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' E0 B4 e4 Y7 O1 F5 G$ G, M) s3 KDear Mr. President:* p" O) D n* x; s5 ?
2 z) J) O, M# K% q3 ePlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
- J2 v0 a3 K; ?% P5 `Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
6 `" H: t# W" q9 @2 l2 ythe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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# d7 k: s5 o9 s. q3 a4 O. o0 mThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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5 v* |- Q$ T' N" GPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
. A2 V5 A" \, G6 f% R ?following stipulations:
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1 t: b2 H0 n( ?! |1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - b, B7 a3 _% a% I8 x. ]
Unemployment fixed.
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) d1 r1 T+ E! A2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-- U2 n \7 A: s. M, n4 \" Y, I( I
Auto Industry fixed.) T! U# j3 K# U* j1 V- Q0 z
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
9 Q4 ]& j8 M1 g2 K' l$ w) `' YHousing Crisis fixed.
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$ V S( O) h! ?' V. PIt can't get any easier than that!
( f& }+ H! y$ O8 qIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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