Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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+ M8 Y% b" `6 \Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

" C7 q+ {4 ?; H6 o" ^7 T7 dA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

4 t$ g8 _/ t' G2 U4 s' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

9 z. ^$ m. _& f; B( b# S'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'
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'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'

4 c7 ~* g0 a1 y: \1 L' q% H8 c. X. f3 j'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

4 e: M; v! N0 wUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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) I& P/ _. [1 F+ @3 sThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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/ E" V5 T  A( }* J. Q+ A8 `'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
1 u7 r  G) l: c" G$ r( s) w( j7 lIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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; g6 ?/ O0 q) p" d& ZLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
/ G: v% V% A# D* |! ^'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and  asks,
( B$ G% O; i. i- p; x'How did you find that out?

' S( R! v) c# x'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

" m2 ]1 G, J  ?7 q  J'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
9 u8 K4 Q, R! g# R3 e! f* `& s1 o'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

' f4 F2 ^; y4 O; v8 q6 f'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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( s: r3 s* k  J9 D8 c6 S4 v% @) Y: L9 e) UIf you  see someone without a smile today
( ], b* C; e4 Bgive them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller