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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。5 @$ h1 N& K; h( f& l* J2 b. a
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
' L8 ?) [5 B$ w! AThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. ( W5 {# P) E, N' c. s ?
$ i8 C3 f' s8 e$ c& z; j/ {% F9 dHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. ' f s- t b8 J5 T9 o% G
; o$ p# J8 F' U) L6 |Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. * Q5 S( Z7 k8 c$ t6 R
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. ; J/ h: J) t1 m5 k+ f/ H3 V) D7 w
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story. 9 f }- F9 _- ~" r: t
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. ; A: Z4 c( C, e. i) R
/ ^3 ]3 G# q- r; [$ y4 _$ X5 OMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. % j6 n' a% O" [+ W1 ?$ ]7 o
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." 7 i/ r* m2 R7 }( P( R5 U* t" c
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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% u% I. a7 M# s2 H# k7 ~5 r! u7 x+ vA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. 8 P+ d2 P- \( a+ ]3 M! g- V
7 @0 T+ k2 B* ]' E& S/ ^! N# r! r"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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