Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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8 L9 Y- ?6 v  \* f2 _Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

) S: N7 G2 N0 c+ L. E. _A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'
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4 Q- G. _) A3 ~; f: _'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
. [  s0 d2 L" R; P" z'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

2 T& G* ?% z+ \& M1 y. X'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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2 @  J, {9 @/ s1 T% a2 _' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
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It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

% B& `+ J, C- D# W" a6 l  uThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
# P/ P/ A& |* n2 E$ G& I6 F'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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  A$ @+ O) R4 H7 i! ['Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

6 m- ]& x3 o/ @9 |'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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& C/ S* }* B( N* \+ q- QIf you  see someone without a smile today
; J1 e' Z/ p7 S; P* t( mgive them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

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