The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
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   home at $7000 per month.

    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
    Now he's 97 years old
: e3 @$ D# x( L8 s  F9 y    and we don't know where the hell he is.
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   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
. d2 ?- y6 ]9 K" K0 ~- C! r    by people who annoy me.
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$ D2 R- t' ~' q   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
   
$ O1 M0 D; T+ K   I joined a health club last year,
: E6 E. Z: x3 w2 e5 Q    spent about 400 bucks.
& a6 |0 [  W5 m    Haven't lost a pound.
3 F) I+ t6 l* a; r/ b! J    Apparently you have to go there.
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   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
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. r+ U2 g- k* N: g   I do have flabby thighs,
    but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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    The advantage of exercising every day
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    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
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* q% w* Y( {: ?   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
, }: Z; s  x0 }4 \( X& F( A( P  start with a small country.
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   I know I got a lot of exercise
4 Z. N- m2 u1 U( z4 w1 J( c    the last few years,......
( s: c+ r$ ^7 A" Y9 z    just getting over the hill.

/ E) m- q5 `" T  Q3 }6 w  We all get heavier as we get older,
    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
   
   AND
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    Every time I start thinking too much
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: b# L  }4 b7 p' n* Z* I    I just find a Happy Hour
7 Z" l: _1 s. N# a; H   and by the time I leave,
    I look just fine.