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Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!* ?! U( l- ]9 f! S* m
2 \3 |* S9 y$ U! dAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more./ j" f% l7 L E' t( r. X3 |
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."- R- R) b/ W1 C! J
% v: s% ^6 h; [* H9 xThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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$ _) A- ~: @1 b% Q1 ]: d5 W- BThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.4 a! Q, B4 N$ y! x2 P6 r
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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" s2 f' |; H- A+ O/ BThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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