Redneck

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Redneck Yard Swing

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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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Redneck Cooler
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$ a) t3 D) f, i/ C0 R5 ]6 D$ e! V How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
5 N# C: Z* Q6 O6 f When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
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7 J2 ~* f- k- E7 g2 A, P  } Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
% @5 b5 F7 ?0 e" T  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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  Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
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Redneck Mailbox

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/ d% x7 e9 L6 w: M Who invented the toothbrush?
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(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out

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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
7 ?3 e" p* G: h8 V) A3 E/ x9 v# ?- P The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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2 \( ^6 n- u3 ~( p. [ A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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5 ?/ M/ x' Q" H7 x  T Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
+ G, w! S6 _5 l 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving

(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
  and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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  That's all folks!
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!

竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
# H5 ~' n9 U5 j" o0 G- D- v" W0 D竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25