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Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!* {4 g/ g! R* u" v; X x, m
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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8 [9 C E4 _. ^; v) ]The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."5 o3 v) v: s* ?5 C. ] f8 A
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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) s, m" u4 ?% b E& VThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
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, l4 e, a& P# w& W, QThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."2 W0 K% a; {& U
, ?& N5 n, I0 E8 _3 ]2 {3 Z) ^The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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