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# {! _/ {$ `& n/ \5 mA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"6 M2 e' A ~( y5 N9 Z; J! ]
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out* ~4 Y: h& F- O; I# \3 V
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.8 n% r+ [1 c1 [( G# \* w' d
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
8 _. `* d1 D* X" FWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:, E! u: Q6 v) B# D
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; V- @' I; b, k4 {0 X# r' R .... Scroll down ! ! ?: t% o- }0 ~1 [- K1 O
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0 ~& e' R/ @7 A% ?" }, oYou'll love this ! $ l2 Q) w$ B. T0 f1 Y( o: T& {4 P. u
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3 L9 H4 y2 G( A3 }" L' n'You have Male!'
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