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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑 . q9 t! E5 @1 y3 {0 X7 {2 s: I; m" }
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Redneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire1 S) g+ a" u {" g: R5 X
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.$ q6 C8 D- M+ Z2 O/ u
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?+ Q/ a" B9 \. ?& D
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."9 w) E* K: L4 V
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Redneck Cellar
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
/ H a' ~( T/ R It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. . U ~4 R& w- R! ~: K8 N2 l l
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2 V0 l4 \9 Q( A8 a Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder: E, ^5 e6 X: j) |. J8 D8 M
1) The DNA is all the same
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Redneck Mailbox/ O+ \7 R5 q& F: B1 |- K y
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) |1 M7 O3 W& G) [* _( _( X Who invented the toothbrush?
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(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)+ [& q( I6 ]* Q) x& E- g
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8 W/ V) q# k, o; ] J Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?7 y. |" o3 I( F) x) t' B+ A5 Z2 n
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed) d. k0 W" W. d# C! s6 `7 w+ p
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.9 y7 b2 J+ V: i
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4 u. H9 C3 G, z/ I E# [ Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?1 i3 o+ L) D! l6 a& b; _5 _
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)0 E9 O* m; T; R
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 166 F' X7 l6 i7 E8 q2 i+ P
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
3 y+ N- e( v$ Y% i and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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That's all folks! : a3 h- [% `2 ?, j4 b8 P' z
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