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写给美国总统：
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5 V l8 ]0 ~; g' ]+ z6 U& t3 _2 @Dear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
" b/ E/ R6 G7 A$ \% x" t' j1 bInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander B" o& L/ w. e) z, B& E
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
/ p4 h T2 l8 k* b% _7 n9 eplan.
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% b z/ D9 ^ `& SYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.6 O8 {- V2 G) `' f- a
! C/ j( ?& ]' [5 X+ L5 sPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
# O% K0 z# }4 F+ B' O4 H0 h8 mfollowing stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
2 A; H; x$ b) RUnemployment fixed.5 Z) Q$ O1 \* x. @0 U
2 o6 U+ b2 f% \/ J" ^5 ?9 ?+ P/ H2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
) [! i0 S+ j( v, l- ]" ~& mAuto Industry fixed./ R, i; \% ^! C5 ]( X0 u; T
2 C0 Y$ U7 \5 c+ s# f0 N1 W0 O4 E+ Z3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-8 j' O" v( h! a. o3 M! y9 e
Housing Crisis fixed.0 M, h. I; B5 @& Y6 \6 y; x8 y
4 k7 M Y* q; S8 U. {# j) WIt can't get any easier than that!
* Q! ^2 k! m5 X$ }If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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