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Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑 & Q: w4 {! L8 g' Y3 \
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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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; G5 O* R% b/ Q( MA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date. # k9 j6 M  X: u8 _4 @! p  U% h$ X
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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9 {' Q" l. m# `# D8 ]# Q# w( O'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied. : {3 H7 t1 E+ u/ Q9 R. r
'It's not polite.'
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'OK',  the little girl says, - D, \: |& |8 x" W! Z5 ~6 |  z
'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  3 o9 a; e: I) G: P0 c# Z5 t
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.' 8 Z; o/ [, |6 C& E' J2 f9 X
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?' 1 G8 y9 l9 ~+ X- D4 ?
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!' ' i/ }: I" K' s% u0 E& @
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play. 4 H7 \  A) w, J1 {. Q
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
% ]2 w* B6 X6 p: a3 {8 S' O( m- s8 V'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  ! L. j" C# L9 R( ]% v4 W
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' % a- h/ o$ Y. N7 [
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother, . r5 T6 `; _4 \
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.' 9 I' t/ [& l& `& V0 q, Q- x
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The mother is surprised and  asks, 0 M% W! y7 N+ h7 p+ L& Q5 m# Y
'How did you find that out?
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* ?- v' _7 X/ W2 U2 Z& W'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  * O( o: I  U9 A( u( A+ f
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now. $ P" o: s( F& T9 }6 x
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?' 5 _$ ~7 ~$ y! {1 W% z  s
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly, ( P1 s9 p  x& _  X, _3 U
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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" E2 X; D' R  b6 N* e! v'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'! m2 J8 O4 f. W3 C. q+ [
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'4 S$ b' b  h1 j! ~/ B
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If you  see someone without a smile today
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发表于 2010-3-3 18:05 | 显示全部楼层
well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex
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