Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
/ t$ X% Q- h2 W/ m4 v7 J>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
6 L0 L8 c5 f$ E: d) l>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
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6 J/ ]6 L, l( O1 F$ B& |>>             IRISH WOMEN:
2 v5 N+ w, i! q6 ]>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
" L8 J& p  j$ W9 [>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
! B* s) x$ B  B  p- _* t9 t. V>> restaurant.
4 X5 c$ Q3 g( @! Y- B>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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2 Z- D9 w/ s" B5 n, k& n) q7 x0 T>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
" z' j. s7 \2 D5 i>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
1 f1 Z# A/ t" j3 `1 U: N1 f; N>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
: ]; u$ d8 `0 D/ f6 w>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
' _3 ?4 }/ h* }( ]" S, j8 Y# w>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
/ x6 ]* h# e+ b, F>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
7 y2 m* F. @1 L7 s- J) y1 t  g>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
" L' X  S4 K1 a4 t8 R>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
9 ?7 z! j" S- h2 A/ O, ?! W>>             First date: Meet her parents.
4 |$ q) o& T2 [' V& O% W>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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3 V1 q) V+ b% B1 i>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
  ~/ u% E4 ~$ B4 `+ ?# _" k>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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; I/ W8 }0 Z% b& _3 M>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
0 Y) ^3 S' b% @7 z" t' O>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
- J6 U& \2 s3 l) v" u, s4 k>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
- t% \. k1 u0 W6 f- ^sister's
& w# @: T) r# @# u6 ?>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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: O4 U" ]( H5 C9 \& j>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
>>
>>             ARAB WOMEN:
8 t: [2 Q4 i) {, S' b4 r: o>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
+ W9 J) V* x5 Z3 r: B" r>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
( p) E6 j9 N" h  I5 H>>             No third date.