Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
2 _7 @- H" L7 G8 z1 f2 ?  T4 O>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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2 v; [+ E/ T; O8 `>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
  U/ V; p) O  j  ?% I( S>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
1 z4 t: B8 K3 Y" C& y. t>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
" c  Q1 l4 i% H: _>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
( F# L# [3 q  a( t9 u>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
# v9 v9 b9 v) A5 Y* F( [; A>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
8 H+ ]4 l+ i5 i7 v9 k>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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4 d( t2 ]0 `( j0 V9 |4 U9 T/ n5 B- R>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
& a$ j6 y, m  x& ~& D' N0 q. G>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
5 p- B9 k& e, t% [# o- Q% n& c>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
6 u2 m* j5 S  H1 a7 @>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
4 B8 A3 G. {- E$ p" f% ?9 d>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
  v3 e7 P% E! W7 F( C' }' `>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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( V% C' @7 o  I& C0 I3 {! u>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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0 I5 r1 V# }  D  Q1 Z. O. W>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
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7 P/ q* Z& V" j6 Y! I; t4 H+ w9 c& x>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
9 M3 l+ O& M6 J2 k& S>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
3 w3 d5 q9 x7 d* C' X6 w% M>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
1 ?5 Y$ U+ w. @" W, s+ E>>             No third date.