Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
+ @3 O: ?$ _" D+ m8 S0 u>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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0 _) X. P. v; E# B; g5 A- Q>>             IRISH WOMEN:
1 D  [: I* @( u' W>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
. \% g2 S7 `7 U9 ~$ q' Y>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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. z5 z4 D! N. ]; L1 v0 Q>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
$ k) |( W) O- [4 Q% E% A& k>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
. ^5 }' V) k: M) X4 Z2 u! d>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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% @0 O+ ]1 i1 d& u, x, f" i7 R" c; @>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
) Q# {" \. k! n0 X>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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3 z, `9 O0 a! C2 L>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
& F' }7 c$ P. \. v% c0 V>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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' A0 o4 z+ N5 h  H>>             BLACK WOMEN:
; Z% C: P# v) }  f>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
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% i% M4 Q! N; Q. ?# E0 T1 ~>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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0 C) L) j! u  C# V>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
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2 i& h; v: y0 P" B6 P- K3 E4 e>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
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>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
) }( G5 j( H- b9 P; S  r7 C. Y6 n>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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  j& S1 K' D, Y  l( o>>             ARAB WOMEN:
0 g) V5 O8 T4 t9 O+ h. H! x0 m>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
5 B2 z  J  R0 O. E% V: n% E. K9 j# k>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
0 S% r& D8 ]0 o& W( S) ?0 H>>             No third date.