英语笑话

小顽皮

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
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"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
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/ E2 c: _8 y. L"Well done. Who was that?"

; {/ k+ }: w7 Y- Y/ q; E' I" v"My granny."

6 G8 z$ q5 B1 Z) {; N( N"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
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) Q$ U1 H, f, P"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"

小顽皮

优 缺 点

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' j# |2 u" t4 }( ~# A" E9 D! [* c“那么它的长处呢？”预备购买房子的人问道。

" p9 z, Y' M9 r! }4 V/ p“它的好处，”代理商说道，“就是，你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”

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小叶子

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天涯明月夜

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可爱的狗狗

挺有意思的！

寒塘鹤影

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