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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?" 7 r9 v9 O9 J* b8 m* F% ]
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?" 6 V8 l1 ~# @ A O0 y
, [( \ P8 G) Z! ], R1 Z"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 7 i/ n: t! a& u" V
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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