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Spring is officially coming today!0 \5 @$ {) ?) v+ j/ b( w* \
: J' j$ }. k4 V8 {The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!' J7 t n, U" }3 L4 R' p1 V: L) E
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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+ {. o0 k8 H; J% a8 K5 C9 PSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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* a5 U5 q# {( }" XThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.+ b) S$ b* X4 n
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.8 n# `) n+ F8 z8 {( S8 A) w# Q- @
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.4 L1 z( ?: |1 r; M" o
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."" j1 e1 l% R8 @0 F
5 J. p% @5 y; BThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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