Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

9 w0 A( W- P- A9 \  y" y; YFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
3 u' b- {9 z$ U1 \, `- n! hPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
' U6 ~" Q) U% x% u! X- gHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES:
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" z( I2 v/ ?/ {/ h/ m  O5 F/ o  `TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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" ^4 S/ p% B) w2 ~; O$ W2 I" \EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
, i* ?2 G) c' l8 @" O: u7 g9 t6 T4 Q雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.