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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:6 P2 T {- k) Y' W; o$ _
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.+ [, K" o, ~& e6 r" Z: r3 n
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander' h9 J9 K" }6 R3 N* g# a
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following0 ^4 M: s4 y" ?) [) [7 U8 w6 T
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* o& `9 D# i& S: L& lYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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) d( c1 L* X" N, u, uThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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/ S* x1 y+ `3 j8 q0 ~! GPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the4 G& d& Z3 i3 s- |- v8 |+ r
following stipulations:" f, T& D5 x" ~% E. j I$ ?: l
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -* p5 D* O& ?3 R* I: \9 L
Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
* [$ v# |- H/ V' B. l9 I* @Auto Industry fixed.1 Q& ?7 I1 @1 H- m8 ~+ }; c
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
0 {# ?' X& I$ a7 O: l, MHousing Crisis fixed.. x2 X' z( u) N# |9 H$ a9 h
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It can't get any easier than that!
' |7 K7 t5 S9 }/ G7 m8 s1 VIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their, v' n, @6 M& l- d" F
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