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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew8 e+ Y! V! c) c9 O5 d
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
% g% \# M4 H5 I9 J8 Y I( b+ u* V0 y% Fdecided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
* b& j' N1 W/ H1 d# N3 Cbrowsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
* }. d; G; C5 [4 T t) M; i1 R' _1 Xif he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
# P% G5 H% U+ l y; vI don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
, ] K. J) C: Xexcept... ahhh... never mind."
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"Except what?" the man asked.- W) P( |; @ C& I; }. s: p' T3 b: _
"Nothing, nothing."
" ^5 v' J) `9 q+ S "C'mon, tell me!"
5 Y" n- k4 t7 V d "Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
$ h7 X4 f5 d" S0 S$ b6 i) Y3 } "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.
/ E0 D& D0 z/ V& j3 } "It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."
/ y3 F5 E7 |, i' N' _9 m5 T9 n X So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
! m5 f+ b# P3 |1 v4 i! kcarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very0 ~' v7 K$ z# C' h- H
ordinary-looking black dildo.
4 S4 P3 U# f( ] The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old4 _/ m# s8 K5 S/ Y& e
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."* C1 K% m6 e# Y7 d
VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
) f% @) c" U( V6 \) lscrewing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack . v/ g- B* z2 b: Q8 j
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,, ]; F$ a& A" p" m
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to7 T. g/ E/ q! e. Z1 \$ j% E4 {
the box and lay there, quiet once again., c$ g7 w: \; P: u" h
1 w8 l- ^5 r/ Y9 U+ W Z "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it2 Q/ R! }: A9 j$ n! r* m
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took% i# |+ D4 Z6 c8 L- ^
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all
r v$ x7 B& hshe had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip) [4 m* h! e8 m0 W9 Z
satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
0 O, t2 D% v7 u; R' X$ Ethought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she
! @2 I! D0 S! A; H- L7 hremembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
( D& s4 D' M* G9 K) @# L"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was/ T0 [! T: v) H6 @
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
# e$ I, N+ j: i' A) c, Pdecided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her( o4 S# y) F `/ K* _3 N
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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+ j/ i- m% K& \8 }4 u, P& I1 z She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried
' y9 d" W8 o; Ato get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick
! p% N+ y M& G- |just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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- h! s$ u g, {# I Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive2 Y* @ _% T1 Y/ B; S6 i! W. H
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming, t5 W E; Y- Y& D9 b$ V
traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next
* w4 X2 f) s; f) \ k0 o$ ]thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights! F! K* n6 p) E
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how' ~$ S, B% p& E
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
; r1 D* ] B) m' {. B' Uhadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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# W# E/ N2 R, B5 [ The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right2 f# b4 i% e1 ?' h. h
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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