Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

% x; l$ N2 g4 @. ]( Q( t! [& C5 MA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

, i& H; S( \5 l1 [) {7 L. K' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'

$ t0 J7 m. H$ Z1 x+ a'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'

5 b; N9 S2 V# \! |' V5 B, |+ {$ M'Now really,' the mother says,  
; S4 Z. m* P5 B% A0 c. W; W5 ~'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

" V% G, i- D: E! l! OUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

4 a( u7 y8 e3 q3 q% r+ Z'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

/ Y7 W% ~+ b8 l9 Z! m+ fLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
6 ]2 z9 a2 v: `' g) @4 L'How did you find that out?
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

3 l* a; }* W  H. S) tThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
& O5 Y$ q& V& n'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

: t. `4 C* T' k6 t  ?'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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* U/ c! d9 K, `' Z) K2 u'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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0 K8 w3 J5 f  R' K% M6 X/ y. TIf you  see someone without a smile today
+ i8 E- i* D' A/ Igive them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller