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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh1 ]6 Z" `( U% {) o6 z, V5 L2 }
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
& M8 s* Y6 a, }! X3 O3 c/ I 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
5 h3 ~, c- C# s+ m; l/ ] j 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
- f3 ]4 O$ ]- K/ [* j6 f2 J 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
( y6 c8 X8 u' l8 x9 O: R$ y' C6 e) L. k 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
6 t) ]9 t" O0 w1 D+ J5 f) Y 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . . + D1 t# Q- N* K8 K9 T# K
students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? & q% u% c2 ~0 ~9 L& b# h8 [
me: chemistry. . . * Y) W* e$ | \8 [# O* @" Q) X
7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!" " O7 x/ `9 R4 I5 w7 q
8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high. - a4 B+ C8 {, m7 {7 r
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
7 c) w* D! w3 }; ~* e5 b1 g 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
! s2 V3 R0 R5 G* I2 B/ n 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
* [+ ]$ I( H3 p! C$ G hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
4 F# R( U' H% z( f2 ~ then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
' Z7 Z3 f6 T" S8 t% g this time, a players on the answer in the.
( R3 z1 j/ @7 b+ v host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
( `! n& ^+ K/ r 12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "- T8 @7 S, m( m0 r. N
13, when the school # t; }0 C+ T+ ]) G& M* _* j7 d
day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
# _4 Q7 b0 n q/ o( k2 |2 ^/ w I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
# Y1 E4 L. g2 A you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
' \1 {8 d+ H7 c; T. q$ Z% y 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "( t# @' \" E4 v5 g8 P# e0 [4 c4 k
15, one bedroom & Z, y- K: I9 n8 P( z9 d$ p% ]
students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out" : U* l9 I2 c! Q. z2 E7 g
results say it is: "He has passed away ..." ! _, @* n6 n2 y; U2 E) x
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" / Y1 I2 b9 ?0 C" A) h! O" v
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" * G3 q$ [* E% h7 I8 m
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." 8 r9 Z% ~7 f/ f3 E0 j
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . 3 |& X6 k0 u+ v3 o7 w* R6 \! k
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
9 Q' M# |5 v; x 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
+ ?6 u3 q% b, Y# }9 o' v 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
, t! r. B% C- G 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "& a! b2 F( e$ o. N# X* H) u0 @
25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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