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发表于 2006-4-11 03:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
* Q6 [* H2 ^2 B, M>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
9 W% F) G( ?1 n: {>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the % p/ g9 X2 L9 e2 U% J
missionary
5 [7 p3 f- f% z: V( _6 V>> position./ t' R& a8 ^: h8 X" x
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
4 G) q7 w1 f5 j3 t9 }* }( E+ u>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
$ f, R/ U. N8 O  B% w, z; J# z/ O( ]>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.5 v1 m( ]3 y0 p/ K% n1 K
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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6 Y4 P2 L# A% R9 h4 y/ X>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
# t6 h+ W( P( F! a* J+ T9 J0 O- @>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
/ _5 e: Y3 v* s/ L( G>> restaurant.
; k% o. T3 X* x9 |4 D>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes - a( x" G7 J; e! u9 k% n
spaghetti 1 o5 N- b( r5 h" `: r* y8 u; ^: b6 o1 A
>> & meatballs." Q" A# [! G, i% l8 w, w
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & 4 k8 ^+ B" D  Y; J
insists on " a% @; C) Y. s4 K" \
>> a 3-carat ring.+ B2 X+ b" a! B# i- N, R; l
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.( c; C; j$ ?& J! F
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:5 x+ q1 k7 M: Z) ?* C: @
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
& C2 k" ^) l4 V; ]3 K! Y& H>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
5 Q  @' i, e/ t* e# O>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get * V  F2 i& u+ [2 J0 Q2 h
head
7 V* Z: C' V* {* |>> again.2 H6 [/ r2 F8 C7 b
>>
- ~/ k8 H" X2 [7 \, g>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
: y9 C+ ~- w: m3 G& A" i1 L>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but - K! X& q% N8 l6 [' O4 i4 Q- O& E& R( `
>> nothing happens.
" m$ H+ d7 z4 w0 y>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. " G4 O' r$ F. Q- Z1 E( ~8 E
>> Nothing happens again.
5 A% S4 s# x% C# A) X0 t# i8 `>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
# `" j" v1 y: ?you've + F' c/ _7 |# i" j
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:) Z7 k0 ^7 V2 d: A9 p/ J  {
>>             First date: Meet her parents.& N: M* l9 f( p
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
' B/ e' q3 ?( t: h>>             Third date: Wedding night.8 ~0 u2 t# S% j# ~9 c
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+ {! V, S% V, R- I>>             BLACK WOMEN:& u+ z' r, p; T) z7 ^1 G
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
3 {4 H, y  _& p+ b>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a 9 L' f2 K0 ~0 F, `$ @& Q
real
4 n5 @+ X, ^: P7 S>> expensive dinner.
, _: n& x. T$ ]& e3 o) ]7 N>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
- P* v' ?' R6 a8 E9 S>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.- T. f3 h0 E7 u! e: Z+ P
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
+ @  d+ e' K' S>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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( Z6 ^; n, p( \# m% X5 q# Z  i1 H( C>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
6 O9 y% Q% u5 k7 e$ ?* t) n9 O>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.. A% D# p4 {7 e& g
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, 3 f) A( h+ M" ^- p5 B8 H. H
father,
$ y- B/ h  @) f% H( Z>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
0 ]0 ^2 y' x( L  `5 S3 G>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
0 t! b+ N6 t9 |5 {  e" Esister's / ^% B0 U) [, I+ H. k) s, E
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans 4 V4 m  c! O2 u+ s' ?
for 1 I) p& H# B( d$ q$ w! F- N# r
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now 5 q4 O+ R4 M- ?
looks
  k2 K* S, O$ K' q3 K>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.' U; z2 N! d% C& q9 v
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
6 N9 ?' a; s, n+ }) V* E! M3 I7 [>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, 1 m/ ]% |. M9 ^
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.; q6 a: Q0 y$ k
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.3 M% n9 i( J+ X3 y
>>             No third date.
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