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Never ever let your wife touch your golf club

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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
虎落平原了,哈哈!
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:53 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-12-16 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
我的天,这是怎么个情况啊??
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发表于 2009-12-16 23:28 | 显示全部楼层
Probably you should change the title to "Never ever let your wife touch your cell phone".
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发表于 2009-12-21 10:44 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
$ Z/ y1 ?( X4 ^2 m; s" @; x% v5 | 好,Tiger更加英俊了。
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发表于 2009-12-26 12:37 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Tiger s Holiday Poem
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. |" u0 d3 g" z% X$ JTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house+ }3 i+ J3 M3 h- J
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.' h/ n7 ?7 h9 h& F, B
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
; l8 p! N' S: s7 vCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
- i: e0 ~' r, U+ `! W) [He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed." K8 U0 c+ Z, M2 C0 ?3 d
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
6 W* k0 m& j0 ~- J* oHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,7 c1 h6 [& ~+ V' e' ^
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
/ p3 w; \# o9 D( J" ]  l8 [! JFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
( D# v" q  H, N0 j. t% h, xTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.3 `3 h% |4 U* A3 G8 }
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
+ D7 U' \! r& B) f, H0 zWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.% l' h- b' h! |0 ^
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
% _! q+ \# N% V  lTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .* k9 \1 X1 r0 \# x$ L0 D; i0 I
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
* u; A9 O" J8 g6 Q) A4 U6 o2 J"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
/ Z- F2 A7 `, Z5 z  ?- J2 Y' j* ^She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,0 J6 N6 n9 p& |9 Y0 w3 B9 _
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.
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发表于 2010-1-17 19:40 | 显示全部楼层
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