The Wedding Night

sweetspot

Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon.

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( N, O' O0 |8 Q6 H4 t4 ~' JFor their first night together.  

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In the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -
  q& E: T0 X; w, {& M( sgets up and has his breakfast.  
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As he is  going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are  up yet.  
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She replies -  No.  
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Johnny asks -  Do you know what I think ?

. T2 w- |3 R; h8 i+ ZHis  mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
" l" U5 N$ T) T- b# r+ H( H8 NShe replies - No.
) H7 C5 K! q/ F- V" `5 I% P2 `Johnny says -  Do you know what I think ?  
His mom replies -  Never mind what  you think ! Eat your lunch and go back  to school ..
; X7 ?) O9 d* `* bAfter school -  Johnny comes home and asks again -
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
0 g* v" Y+ m+ k  B+ s/ bHis mom says -  No.   
4 K4 o2 b  Y, x5 d/ c6 lHe asks - Do you know what I think ?  
4 _. h' R/ w8 H. yHis mom replies - Ok -  now tell me what you think
  o. i) W( r4 @He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue.

flyincat

bullshit
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yiyi

NEB

2# flyincat

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. A2 I3 r, B0 v" Qyou tried?