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Dady, How was I born?

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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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' ^: |3 M8 ?. WThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out2 n7 X: R8 @9 d4 Z( B* i( ^' ?
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo." b' X% s$ ^  j; [; D
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.! p# S/ q# x0 c, F( L
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download  B+ [# y* Y: o8 \7 V* c
from my hard drive.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us4 G3 Y) m/ P9 k% k- U
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
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You'll love this !
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
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发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman 1 e  a% y) Q/ R' F. c! D* [) @

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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny5 |. u6 F: l9 J9 Q6 e, w8 N
有影无踪 发表于 2009-11-25 15:31
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Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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大型搬家
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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