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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。" L& R- c2 a) f1 |. c* L/ O
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7 Y2 j: p" h- X0 e6 @1 hA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. r7 |2 G. c' l; I
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. ; j7 ?( b: V% x/ f2 }6 ?) ]( x
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. . j7 j; }* C$ `! ?( _
/ @. n2 ~0 a; ~2 ^) c. C/ MThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. 9 s: S' M. ?& p/ B' p# c
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." 1 c; F& g& Q, E6 O) ~% H0 e
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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& R# c9 [4 f6 m# S' V+ JMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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/ e$ g' {6 H& x"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. 5 A* F5 T3 D W" c3 e& }
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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) i! H( E0 t& ?5 WHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. 4 T" b0 w7 d' n9 Z) u5 k% }; X
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