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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 7 P( L+ _4 s2 f9 }/ M
: q, `' x: w' D; Y( J"Mary... Mary...."
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4 S! y6 N U) u5 T/ b, T* l3 m/ g"Is that you Fred?"
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5 _' D9 c4 ]$ g; z$ Y"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?" % D: d ~3 o2 {, t# v/ O
/ Q0 T. p' Z. Y0 {4 B+ ? o"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 9 r! a" U/ Z. ^7 ~: \5 V
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 8 \; J; d( Q1 [7 |+ J4 I
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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