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7 n1 {2 y) t a- s/ y1 t0 j" KDear Mr. President:/ w3 ` l% N0 }" r
7 P. I$ U& m* L9 G u5 EPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
& Z |3 z1 b9 M" P( j, _/ S3 v* DInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
' ?" O3 C. X# X+ \# ~the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:' s5 X" ]" w- _% A
& Z3 N; C8 d0 } tThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.9 i2 A: t [4 q( ?2 m6 `# L
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the( I8 Q0 Z5 R+ t
following stipulations:
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# o+ K( X; [4 M! G1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -2 D# t/ d0 b( R. U0 _3 \& O
Unemployment fixed.5 J2 w4 p; Q; B; E3 w) s. c0 a. u
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-: g, l+ `- f6 H& Q f0 ^) i
Auto Industry fixed.
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* f5 T" U" n$ r2 ~8 @5 c5 B5 b: }6 L3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-/ p- |9 K3 ?7 b/ L. H; _
Housing Crisis fixed.* w. N& c! R1 s8 ]3 I9 d3 \. u
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It can't get any easier than that!8 A, e, H$ b _; y$ n7 ~: y2 p3 y
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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