Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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( s& s. j0 L9 b! ^9 MDriver's License - too  cute not to forward

6 N4 t4 B& h, uA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
# \# I1 n3 u6 X3 G'It's not polite.'

" a4 ]+ ?1 b$ g; r'OK',  the little girl says,
+ A: c. X1 _: g. M% S* M0 Y'How much do you  weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says,  
1 @( |$ c' u; ]; }: B& g'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

+ g3 _3 s% A/ ~; ~, S7 i. ^' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
; Z9 r/ z: n( s% XIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
6 h. U0 F" L: G/ }2 ?1 N'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?
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1 Z# v# Y7 z6 d$ O5 Y) \4 V'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
, j6 i2 ]2 r$ G/ G'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
/ x9 k0 Y0 @7 T'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

$ Z5 J+ O% p) i. Q  L" H$ x+ r'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller