THE MOMMY TEST(ZT)

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I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

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"Why?" my daughter asked.
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+ v& r- D# ^  G5 D- c"Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.  At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"
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"Uh," I was thinking quickly, "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they won't let you be a Mommy."


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! H! u/ \& r6 Q+ yWe walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.
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, N2 ?3 n0 I3 L: n- R"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."
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2 L, y" J' z* O/ z( s"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my heart.

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