Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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7 ?$ D: L$ d& L% H, m( i# ^FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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, u8 P: w  T2 ATIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
2 p+ K, B  r9 x4 O) AHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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1 m; h2 u( p0 k. V" s. }' b  xEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
7 w$ T' n% q& L4 V% uHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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! w% Z! ^4 x4 g. bTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

( ^* H! k" A' d. z9 yYou are welcome.