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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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% y3 ]$ B' U0 t"Mary... Mary...."
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5 d8 O9 ]2 N9 m7 b" @( T: z* m"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 6 c9 M& c" `( q0 `1 y
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"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." ( S. Z% a0 n$ E% W
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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