The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
   home at $7000 per month.
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( z! H+ X- A0 W. _' @0 M" m9 ^    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
    Now he's 97 years old
  Q, g/ p1 E1 W7 \# Y    and we don't know where the hell he is.
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1 u) K" X) U9 ^- Q  I2 [' c1 R   I like long walks,
4 L2 \1 z- W- z8 t. s2 j$ a    especially when they are taken
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7 n- w9 T# _5 K" O   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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# F9 X) k- ~4 \. a1 D    I have to walk early in the morning,
# C/ i% m6 t, e$ N4 |    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
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" g- V" M5 I  k9 s# P( Q   I joined a health club last year,
1 A1 p: E! k1 X* n9 J    spent about 400 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound.
    Apparently you have to go there.
  
( j' J6 _1 k% v. k6 ~  X   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
) `; b3 a/ h, F& l, O% ~$ d    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
  
   I do have flabby thighs,
    but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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) B2 v' _" _3 D5 E    The advantage of exercising every day
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
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   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  start with a small country.
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   I know I got a lot of exercise
5 x$ F0 t* O" I    the last few years,......
! ^8 m$ b+ ^7 _1 c1 i' D& Q& r. n    just getting over the hill.
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  We all get heavier as we get older,
! [9 D: {: _. n) A6 \! A    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
8 u& T& e( O  K; W# h3 B5 F* m    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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   AND
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1 C3 N3 [4 B6 w! U; L1 K% m    Every time I start thinking too much
1 a) s9 l1 r7 f( r2 s5 J     about how I look,
    I just find a Happy Hour
+ R; W0 g9 r7 P% x- P. W: `, C7 H   and by the time I leave,
    I look just fine.