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Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
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, B0 W! b/ A F$ B; K+ Z) D$ U( R/ @- D8 W/ L1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.6 Y" t, c4 M% n t2 m1 h) I7 T
1，男人不是你肚子里的蛔虫
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1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it4 B7 V0 T: ?) F* W3 r' m
down.
8 Z1 Q% @/ M" {! {& b3 CWe need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about . [/ c! [# x% t/ C
you
' e" r! v- H# Bleaving it down.
6 S, i0 ?9 k5 O. |1，学会使用马桶盖，你是个大姑娘了，马桶盖要是翻起来了，你就放下去。我们需要盖子翻起来，你们需要放下去，你们什么时候听骨哦我们抱怨你们把马桶盖放下去？
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9 K- Q6 D* e- w; Q9 _& X+ ]1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.8 m9 r# k3 \5 h( L9 q
Let it be.4 B7 i7 Z% t$ G- g+ K
1，周日的体育，无论它像满月还是潮汐，随他去9 P0 m- m' N, L& D& {& w
+ s/ N8 C- A* e1 e4 e! D1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
5 K& E' V+ n* f, }( }that way.4 N% g1 o- [- `. V* y: W
1，购物不是体育。不，也别指望我们能那么想！
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4 ]% u2 v. J* E; f, K1. Crying is blackmail.
9 R! {; e) J+ D, }! e5 l3 N& J1，哭泣是敲诈+ t" O0 l4 L1 A& @$ h/ y! j' _
: z" @# E+ H: y: g) n1 h1. Ask for what you want.
( K( {" ~+ }; }Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!
# h! h9 M- L% x' V3 C+ j' LStrong hints do not work!
1 X9 I9 C0 ]/ M+ V* h1 KObvious hints do not work!# A }. Y. l L" l1 P3 `- G
Just say it!
7 H! V% \" b. C, ~# _0 Y1，你想要什么就说) N5 c+ K! g$ }- I4 D+ _; N9 w
我们再说得清楚点，小暗示不管用，强烈按时不管用，明显的暗示也不管用！想干吗你明说！
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& ^* a; r! \1 ]1 k2 q) t8 r1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every ) x& @* l: s! }# X
question.
& N6 Q- i: Y" I3 c. }1, yes 和no 是回答问题的绝好答案。 （意思是，丈夫仅仅说是，不是，妻子不满意）% b7 N. \& N; b# c9 k
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1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's
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Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
: j1 z# q# ]. N, r! q7 i1，如果你有麻烦，可以来找我们帮助解决，可是不要仅仅为了获取同情，那是你们女朋友的责任。
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1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
+ r x/ b# h' I. _! x, v1，你要是头疼了17个月，那你应该看医生去, m$ Q! [9 A6 X
R* t/ ^$ Z) E. K1 ^$ n1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.0 s, G) {1 T7 J. X i
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. X! B. |" X" z2 D8 q1 p/ H
我们6个月前说的话在争吵中不许再提及，事实上，我们说的话7天后就作废了) K1 s# \/ c7 P( c
. o. ^) y7 K4 E- O/ e5 n1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us
1 f# V$ i' X9 f) A6 R* | T: Hto act like soap opera guys.
E- p! B: T2 ]- \! b' r( P1，如果你不能穿的像个维多利亚的秘密（性感品牌）的女孩子们，那么也别指望我们行为象肥皂剧里面的男明星们) F/ ~* t) C2 f1 [; O
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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
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1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways' j/ n7 |( j+ P" R
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
: ^$ J& ~+ ^. x" ~9 H/ u1 如果我们说的话可以被理解成两种意思，而其中一种意思令你们伤心或者愤怒，那么我们本来是另一种意思。
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（谁有工夫继续一下，谢谢）
$ z9 _, B0 A( O4 Q+ M5 Y4 h6 A* `1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it
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If you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.
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: R- Z4 }! ^# m2 \+ F1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during' J6 V+ i) [: w5 ^" L# M6 s
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4 E" K3 ?" m6 d% ~/ D1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.; s0 z' ?; x, b4 e$ ~6 p
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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.$ i: ]$ }" ~) L. k( C
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
$ a/ N' y" T2 g4 G) @! TWe have no idea what mauve is.
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1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.2 I7 P4 J0 v9 M# S1 b! r' H! ?
) [% t# p7 p/ u+ z; V1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like* R1 T7 y3 g8 W% K" ?! i2 a* H- q( j
nothing's wrong.( K& k$ o# i$ h2 p, r
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.+ a9 W6 H: d) n: q) ^' e$ u
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1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer) }+ t7 O$ u, G' B
you don't want to hear.+ Y1 o8 M- Q; H" @1 x k& \$ F
8 g$ A0 p Z- `/ ?" M1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is
* K' q6 \/ {( {' tfine...Really.( b6 t1 g' a0 Z8 k$ H( X$ t
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1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to) q8 `# X! X6 O8 m
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
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. [$ k( R9 O# w C1. You have enough clothes.
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1. You have too many shoes.
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( h7 K7 {/ F* q! q! ~! {1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!4 R/ g1 r0 V v+ S: t
+ ]/ D1 w3 T! C9 H2 h. u8 D1. Thank you for reading this.; a$ e. \8 t2 T% K0 q; ~1 m
$ Z3 C* J# F0 Q) C9 a0 D" ~) kYes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
4 _/ N! h& j1 l( t5 w% C M5 z! kBut did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.5 A& B) y* a+ h7 Q
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh |
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