i) r- B8 k>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
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$ r: s4 s/ R( t1 {$ F>>             ARAB WOMEN:
+ G! l5 b3 u/ h: m6 D1 P- {>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
, y* t- h4 I2 d' m( M8 ~>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
+ L" U, y$ h& b, B, W6 }1 c* E$ i$ Y>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
3 q/ Q: Z) y7 K6 R5 F$ j- t9 p* z>>             No third date.