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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 7 e' P3 B9 ^/ r# x
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% g$ Y# J0 Y0 l"Is that you Fred?"
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. U4 @ N; W# ["Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?" 6 S' ?1 ]+ D0 I! T+ R/ s0 c) ?% t
& d. [9 G0 ?' D( h& k"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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' {& i& y# `! u"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." ; l( C; R8 W5 l+ ], X
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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