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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.
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He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,* r" b, z: r" m) H7 k
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and obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him.$ g: @* Q- y# ^" b& D
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After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the5 I9 v+ z5 f& Q% x" k
courage to say something to the big Indian.: J3 \! v8 E, i( [8 O: {7 J- }
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Leaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'8 T$ l7 l$ b5 j$ |* C( t
At this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and
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- P6 j/ F; L% H C8 ?+ f9 E. G0 MHe proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him
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4 U& W( t$ V: E: UAmazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.5 G, P# E/ t2 A) ?
1 q- k0 \) w4 F, g'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he
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T8 b3 E$ X" f( ^ ~3 }) C'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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