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写给美国总统：/ A, T' v9 }4 t' O& I# \
" a' G% _1 c2 p9 lDear Mr. President:
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, n9 ^# [* x" l/ I) I4 d1 E8 M" Q, oPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.' ~+ m" [/ h6 n3 Y2 a$ j v
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
@0 r) n! i+ j9 a. O: |' [- Zthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following N* z, a ^ ~4 o& A, O2 }
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:1 l$ g) I! w9 x4 f: N% [% ~
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.0 x0 c2 I$ o: x9 ~
! x) b; v$ g1 E) u8 W2 WPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the& p# T6 E/ C, _( i! R% C& b1 V
following stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -5 w' o( m5 z! k' }7 r7 {! D5 x
Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
' Q: j' D, O+ k0 ^& l0 L0 [Auto Industry fixed.
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' ]8 B; X1 }" ]' ~3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
: L e, K b& JHousing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!
. M+ Y: ]& L* C' s0 B% GIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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