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Tiger s Holiday Poem( b- v, Y" a/ ~, `7 K% x
2 S% k v) p4 A" ATwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
, Q+ z0 \: D0 ?0 v6 B2 ]Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
0 _/ l. o! I& S% z% F# x: {She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,) }* X% G+ N4 E. d" G4 r) b4 `
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
+ Y$ X9 A' d1 ~- C; u5 U0 ~) YHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
c6 \+ e, y; z4 vWoman after woman stepped up and confessed./ H s" x3 O; D
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,) Z3 u7 \9 z, G) S5 v
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
9 K" Y& n' |& a" f9 X# m$ QFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,$ Q, e% ~2 z- }# I2 T
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.) _& }+ @3 r+ O, |
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
+ Z. b1 T0 O7 H$ v7 h3 XWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
0 t; d3 W$ L! i1 ODespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',0 o. B7 A; r5 D* e
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .4 C. y# a; j% K& O: r8 ?2 f. g
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
9 _7 ?) k/ I# C"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
- E) i) } `; j$ a0 v. MShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,& S5 E( E# p8 q& m. ]4 }4 ^
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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