(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
8 J$ {8 M1 ^* i# z前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
0 G4 N& ?9 H/ X9 }2 g: H前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
9 T+ R+ e8 I- E6 n5 j% |2 E老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
3 r9 B  K' J+ N: w6 \. x老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
/ K! [0 a$ z9 Z& {: P, E. Q! Ecan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
8 r$ l9 @& a! M# |9 ]! w老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
' C. J7 Q" S3 R; ~6 g# F7 U前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
9 `; D/ G# N8 j4 l老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
% d2 V) l! N$ Y2 w9 A4 |冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

2 u* m1 y, U7 U% \$ `; u我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？