信耶稣，奇迹现

2012AD

一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece

A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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0 {. K" h% C8 H$ OHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.

' p% \" U7 q- L8 u1 O, L; DThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.

5 F7 e1 ?# x5 q' m' [The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.

2 d2 M# R0 z- W1 _% O& G" IOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
- w1 }+ D  p* O7 _0 a' `Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
1 K$ i8 B' V6 X* UA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.


3 {0 u. O) i# W& N5 N) H, S6 Q"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.

& K9 c& d2 a! Z4 j"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."

Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.

3 t3 L! f: z9 W/ T0 tA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."

historian

这个牧师跟这个不分高低。（是一个金属罐子）

2012AD

嘻嘻。（偷笑）

2012AD

信耶稣，奇迹现

2012AD

路德使女

[b]撒旦退到后面去吧! 奉耶酥基督的名, 阿门![/

God punish her yourself.

2012AD

退不了，因为你的耶和华、耶稣根本不存在。

路德使女

撒旦退到后面去吧! 奉耶酥基督的名和权柄, 阿门![/
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) T" |) l/ O3 M, H( RGod punish her yourself.

路德使女

信耶稣, 得永生!

2012AD

太无能了。

路德使女

信耶稣, 得永生!

2012AD

水牛都得不了，莫说永生了。