Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
* Q6 [* H2 ^2 B, M>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
9 W% F) G( ?1 n: {>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
4 G) q7 w1 f5 j3 t9 }* }( E+ u>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
$ f, R/ U. N8 O  B% w, z; J# z/ O( ]>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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6 Y4 P2 L# A% R9 h4 y/ X>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
# t6 h+ W( P( F! a* J+ T9 J0 O- @>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
/ _5 e: Y3 v* s/ L( G>> restaurant.
; k% o. T3 X* x9 |4 D>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
& C2 k" ^) l4 V; ]3 K! Y& H>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
5 Q  @' i, e/ t* e# O>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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- ~/ k8 H" X2 [7 \, g>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
: y9 C+ ~- w: m3 G& A" i1 L>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
" m$ H+ d7 z4 w0 y>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
5 A% S4 s# x% C# A) X0 t# i8 `>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
# `" j" v1 y: ?you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
' B/ e' q3 ?( t: h>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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+ {! V, S% V, R- I>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
3 {4 H, y  _& p+ b>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
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, _: n& x. T$ ]& e3 o) ]7 N>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
- P* v' ?' R6 a8 E9 S>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
+ @  d+ e' K' S>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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( Z6 ^; n, p( \# m% X5 q# Z  i1 H( C>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
6 O9 y% Q% u5 k7 e$ ?* t) n9 O>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
$ y- B/ h  @) f% H( Z>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
0 ]0 ^2 y' x( L  `5 S3 G>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
  k2 K* S, O$ K' q3 K>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
6 N9 ?' a; s, n+ }) V* E! M3 I7 [>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.