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>> WHITE WOMEN:. C# I% U g# _( U0 @ g8 N
>> First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
/ H* a0 }1 u! k0 X0 r6 ]# @7 N>> Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>> Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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3 ^- C, U# s. m8 r) x* |0 {>> IRISH WOMEN:
' b7 S# O2 }& N+ Z! @+ p>> First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.* [8 v0 z7 K* g! M, s
>> Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
" ? F" S) D$ ~1 |1 m- O& ?>> 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex./ `7 P+ P' c3 o
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>> ITALIAN WOMEN:
7 K, Q' w9 {$ {3 \, N" o: C>> First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive ; Y0 c8 e* K u4 X" n+ M3 ]* B
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>> Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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4 [. A& r' p' J+ P4 u, d>> a 3-carat ring. Z j, T6 D7 i3 P7 U: Z* b
>> 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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! E: K. t( T$ c: X>> thought of having sex.
2 o( P% |' n! g! ^; `; ?>> 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>> JEWISH WOMEN:. C! k. }+ d; z
>> First Date: You get terrific head.
' X( b- v6 Q q! N& U, K>> Second Date: You get even more great head.
+ t5 N) ^' p+ `8 ~>> Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> CHINESE WOMEN:
6 r: x8 y+ j# r9 N9 V9 ~$ X>> First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but ; w! Y5 S' w: k# |; F
>> nothing happens.3 F/ `" s/ N" K: f" N; \6 ]
>> Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
; x3 m! E) V7 J( j>> Nothing happens again.4 ?. }3 n; ?: `
>> Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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: K+ u9 s$ L+ h( I>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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) d& K8 N7 X Q+ u8 f5 z>> INDIAN WOMEN:
: M1 b u, J: Y" M' r>> First date: Meet her parents.
/ b9 C* y0 M$ H& W5 Y, I>> Second date: Set the date of the wedding.. e0 k) y9 S0 u+ l4 ?: u
>> Third date: Wedding night.
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4 O9 d/ z! }. a- L# O" ]8 d! w" O; D* I>> BLACK WOMEN:
& \, A7 w5 R; s- l6 b0 S( Y# V>> First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
8 x- z9 ?, z/ F6 J; a>> Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
& ] J# s* `( j' @>> Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
8 v2 u# b3 z: ]- g0 W>> Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>> MEXICAN WOMEN:
9 j% _9 M$ x- P8 r/ n. I( ^>> First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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* I _1 s w) N) M7 @/ \9 y>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
1 M( Z- K! y8 M>> Second Date: She's pregnant.: o1 ^* `& r( U- O& ?' q* z" S; d
>> Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her # V; w) B, s& ~0 v( Q* } }
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans : t v: W6 o- S7 G T K+ w# i
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now * s- ^2 y" [1 ^# p: X
looks
0 h, {+ i) U) `>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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0 Y" l( o2 w7 o6 b) d>> ARAB WOMEN:
" ]; k+ L/ M6 [ U0 p+ s- v9 _# u>> First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, & i' I0 c3 b+ _. ?% S+ }
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.* W' L. m0 M" u4 Z( |5 E; G
>> Second Date: Guy is shot dead.
* Z m; M( ~( C% W>> No third date. |
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