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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
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"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
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& x& |( y3 c. U"Well done. Who was that?"  `3 q2 u+ l5 r2 G: }  E, \
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"My granny."2 z$ p$ g; e; |3 \  {

$ q- a6 ?9 j: _5 Z"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
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$ \; U1 g2 m8 g2 n$ o"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
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# q! I  _$ L# w6 Q3 l4 l2 a“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。” ) N. P4 W2 B3 v3 d# y# a/ m: Y
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“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。 / I6 @" Z! N8 C5 h9 R2 i4 @
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“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
xixi
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
嘿嘿
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
hehe
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