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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.; ^3 V& P: d! J3 e# T! f! P
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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! M F1 F+ d8 H# JYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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5 k2 F3 p0 b' w* `8 F, ]. h$ v. c1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -" N4 F) M* P% Z% y& m
Unemployment fixed. G- [1 L) e+ ^; N
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-% D/ t+ A( y5 K5 R9 Y
Auto Industry fixed.1 g" c" z$ F9 l/ `
; q" P8 U, q, Y; w3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-- n. ^) i0 p5 P u: E
Housing Crisis fixed.9 G0 L+ }6 d5 Z @
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It can't get any easier than that!
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