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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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' ^: |3 M8 ?. WThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out2 n7 X: R8 @9 d4 Z( B* i( ^' ?
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo." b' X% s$ ^ j; [; D
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.! p# S/ q# x0 c, F( L
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download B+ [# y* Y: o8 \7 V* c
from my hard drive.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us4 G3 Y) m/ P9 k% k- U
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
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7 d7 F# G) c' k: ~ .... Scroll down !
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You'll love this !
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+ K4 C* s+ N) g7 ^'You have Male!'
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