A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

2 v4 O! c% O7 _' v4 v. `4 j0 ]His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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Dear Vincent,
/ |3 ~, f9 Y: A) ?- e9 kI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
6 Y6 v, u: g6 T, R, VLove,
% g+ y9 s; O: l0 s5 ]Papa
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* t4 g: o; ?  P4 h* t. e4 y/ N7 y( qA few days later he received a letter from his son:
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4 g% {' B; n- t2 H$ BDear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
8 `7 l1 ~) f9 gVinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

# b! G. f/ c% @5 O0 {9 eDear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了