Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
" y/ q  W! L% l( q; m  K>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
/ `/ R' Q0 @7 C>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
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6 v' u, L0 \  R3 \1 Q>>             IRISH WOMEN:
+ S; b* I7 n: Z>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
/ R. P/ m0 f: [>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
* c" x1 V* J6 c8 j: i>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
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>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
  ^8 d, w/ A, {" ethe
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
# W, _! j$ H+ G" M' P>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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>>
>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
, u/ y2 U. A. b3 E2 ?>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
0 j& w( z4 J( u( W>> Nothing happens again.
0 @: z8 H9 ?, v0 R>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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9 Z* f- J7 M) O>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
* e9 D6 J; z) ~. g8 O5 m5 k% L>>             BLACK WOMEN:
3 I. a/ L3 D3 z4 y# a5 T* I>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
# U6 Q- Y6 i2 c1 W0 c4 J  k>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
% W; N+ T% @4 ?) O>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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- p* {$ Q8 t/ {; W; @, I1 l# `4 d6 U>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
  h$ z+ ]5 G" F! I8 C>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
, Z5 Y3 ]7 J, @; J; F>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
& e5 o, o1 P5 D; Y, c>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
$ L( R( i5 A! J>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
$ v, [% I1 d* B1 e; S, n0 ]7 h& dsister's
7 c& ?# r0 r# o2 a; \/ j- W>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
/ S1 y, n+ ^/ B0 _+ M) h" M" q+ _>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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4 P/ P0 }6 P: v; {/ x9 J>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
+ K1 Q( W1 P3 ]- ]3 `, J>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.