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Dady, How was I born?

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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Wanna share a joke with you guys:2 X' C' l  [  y8 C+ N

1 Q$ A. b, x: \* L4 x  \( jA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"* j0 y1 g4 e) b% ]: d: a6 v

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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
0 `! T5 c! n9 W" ^% janyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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* ?. L4 k: }' {0 I0 G9 l: }Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.. G. K- S1 f- a  T# V& g7 }
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download2 Y; E  w% ?: E/ g
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- {7 y2 w) I1 Q6 `As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us  u- r# h6 L5 \1 V
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
4 g- s* I3 Z8 tnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
鲜花(117) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
鲜花(55) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
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what do you mean?
大型搬家
鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny' J5 [- Q) l1 Y; f
有影无踪 发表于 2009-11-25 15:31

" \/ Z& P& t' a/ e. C6 l Wish we all have fun everyday.
鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.) ~) `" E+ v% d2 o6 w% ~) i9 I
lastman 发表于 2009-11-25 23:01

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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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