Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
/ H* a0 }1 u! k0 X0 r6 ]# @7 N>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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3 ^- C, U# s. m8 r) x* |0 {>>             IRISH WOMEN:
' b7 S# O2 }& N+ Z! @+ p>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
" ?  F" S) D$ ~1 |1 m- O& ?>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
7 K, Q' w9 {$ {3 \, N" o: C>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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4 [. A& r' p' J+ P4 u, d>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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2 o( P% |' n! g! ^; `; ?>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
' X( b- v6 Q  q! N& U, K>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
+ t5 N) ^' p+ `8 ~>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
6 r: x8 y+ j# r9 N9 V9 ~$ X>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
; x3 m! E) V7 J( j>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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) d& K8 N7 X  Q+ u8 f5 z>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
: M1 b  u, J: Y" M' r>>             First date: Meet her parents.
/ b9 C* y0 M$ H& W5 Y, I>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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4 O9 d/ z! }. a- L# O" ]8 d! w" O; D* I>>             BLACK WOMEN:
& \, A7 w5 R; s- l6 b0 S( Y# V>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
8 x- z9 ?, z/ F6 J; a>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
& ]  J# s* `( j' @>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
8 v2 u# b3 z: ]- g0 W>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
9 j% _9 M$ x- P8 r/ n. I( ^>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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1 M( Z- K! y8 M>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
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0 Y" l( o2 w7 o6 b) d>>             ARAB WOMEN:
" ]; k+ L/ M6 [  U0 p+ s- v9 _# u>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
* Z  m; M( ~( C% W>>             No third date.