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Husband of the year
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mention goes to:
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The United Kingdom . Q5 i/ C: l' d' R
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3 s! D3 O# K( ?$ w8 A7 [followed closely by...
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The United States of America ) j. n8 R7 r6 C/ N1 j8 k% `

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and then...
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* G0 P. ]8 i) T; M. mbut 3rd Place must go to...
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Greece $ \; K) D' G5 \$ V0 \4 [7 B/ [8 D
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* |6 d! t/ q3 K, zit was very very close but the runner up prize
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Serbia# |4 m" i" P, V8 L
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8 L: |* _; o: N7 ~! i0 Vbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.1 o+ y7 H$ C" I8 Q! t$ i$ V
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even 9 f/ I! t6 |6 U- |
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Woman has Man in it; ) E, b/ Z* H% w E& E6 l
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
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0 D* f# o* E8 F1 ~" YShe has He in it; & x2 T. a- G: }# Q# G1 r9 J
Madam has Adam in it;
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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6 v; D3 L& X! H! X3 xI never looked at it this way before: 0 t$ F8 ]- g$ ]$ ?9 B' J
0 O. U% b% e5 x% k' f, }3 nEver notice how all of women's problems start with
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6 P- \ i/ i( Y: I& V& e6 T MEN?
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MENtal illness
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MENstrual cramps 5 p* C, o- O6 y; t% x
MENtal breakdown
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$ ^) x7 G4 e1 h: ?! kMENopause 3 H5 K) K/ l. b0 ]4 A" `
GUYnecologist
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- c- T& _: k, S6 [3 MWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. & p! r! j+ t3 p$ I2 S
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
8 M9 Y2 V6 P( B6 M1 U: s0 U1 M# sGrow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing |
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