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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!7 D. o4 Q: ?+ W- j( @
' P% [. z# _! ~: X! o$ e/ i# pAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please.") X7 q# |4 r: ?% m! J0 J
. h2 j2 o! f$ e, _So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.' h$ f) E6 O, W; @1 t& R6 k
4 ]5 M. m" o% d" B$ dThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one.": F6 I# a9 b4 K$ @# S
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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S/ T' s6 t, r. e& f3 z( P6 IThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.- x( Q3 w* s, A9 J. L
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died.". T6 k2 K4 D( e& _/ L. u
K2 l+ A. e3 PThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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