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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑 E3 j5 z5 F1 V6 t1 P" T- e
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Redneck Yard Swing u3 q6 \5 a% ], s i. {" @
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire7 ]/ T2 o2 Y4 E# B' H! W8 y
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler; ], G; ~8 S4 a: R+ I: @8 h
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?6 S4 V; m7 b9 o3 ]6 R" y
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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6 X# o' I* e! g5 m& J9 a Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden/ N# y g9 d+ n1 p G
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
; U3 z5 x* E+ `7 L7 X$ M It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. & h! E% U% Y1 J( r0 |! ]* x
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Redneck Limo) L$ g5 T) G9 f
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! u* ?# _; u+ {' y3 K) n" C Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder: v. c/ ~( I$ _" \# P
1) The DNA is all the same
: |" [ A8 i% ?. f: v 2) There are no dental records" @9 o; [ y% r+ m# p
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: ^4 B T/ D1 K- s" c Who invented the toothbrush?% I7 {7 i6 W/ G M
A Redneck!! # x* P: ]5 D! L/ q5 m7 S6 l
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
' `/ [4 K( i0 n* L$ x: r# m The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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3 p _, x' Z/ L) n$ E A new Redneck law was just recently passed* H- p0 l' p3 ~- k0 ^
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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4 |3 i! \" i7 B% U3 |6 W6 N! { Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down? @. w2 C3 L9 o1 P4 @1 U1 ]
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.' F% }2 p* W5 L/ Z' z7 I$ @( h5 ~
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! G. h: D# s7 P) l! ` A Redneck Thanksgiving
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7 [( v- l2 F q# O$ K" d- b (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 161 u& [9 N5 W3 I, g. C/ z# s. ^- `, Q
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
* J" x- A- v3 ` and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' $ K! g2 x/ z8 g5 t& S' I
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...( o% `2 ~/ `, n8 t$ o0 ~
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That's all folks!
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