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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"# O3 S7 j4 ?7 Q
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"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday.": O% {* x  S4 `6 O
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"Well done. Who was that?"9 z; H1 Z* x1 f, c

( ^9 G, M& T9 V& J"My granny."& |! f2 T4 J8 Y. Q3 X

! `- F, m7 K5 i; _& C- ?) x" `6 O- I"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."+ F2 l3 x1 L. t7 ^: \. Y
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"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
优 缺 点
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/ o2 N" o0 u  x- M2 i“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。” 5 A# u0 Z. W" X
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“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。 ' C. g4 Y& @( F0 I
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“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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