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/ z+ w, N1 N* |+ ZDriver's License - too cute not to forward w+ L. x4 g& `; @& Y: ~) F
( l% e% H$ Z* x4 Z, p" t( CA mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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8 U: h) \+ T3 g; } v! w3 k" H Q1 ]'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 0 ~" s- v. F1 {( d ^8 P0 F
'It's not polite.' 3 T# N5 L* o2 L, |. R1 G6 Z
0 B+ k7 M4 ~% N5 J. q7 @# J! t! n) N'OK', the little girl says,
1 j* p/ A: P0 {, s. @'How much do you weigh?' . j P% J5 O4 Q
- I* f# c3 q6 U1 G'Now really,' the mother says, : e; n/ O* x$ S+ X; K1 I
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' 2 x5 V4 c ~9 L M; l7 F
: M; `3 ]$ T3 u+ H9 ~. [Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' $ j. l \7 k! U( I2 b$ X5 o
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'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' + D; |% e" R$ n; g2 i8 y
( ]6 o# A0 D$ B* S% `& `* \: ^The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. 2 E+ k4 z3 t) q5 I( I$ \
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' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. 8 O, a3 v) f2 m3 q- C- V
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'Well,' says the friend, 8 L8 Z" r) W& D
'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
+ O1 P" o7 L( nIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.' 8 X* K* Q; N) c4 l$ E0 A: P5 G; w
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother, - v" q; g2 }: a9 q
'I know how old you are. You are 32.' 7 N- s; W3 ]1 \2 [& V( H% @" \
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The mother is surprised and asks,
! c! K8 ~7 x6 @'How did you find that out?
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# f4 ?& c- V+ p; z'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' / u. l! X1 s" Z$ `) L( }' X
( v3 [2 [" I) ]0 R0 I6 @0 OThe mother is past surprised and shocked now.
3 q0 p8 e& b" }'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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0 g2 _ y4 ?. r# m+ f( A( R3 W( T'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
- [( h6 x0 d$ n) @0 Y'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' + X+ b V: z; A
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
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( L: a7 J* Y6 X& L. R1 v* u7 f'Because you got an F in sex.'
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8 F' c4 ^3 T9 n( v' qIf you see someone without a smile today3 U* z0 V2 o3 h9 M' y
give them one of yours |
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