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Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
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1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.* ?' I0 _( ]& x W X
1，男人不是你肚子里的蛔虫
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+ p% T3 Y# _# O8 J" ?1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it4 e4 c B$ M9 f& M$ Y* z
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We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about 9 l# ~8 S. }0 p- B
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leaving it down.
9 ]2 ] O! I! X7 Z+ i7 |7 ] o; D1，学会使用马桶盖，你是个大姑娘了，马桶盖要是翻起来了，你就放下去。我们需要盖子翻起来，你们需要放下去，你们什么时候听骨哦我们抱怨你们把马桶盖放下去？
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1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
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1，周日的体育，无论它像满月还是潮汐，随他去
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1 C) R! J+ D) G3 O$ N1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
5 i6 Q, ]1 R- s1 K( Rthat way.
) Q- ~/ ^0 C% c5 J% Q2 ^6 H1，购物不是体育。不，也别指望我们能那么想！
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# [9 U- m' T. U: ^0 n h" j1. Crying is blackmail.
, j! M+ [! i5 u1，哭泣是敲诈$ Z% c! y, B- a, f' d, F f
- L* B6 E5 [& ~! V7 S1. Ask for what you want.
9 a& A5 }2 }, P: V) B1 oLet us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!. H. H; X; F. }5 ]! W+ ^
Strong hints do not work!
+ z3 s) A; P/ X- SObvious hints do not work!7 r# d2 R! q8 g% Y
Just say it!
4 X- i# u9 G" a! U: p1，你想要什么就说
1 V6 L6 k8 W$ m+ v6 ]! N2 \我们再说得清楚点，小暗示不管用，强烈按时不管用，明显的暗示也不管用！想干吗你明说！- C; i( Q, J! _; b- r0 C" }
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1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every
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1, yes 和no 是回答问题的绝好答案。 （意思是，丈夫仅仅说是，不是，妻子不满意）
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1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's
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Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
/ \1 ?1 o+ s- k1 g1，如果你有麻烦，可以来找我们帮助解决，可是不要仅仅为了获取同情，那是你们女朋友的责任。
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1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.2 G ?; O' z" @8 x; C, i9 d
1，你要是头疼了17个月，那你应该看医生去
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$ a$ S) L! I% Q$ H2 l) N2 o8 P5 U: m1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.; V, W1 ?4 J# B( m+ C" F
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
, N6 ?# w0 J0 C( Y9 o我们6个月前说的话在争吵中不许再提及，事实上，我们说的话7天后就作废了
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1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us) n, }) _6 }* ^ Y) q: k0 A9 S
to act like soap opera guys.
) N4 v- q3 D! V r$ ^1，如果你不能穿的像个维多利亚的秘密（性感品牌）的女孩子们，那么也别指望我们行为象肥皂剧里面的男明星们. `* \$ z5 C) ~- N/ w
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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1 s+ m# I9 [# v' K! |1，你要是觉得你胖，那你八成就胖，别问我们
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) Q" \, x6 f0 Y+ D1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways- s2 M% I* B" \, g; ]* F
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.0 E+ @) U6 z6 ^$ B' A9 V; \9 U
1 如果我们说的话可以被理解成两种意思，而其中一种意思令你们伤心或者愤怒，那么我们本来是另一种意思。
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（谁有工夫继续一下，谢谢）; e5 W# e6 m1 C4 _7 i+ |
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it1 w. I0 U/ C7 V' i; g& W
done. Not both.
: [3 ?0 _) A0 o7 r2 \If you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.! y' b/ l" f4 f( q
* p8 ?5 ?9 x- |9 Z( H1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
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1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.4 t. r. g# x' @( _2 z" T3 I3 E( p
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.3 b- E m* v% [, Z
We have no idea what mauve is.6 }6 }* S4 A$ d! |5 _# ^% Y9 y
/ Q# j% A# r$ B5 A, R" [* g& ?' P1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
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. `+ f: I3 C5 Y1 g9 r% q$ `6 _1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like/ o `) q: }. x/ U6 j
nothing's wrong.
" d& O+ u$ ^+ @) _9 l! m' M) wWe know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer: [ ^+ \# }. O5 x* \- q
you don't want to hear." j- C! ?3 l( m3 ]3 \
9 ~" \1 r# T/ g1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is+ ? ]8 |) e& p0 n7 _/ [0 o, o1 D; G
fine...Really.
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1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
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2 o, L# J% O- q+ l% L! s1. You have enough clothes.
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1. You have too many shoes.
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" Q7 L$ B) G) {1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
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- a, J% l* V5 u# \: `, T" }1. Thank you for reading this.
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Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;& S$ D* f4 R- B# n* t* m$ B$ q
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.$ U! k8 {+ B5 J. [' b2 f' y: E# `
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Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.9 J; W3 F: Q- u( @" C9 V& L
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh |
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