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Redneck Yard Swing+ ^5 N* H. U, p8 Q
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/ X$ x% z, j# j/ k1 x' @ A Redneck passed away and left his entire7 d9 K. ^7 G. `* i# L& K) e
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.4 ?5 F1 {7 ]7 Z1 r4 ~, A$ C
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4 l9 m6 T1 U/ l9 v- \4 ~3 ? How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?5 A8 k0 Y# x; |; x5 o) @- @) l2 B3 |
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
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2 A: [5 v( u2 n4 }8 D6 u& h Redneck Garden
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? & U& C/ B- v P2 X1 k3 M
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo3 H. |; q4 e6 u
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:& B. j3 E2 m2 w, Y( u/ }* I
1) The DNA is all the same1 c' J# H! ~' J C: x
2) There are no dental records* K9 n8 s# r+ U7 X2 l: F4 N
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Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?
2 w+ d! g# J: _% u A Redneck!!
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$ n" w$ p$ H0 F# \; U4 s, d0 L Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
3 k# A, b$ b9 X8 e The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years." w3 B M8 d3 a- {+ q2 e3 q$ L: k4 H
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3 p; e8 P) X) k* [ A new Redneck law was just recently passed) ]. n# I0 P1 Q0 `, n, f. ]
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.( d k# t- |5 \8 z2 E- i
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
1 W( J) t0 d4 |' z 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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7 v/ }; j, i4 Y h A Redneck Thanksgiving3 |) m8 v& ?2 z" N
* [, s8 S0 ~ z3 \& ^7 y x (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)0 C4 h9 V1 k3 u( A
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; _1 M! E9 F1 d' O A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16: g$ f2 o. p, |7 q1 A
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
& j2 C ?! S$ e6 t" U and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' ; B# F- c2 w. R; y4 `5 E
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' d/ i& X- O2 Q( H }( r5 f# W A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...7 o* ^% ~, r* J J+ k7 h6 F" E
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That's all folks! . j) P. h5 F) o
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