Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
: r9 Y- w7 O, n2 ^% e: ]>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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1 ]' @% r6 N1 [>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
' @* f5 Y& a0 G  n0 j. t>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
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6 }! z( Q+ I+ L- P2 s* [2 F>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
. I" h9 c, Q% _>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
: a- d& u6 c" u2 c! i! [1 c2 n>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
, |" W. R. ]5 a1 v  V# w* j>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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) U# j. w* x5 H6 A: z>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
4 s. b' B* c$ \9 o$ q9 a>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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9 c/ \2 J, d: y0 U>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
& p- A& _1 ]; P' a>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
& F* Y7 b& G% g! b/ q8 i& ^>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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" T& p* [( }% j>>             BLACK WOMEN:
$ S, z9 s' f, W6 v2 B: d" X>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
/ e5 d% C! a- D* I>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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) l! p- @$ x8 ^8 G6 T3 F/ Q; e>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
$ m8 L% t  g0 W! Y! ^& x2 m, k9 B% n>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
: a# n7 B+ T: e  A' ?/ S>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
( T  r1 G/ w: B  h>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
9 M" y  |& A4 b. O2 W% j>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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5 N( t3 q: ]" l>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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6 n& a! f) G/ w% J7 u) S>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
9 S: Q: ^' |% U3 o6 J  c>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.