A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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0 e- }9 y  [; ]9 I" jHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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/ `6 e0 D% B7 \. d5 X7 E: ^Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
) t2 l6 [3 x# A* qLove,
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4 Q5 w, [' X, S( E0 uA few days later he received a letter from his son:
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Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
6 s) X/ g" d$ ?Vinnie
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  S, j0 b3 c9 `' t* EAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

. x* @, e4 D2 V( C( T% iThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
+ ^  D# x4 a9 e7 P1 w+ Z& JGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
6 j! ^' j, d/ H4 U0 d' |Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了