女人的口是心非（ＺＴ）

又见炊烟

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

6 ^4 P' \6 M# [. b1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
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" M: M% E6 L5 x1 t6 ]8 f7 K5 I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
( M9 G' x, G/ P; E7 D/ F7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want! = You will pay for this later
5 g% m. g; d9 I( w! M! z" }4 l7 O" C9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
* g9 C1 y5 @1 h- Z! u( ?10.You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

裙裾飘飘

以前有个年轻人情绪低落地对一个老者说:我向一个姑娘求爱,可是她拒绝了.
4 _/ X; K6 Z. M( E+ [7 r老者说:别灰心,年轻人.通常姑娘答应的时候都说 “不”.
, a" Z1 m, ^8 H9 u- J7 s年轻人说:可她说的是 “呸”.

SlimPig

原帖由 裙裾飘飘 于 2006-2-22 23:14 发表
以前有个年轻人情绪低落地对一个老者说:我向一个姑娘求爱,可是她拒绝了.
- o" }! E, _9 l) q8 E老者说:别灰心,年轻人.通常姑娘答应的时候都说 “不”.
年轻人说:可她说的是 “呸”.

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一口不，还是有戏。

裙裾飘飘

原帖由 SlimPig 于 2006-2-22 22:21 发表
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一口不，还是有戏。

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可惜对方实在怕了满头满脸的唾沫星.

Greatwall

那个姑娘不会是你飘飘吧？

裙裾飘飘

原帖由 Greatwall 于 2006-2-23 00:07 发表
那个姑娘不会是你飘飘吧？

那我再次喷你满头满脸的唾沫星吧。