Redneck

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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
  
Redneck Garden
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3 X/ c9 n& S  s Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
* y+ g6 j1 J. B6 P1 @% K" d  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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  Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
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Who invented the toothbrush?
    A Redneck!!
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
, U' [2 L4 H) s8 Q8 d* X/ H, R The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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6 V8 s+ i0 a9 D A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...

/ K/ t' ]& S3 X; O/ L  That's all folks!
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!

竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
( ^, M* ~  M9 S: j8 j' b$ f竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25