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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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; E0 G3 \. T7 C6 L"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." & V# i/ U3 K; f v0 n
q1 E& {. z. C, M: H. q"What is it like?" 3 j* a4 _; i! l y
5 H! w: N |4 Y5 M* _"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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# v2 d1 n J: L( q! k"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 6 _+ r* t2 K" }3 m {8 }
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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