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& X! \% K2 m/ R i% [# H3 rThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!1 ?5 T5 `! y2 G: ]
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.7 U; r V8 q, a7 G8 u
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
# ]; F9 K- {- a# b( P/ o* CEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.5 L. f. L# `7 S. l# F% Y
' K u b- R" DThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."3 P1 q, W6 p S% n
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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