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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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) g% p8 b& l- g& D" n1 M% a+ Y# @7 }Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house0 w/ Z# U1 m+ P' n) G
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
- r% Z" d! N6 c& E/ J1 KShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,& s$ k2 d* D$ ]# P
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.+ b9 ]3 u- { x3 b3 d R; r
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.1 m, y8 A$ A: ~
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed., u' S. m' j: L7 w8 u( W2 ]) i
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,% ]. ?$ b! h- @1 C
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
i( Y8 ?) q- N xFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,& U5 V9 p, }' P7 ]4 q: s
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.' D& t9 y7 }9 ]
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,5 @4 F. Q1 u$ P/ j, i" T% I/ d
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.: |4 v- d" M% i' p; F. I: Y' G- b0 B
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',1 t4 b" ^, t; o' N( f" |9 g
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden . {" B& Y7 n( i* ?0 c6 A0 S
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,. w: l3 n3 p! n' c7 v
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."$ |# g- i, w) U
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
0 L2 T' D- N; XHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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