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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew; L: Z; C/ {7 x! Z# o3 o# k
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he7 z2 t; d& r& c' K1 U
decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he( Q% P) B9 n( Z+ E {
browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked2 `; J2 h4 S! k2 u' w( C
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
7 ^" e. o; Q" M7 pI don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
, h& O# R) R8 E B. _! mexcept... ahhh... never mind."- r/ c; o! a, i
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"Except what?" the man asked.
! p2 D7 ?8 a6 I" s# i/ Q "Nothing, nothing."4 Z4 I, @2 i/ I8 Y) y
"C'mon, tell me!"
4 O* h& q% S! D* r( t) o "Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
2 E; r( C* f+ W3 @; | "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied." O4 F) y8 w O5 _; F
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."
; ], n0 F6 D2 x2 J& ^% t So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, ( s% e+ a6 a2 X1 a+ L
carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very) V# u$ w4 T; @% G6 j8 P: h
ordinary-looking black dildo.
' [2 T( o' C$ U The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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2 f1 ~! Z w, X" {( I8 w The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old5 l& n4 l9 J3 ~( N- h
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."' D3 E- b8 L, s7 U+ E* E% i' I. E
VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started4 ~5 k1 Q6 K2 R7 A8 d9 [. g
screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack u* G0 ?# j% G2 p' m/ O
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,; r a* \% E2 H! H: E
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
4 c% n3 O4 I* lthe box and lay there, quiet once again.
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( e8 Q6 I2 S' s" Z4 @ "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it
* x. G, c F3 Vwasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took
3 r8 V- y8 z a+ ~+ Fit home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all 7 ^& s6 }- ?0 \) S; x
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
6 \5 \& h7 \& wsatisfied that things would be fine while he was gone./ c7 i; G3 f) r# b9 l; S
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She4 g" i9 p: M' f4 R& U. b
thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she( B3 ^* k8 D6 a0 e7 x6 d9 t! c
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
9 n6 t) E2 S. h7 a% G7 V% ], p"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was
. g% R0 c. \" R/ r) {% egreat, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she 3 s# G- k: e: [! `
decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her N$ s: E. J7 K' _; W
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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% l' n4 H" Y& N0 d% U She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried7 h; [4 q/ E! A4 u$ w9 ]1 G/ o
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick& J/ K' ^& V5 g4 y, s
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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+ n$ j% `) f/ ] Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive
9 s* [- H7 S) p5 kto the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming% \" ~, \& t: s2 o$ c
traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next
7 H' V6 J' \8 R; gthing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights& @) T1 K' e1 p- D8 Y
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how
+ ?- U7 b# m: K T( |much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she8 b8 u3 {) Y& F& K; \1 R
hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right
" h; n$ b% G( l6 \/ C* }" }: |; }lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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