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40-ish = 49 * ]+ \; w$ P! d. GAdventurous = Slept with everyone ; W3 g L2 _# |* D' uAthletic = No boobs. D8 c' C3 S0 G9 Z
Average looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy* ^+ ~2 T5 e9 \; G
Beautiful = Pathological liar, airhead/ q( J( }$ b a' ]* A m6 u
Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills 0 m( N. f9 W$ PEmotionally Secure = On medication6 h$ o$ W6 T1 b! k* N2 `
Feminist = Fat, hates men 3 L5 |# I# \, I! c& w, UFree Spirit = Junkie+ M9 A6 ]) \ f
Friendship first = Former very “friendly” person( l$ q8 S2 C1 h4 C% ?; y: r
Fun = Annoying k( p+ W' u' f+ F
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places# S5 B4 N5 N5 i$ f! ^1 ?+ z o. l) `( p
Open Minded = Desperate 3 y) w$ ] h- q" K; k& l: }, rOutgoing = Loud and Embarrassing 6 S* k7 T( V! s: D/ _7 j0 ^Passionate = Sloppy Drunk7 B z; H0 S- @
Professional = Bitch0 I/ h5 o: S' H
Voluptuous = Very Fat; Z" s6 a" n' v% Z( N
Large Frame = Hugely Fat1 |1 `3 s. T9 ^, P6 n$ f' g) v! {7 u
Needs soul mate = Stalker