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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 4 _3 o. d. D( t8 W& _1 G. q, \
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"Mary... Mary...." 1 n# @: p& h8 N9 `! C: r) y
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"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 4 h! G1 b+ H8 @
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"What is it like?" x) N4 Q6 e" h3 i
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 6 d: P# A/ o/ z9 H
1 h& J% K1 k+ ?( Z"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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