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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
# E) g( Z3 P# L9 M( l' Z audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
; R P3 ]# S( a+ t! T2 j books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
5 b0 m7 M( Z4 i y: D2 R. O lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too # f- f9 S s3 g+ O. g, P$ S2 `
little left to be of any use?" 3 U& s2 R; H. `
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"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to ( C F8 I3 [! n* B
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of , F& Y' K; U2 \) f
bandages."
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3 c' `, U" D' i9 w4 N9 t5 x "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual " b. R: E* j. `3 n% P
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. 3 m& l8 G" N& j- v0 B- d1 r7 Z* i
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left
0 `( O u7 b4 \ over after setting a cast on a patient?"
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to O0 ~8 x, l0 Y; [1 H9 W
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to
) f# o3 p3 A Y7 @# D the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of I u- H9 Z, b$ j1 \
plaster." * @; L% r: X+ s) H# r2 J- q1 |
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster * m8 y* X" m- @, `: _
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
3 E$ I3 i' \9 K6 G5 R1 }9 }: \ leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
& ~0 G* v$ Q3 ~, r9 L "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all
$ V" i; J4 @6 l1 W9 n, I the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a 0 O* z Z( V* [; Y# x% @
year they send us a complete dick." |
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