Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
; G8 g  Q( G" y* E- }, zHere are some examples:   
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  d  @8 ^8 ]7 c1 F% f7 q/ KFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
9 o8 O  p  I: X- w2 \" p& tPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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& B  ?9 ]8 j) @- L  `HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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; k& Z, g3 u) M' _  L) r( SFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
/ J/ B( _+ Q. Z- T" |TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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& i( W/ I/ c* y: ?0 H2 XEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
. Y+ h: `/ @& CHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
$ X  K& k+ C- \3 P! ^( ~雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.