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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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+ T d! T* U; g) nThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
* Q. M4 f) A& Nanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.$ m7 j/ @- {! v$ h+ h
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% e0 s) A. ?) T' o! ^Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
- Q0 K1 f6 U' C0 JWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download+ }/ K; W. R8 x: |, B- J" [
from my hard drive.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us+ P, ?6 Y' l; N* H( o8 }1 q
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,: f4 V* J; Q6 `8 G3 X) t1 ?$ T
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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