Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
- l# v* n2 c( z) b/ a! h>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
) d; X  }" [( J>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
  f5 _- o5 J& y/ S+ z>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
- ]& {& A- E8 V$ ~5 S& @: q>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
) g; f- ^5 a7 ?) i8 q. J  R>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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0 V0 A! n3 c2 b( L* T3 @4 C>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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. A, t4 a' p" |>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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>>
0 Y3 L( T+ t% {; B; Z>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
3 [2 t6 @1 s: m! z2 B/ R; D9 `>> nothing happens.
" x  g" w8 p, r6 U. Z, k7 e( c) G>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
1 h2 i, _  W% e7 z! ], w>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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/ J$ N$ k( I- s4 A; v3 R' b>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
" \2 g& k, J" r+ U. N  x/ \( t>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
$ v# Q& H2 E/ a# L9 Z, F>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
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7 j7 Q' Q  I6 J/ t! g0 N- @8 R>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
4 L# V8 z! e" W& e. ?  ]* ]. p. B>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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3 j0 H& p5 Z" X$ p! n1 ?) [>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
( D* J* g( h3 ~9 p8 m>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
! y3 [( J- r1 M# @>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
0 V8 i* H5 V* a: E( s2 y0 p>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
9 B, Y, @: w% C>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.