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Husband of the year
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The honorable% e8 [+ X+ p1 I0 x0 x
mention goes to:, V1 ^8 C, V- b* S& w9 U4 u
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; d. t% r" G! Q8 k# d hThe United Kingdom . Z# _2 b, a2 T+ g
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followed closely by... : S, k* s9 C/ C2 d/ ]* e
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The United States of America + P$ f* p; w5 J" W! R

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and then...
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but 3rd Place must go to...
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" T5 R+ H& n" u& ?) n) vGreece 9 I" s+ J$ f# B7 P( k/ M) i- F
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9 B$ v1 f1 o1 I+ cit was very very close but the runner up prize " Y7 R8 e, Q, E8 z7 E
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Serbia. ^4 m7 F1 L7 {/ V2 y4 j( s
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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: \5 f* w0 q4 }; J* U" V. eThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even 9 S9 e* T! `, |
holding her hand....4 p5 {7 R2 ?1 N# Q; F
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Woman has Man in it;
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Female has Male in it;
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Madam has Adam in it;
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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2 T7 U8 i& Z6 {I never looked at it this way before: # B2 q/ \( D2 j
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with3 z" P3 X3 J0 A3 B8 D* l% q, W0 |
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MEN?
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MENstrual cramps 3 U2 ]; K% _; |! C$ L' r# a+ d
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GUYnecologist
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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3 d; }* M s" F$ q0 @: WRemember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You0 C/ @# N9 ^& M* \
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