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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
- E6 s% i( E! s5 M# `0 V9 C0 B' panyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.8 W% `2 h K! Y3 B: y0 K4 w
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7 w5 F! h$ R4 _2 FThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
1 _$ v0 a. {3 mWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download' R9 s% _1 Z1 ^) m( n+ \
from my hard drive.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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" Y) U! E* ~6 A: K" l* bnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:# G- M# p3 s! T: p h3 g
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.... Scroll down !
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) [4 D* Q3 W6 | n0 v) @8 kYou'll love this ! ( W; b9 C% w8 ]" d1 A( {6 x
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7 E7 r# k d1 h/ ^'You have Male!'
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