Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
, e) }" m9 q5 J- R/ b0 ?( e>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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( h4 t+ ?) T1 C7 i! `5 K1 ^* y>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
9 V+ ~6 D5 }- N* c; N8 A( E>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
3 Z2 V4 o" B4 v8 E6 E2 @  l9 N>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
0 B  {. \, t% @2 ?# M0 n4 q>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
/ L. {# h; Y; d1 o>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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4 x6 _) V# l& E>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
) W* t! d$ e: M9 }3 ?8 B) n: c>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
4 I5 m3 p- I+ ~+ \0 l>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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7 C$ J! V# `( c$ O* ~. B% P3 M>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
! V4 g2 n: b9 l. B, L: N! h& B>> Nothing happens again.
9 F: E/ w# B( L6 f( }>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
, i3 X! K8 |6 l: P/ Y8 o>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
# j2 h  E) j0 C0 v* t! p>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
" d- k- r* N2 A5 s$ u; d>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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: P; G- _0 E6 ~1 Z2 S>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
; g2 R1 I; I' }& G7 j  E* U$ {7 M>>             No third date.