Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
, ^# ]- U% \+ o* F! X  ^  IPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
: r6 B# B; `/ y4 _/ bTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
; ^0 K9 p9 Z1 FEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
4 E# R/ u5 ~& K2 H( Z; m6 x5 q' hHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
- g/ ~1 l) l3 Z: r, S3 A3 K0 c雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

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