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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.& S. p$ r6 \& X% y
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He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,% V9 ~8 u6 ?# z4 e- |3 J+ E
. A% o9 H5 P( {0 Q; [and obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him.
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& h2 l% R, X- e& E3 t# u! s3 R1 {: tAfter three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the
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5 {5 ]. _; b' M5 `Leaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'
) U9 S. S4 l4 v9 f; F& V1 _At this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and
/ Q2 D1 h3 D {. D$ \9 R% e0 Qsmacks the man in the face knocking him swiftly off his stool.
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+ e! Y) {5 O- w( t H& F) ^1 ]" tHe proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him/ `: n& f9 O& o
bruised and battered in the parking lot and returns to his seat.3 |8 s2 [3 Y0 S) s3 v+ I% e8 h6 E
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Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.( h# X( m/ @3 q1 m& d$ ~
U3 r9 q. |- @6 n'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he1 p& _" l1 o# w8 F
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: m5 H! x5 M, V) |'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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