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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑 ' r4 N1 l5 @" l5 D. Y6 B
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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. ]. Y# w* `; E1 h: f( S How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?9 E- M' A* q5 J0 L9 b- Z2 I
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."5 R# `; U% S$ P' v* E9 m4 k
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Redneck Cellar / H. f! Y. P5 h$ `3 F
; B0 H# e, [& U6 l9 H+ _" w E Redneck Garden+ I& k" }+ d2 ^5 v, F: E
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0 p! F! F$ |/ y4 B6 [; s Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? " p8 e: B; M) J# ^
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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9 U; W; ?6 p/ N9 C" ?) f Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:& P+ e( E) W/ M0 i4 T- ]: V
1) The DNA is all the same3 v4 j: Z$ A3 N* i
2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox
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1 C" m" W1 h& i2 ]5 h Who invented the toothbrush?7 f) X' c) u+ e- h8 `
A Redneck!!
8 w5 d) T4 N. `; q' Y% b# x (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out# n9 j6 N# W3 K6 E, p
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; J4 R! I3 F1 I7 k2 b! v4 z( R Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
9 |7 m6 V8 k4 ^ The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.7 C) Z T1 Y) }! Z: ]4 }3 C
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2 V& X$ t0 ^6 v# m, W Redneck Weenie Roast
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$ u5 z; R* P" d& }( A; | A new Redneck law was just recently passed$ ?+ I7 p7 r7 h3 M
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.+ ?0 O- ]5 _* H9 P6 M
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! H( P+ [- N; u. `4 D+ s9 [+ ~ Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
; B) i, r7 \- i% [ 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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/ b5 I+ ^6 V- n7 F A Redneck Thanksgiving4 N7 ^7 U! Z$ I/ x; V' v$ ` X
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)& k% n" H9 M& C! \; @
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 167 M6 _1 S3 g' g, G
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...8 z; h0 p. M9 X; I4 [
4 f& P p* l& P, b! F That's all folks! 0 X3 l+ S N, Y1 O
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