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: T# {% S+ Z; p8 ^Dear Mr. President:: D X( C$ F4 Q5 |8 {+ S+ [: S( G
+ D, t& u7 D! o5 ?, I- OPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.5 b& U% K; }) o7 @) j+ h
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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plan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
- \+ N( t) V+ L A/ b& s& CUnemployment fixed.3 _, U% R. }" v* _0 I' Z
' o* ?6 a2 H9 x# J& i+ A9 B2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
2 a% w, k5 V1 E3 I4 S4 TAuto Industry fixed.
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( H, X0 m7 K% k* G8 E6 \3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-- Y* s3 |% H% e6 @1 C3 L
Housing Crisis fixed.
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3 ]9 t. p7 f- q3 a8 q1 J' gIt can't get any easier than that!
& R" b+ s$ h- r; a/ gIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their5 N* {2 @* f' f
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