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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑 8 i; H( O1 \1 {
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Driver's License - too cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. @/ [: W: g$ H- T ~1 w1 j/ `
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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" E- o6 e0 R' d6 u* N'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
1 r; _5 L+ k) T# @" R( a'It's not polite.' $ j4 ^& S$ M; t
7 b8 ^* k! J g) {$ `' E7 M& a'OK', the little girl says,
/ U6 j: i1 q0 @4 V1 a'How much do you weigh?'
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9 @, x5 K) F! G& R& b; P'Now really,' the mother says,
2 u' m4 J8 T' T1 c" C% J9 U6 m( r'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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8 N( b( x+ r: t; x3 x5 N' A0 ?Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
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'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
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8 @: E7 j/ j7 L5 t Z' |The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. / ?3 G7 d- J/ H, r1 f9 E9 M; n
. R% c: {0 n: l5 o5 M; H6 H' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
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'Well,' says the friend, / c P- _; v5 a; f3 c* c
'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
7 f) U2 p" O" W: _/ e3 R$ L# dIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.' : u0 S9 J+ N& s; z( `! [" [
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
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The mother is surprised and asks,
8 k2 W4 f5 \8 v! x- ?'How did you find that out? 8 W$ h3 N& }3 j' J5 I( k
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' " r5 @6 }. t/ ~# a6 A. q$ s
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now. 9 S- c5 R0 `+ L1 }
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
, d" u9 t0 X* U8 L ]0 W/ k'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' ' v* X: H* p- I" v8 b% l" k
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
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0 T4 s. l9 |6 ^3 o/ a* t'Because you got an F in sex.'0 y" R+ j; @- [8 J
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