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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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Hacker: I have control of your computer
( J% L& g2 p& g white: how control?
  T/ E, S+ E$ s8 w' x1 I hackers: white with a Trojan
3 N  s/ z- c: k  O' ^* y:. . . . . . Where? I did not see $ H3 J  v+ q# |: i: f; C* G- Z
hackers: Open your Task Manager
  ?7 d- p" P7 k; _ white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where?
+ H, V$ x  K. Y" V hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! ! / ?" x6 n& j' X1 z! p2 t9 X
white: \;
" J8 T) J' L7 V$ S+ o& N$ z$ g9 n Hacker: I have control of your computer   i+ p6 \3 R# I
white: Oh ; z7 U9 @; P" x$ x" C
hackers: a funk? ! Hey 1 W. I: S1 J) M
white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord 3 I6 |/ V  a) C' S6 C* s% y9 P; I
machine hackers:. . . . . . 4 t9 s2 j8 u" m5 @
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white: how do you always in my computer and out of
. X& V+ b$ P2 L casual hackers: You can install a firewall
+ Z& J- t5 d% x) Q% @ white: install a firewall, you can not access it?
$ C8 e/ g$ B) W, o: R0 k hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah
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small White: I heard that you will create a \!
$ f/ @- G, a9 V0 C hackers: ah 1 l" g2 z1 w: V+ T5 }4 E* N3 M
white: you can control someone else's computer? !
, Y9 N' h1 \, m+ p) r" _# |% O& @3 Y hackers: General is the
8 ^* g0 N- h5 q, `9 Y' [# b white: you can black out those sites?
1 C3 c+ T, b; u hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \4 w$ u* C4 |" \" D& z4 k
white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . .
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white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it? 1 j" @/ U/ N* d+ o3 l. W/ G
hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the + a6 i& N2 O. [6 N* S1 z' L
white: is not it, this is Brand
: D6 b+ d. R: O! c; i Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a
! I% a+ ~- p2 H. ~, P white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye
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hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come!
2 Q! T- Y# m) y5 x white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you? 0 M/ C/ h4 {- |/ c( U- ?- Q# V
hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me - O; n) u& j$ q; [
white: I want to Please help a busy * p5 M1 ~: G* O7 c6 [- j
hacker: What?
6 |) I5 N% }6 \( N  x% P white: you can not modify the point into the power system data * J+ G* v2 Z0 Z5 S
hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! ! 5 ]- z1 o6 c  i& m2 o# e) v+ q5 Q
white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . . 1 W8 U$ Q  ^7 y1 g, O6 L# N
hackers: die! ! 8 Q8 K: c0 x2 ?/ G
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hacker: you die Where is? ! ! !
5 h1 }+ U% u7 y+ \. }. ?' R white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why
$ y/ \0 G+ Q- z# {5 ~# Q0 P/ D Hacker: I'm looking for something
3 w3 D8 F  r5 ? white: what I find here? / H* W7 Z2 T4 y7 {1 h4 H
hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights
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most hackers : I come! ! . K. v5 |0 s: L% M& f( n5 c
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hacker: how not to speak? - w  U6 m+ G* w" w$ e5 _
white: a bad mood + c7 }7 I0 p. c. j
hackers: Who bullied you?
  E# C7 W  h# Q  h6 E: L white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love
/ L$ J( E, V: A  ~# b Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you & p& [4 c& }7 k: X6 c* ~
white: do not get back + N8 q" w+ X* L
hackers: No, tell me what number? , q% [$ e3 A% o: T8 j7 c
white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember
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% t$ W6 e& c7 ?* Z& _" f/ p7 J white: you gave me out! ! ! ! & X' }5 g5 f! ~, |8 h
hacker: how wrong? !
" Z0 `; H5 V3 p/ p5 k$ ] white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! !
7 y/ b* Y8 N* n5 o hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the
( v6 j' ?) b( p' v white: it does not work! ! !
' H  E- L8 O2 Z9 e$ v; `: [& W hacker: how should you like? + T, u, `8 p' T* K
white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down!
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hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun
, p' `! v$ d1 ^% n$ X, X white: what - ~' ?$ @( O& C' M
hackers: I go to the forums posted the top 4 i5 L3 j$ G! }
white: This very common ah
1 r& L7 V% S% K! [ Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent
0 d8 t% g) J7 v2 ^* n9 P white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked! 0 I1 X( t) `) I
Hackers: Yes, has been banned. 3 C: {7 s. d7 _0 [; v" J' L
white: this is also fun? !
: d$ _" K0 j& O4 N" E Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID   j5 k8 w/ b0 N# Q' C3 a# R
white: you are pro? & E2 V4 N% i' _7 p. G
hackers: You can say it.
% s8 L* G% B# t7 C. s. L white: to what extent high?
0 \+ N& i% l2 c hackers: ah, I am bored when their own
- z* ]6 d6 X2 I2 A- l white black: Ah, this I will!
6 y3 H! N. Z  D( U% h2 o$ m4 E1 r! V hacker :#?%! You can? ! 0 }9 B# H3 Q; A# H3 ]) }
white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . . # H" Q0 R( [% z2 e9 o* L2 Y
hackers: Go!
" ?9 \. U" ]0 _+ b' ]& m& Y8 M# F white: Ask your question
! u% G1 }6 ~# q7 ?/ _5 V hacker: says
- w4 Y/ h6 `( W/ R( I white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ? ( b& C. B. F% U# L
Hackers: Yes you can. . . .
+ x! ?4 g* v" ^9 m7 a; K: U& h white: no networking is also OK? 5 g5 T0 z' t) S8 s1 V* G" A
hackers:. . . . . . .
5 m2 G9 X# E( ^6 C" B white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it?
" B- r; N% J8 d& E3 m8 I hackers:. . . . . . . . $ W9 G  b& s: W5 P
white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! ! # d* F; c1 h5 i2 R8 m
hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep
# }$ C: @  u; v$ U/ y- w white wash: my computer is broken
; |2 ]6 B5 [' \- ]; G: K hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem
# H) g1 T4 F9 w9 d4 I4 [' r( q( r white: that is, you bully me + X6 W) G# F! Z' Z; P
hackers: No ah ( B/ ~( X3 w) A* Q* J
white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images! . @8 c+ S) @, @! U$ m- z! O1 k
hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~ 1 S) L# O: A" M, Y" Z
white: Ask a computer problems can you answer?
( l0 H- q: h2 H: ]  H Hackers: should be able to 4 J; P, Z2 s0 ~
white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome? / A! \9 T  a5 O# _
hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know
' t7 |7 V7 X" ?1 N; u# ~ white: of course, \! 9 D3 K' d  V( {  A  t* x
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! ! 0 Y) m" G' y" f  P' [5 S

! S9 P0 I* l% s1 q. j. S1 M white: ask you a computer problems you can answer?
) t2 ?8 ]; l4 b, @ hackers: If the problem is not your idiot
5 \& P. s/ q9 q0 d; {1 m white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer? ( b& b% P# g0 @( Z( \5 V) u( N
hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes " U, N9 R# \$ t" z& ^' B" @9 e
white: that problem, you can solve it & Y/ Q5 t  T4 d# y- x4 D, ?; D1 q
hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ; + N% [* N4 _1 |3 L; N
white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it 8 J& ?" V7 }6 X( E
a hacker:. . . . I excused
7 ~+ ]+ [" v3 S2 O6 H. }0 e8 r! ?3 p white: we see meet you? . m9 i+ E& q* e
hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see
0 p+ q: u! K/ H4 g' p& ?# D white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to
0 h/ \+ B+ R. r# T0 Q' K! Z- p Hacker: Oh, what you think?
3 o8 k6 i9 \& B' B* k( x) | white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights # l; ^% W( i; i% @$ Z
hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss!   }( D  |; o$ a+ |# |: j3 V. K
hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~ 8 x- n; E/ l/ `2 I; O( m5 f
white: You called every day, is not very curious about me? - g/ B9 m( C# u8 \
hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in 4 I) L, \3 G# j/ i" p
white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit 4 \# r2 T2 ]  D3 Y; J6 c& z0 A$ C1 j
hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way ! }( w* S3 p& c3 q
white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~ 6 e) s4 {" C0 p; t! E% z
hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it? 8 p9 }2 U$ _/ V  H
white: to ah, and slowly the hymns! 2 `! X& Q7 m4 B3 y2 p; O
white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me?
3 J& i7 b# }5 y* U$ y: @ hackers: No wonder, only used
5 I. D7 w  f( u3 `% K2 m( e- c white: no you're curious about the place? ' Z+ w- ^: n4 n- g. G$ C
hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes & i/ b" V* B- Y# D+ C

1 D. a# Z' z3 r+ o white: I would like to control your computer ! A: }7 `# E! \7 H3 p1 \3 F
Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad
2 p; R3 ?! W; ]# {) s white: This is not fair! !
9 q5 O5 B4 Y  N) ? hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the
+ _) ^! V: ^+ {$ R: m white:. . . . But I will not. . . .
% G3 G4 Y5 O- w. W hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! !
* J0 x6 B) K* _1 P. T Hacker: I'm white
# C; [7 S9 ~7 w* ] us again: This is probably the last time we met the
1 z. f: B* a: v7 T( X Hacker: Oh? What happened?
* A3 {4 U( M7 r% ?3 P$ q1 R4 e- X: z white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in! 5 U5 u! t: l# ]
hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye : R: }. ]3 \2 A9 l
white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system! 3 D* }* c7 m% h# T& L. I
hackers:. . . . . . . . . . ! a7 E; s" ^% o9 E, v3 {5 V
hackers: so late, and how not offline? * b  Q+ ?/ o" K4 H3 F
white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power
4 k  g* c9 B9 G4 t# v- f7 S; m hackers: Slow! You will not shut down? 5 A; a! J! w  m% `! j* D; u
white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power
# A5 ^- K! t" ` hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \  [1 Q6 _1 t0 b5 j% k/ k
white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it
4 L% f, S: A5 A3 D white: You are not really powerful
. N; c9 N5 r1 y9 K- R+ U, R! o1 Q, ? hackers: so-so friends & d6 k7 h. A5 ^) f
white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse. " \# E- c2 E- f
hackers: this place is difficult! You wait 7 A% E* p. ?  ]/ o
hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it
3 y3 D/ i1 U4 ]  Z$ u6 l6 I white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . .
+ E5 w1 `- e0 R- U  A  J- R hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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