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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！3 G8 K& t- Q* h* S4 c
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Where did I go wrong?
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: a( D4 @2 p" \; w6 B0 U% RA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 3 [% f0 J, L3 ^- m
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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) {5 j" D3 Q$ D5 g, v+ c B/ D% e/ T ]Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!; |* X, |9 ]8 c: a
7 ^" i8 L9 t, `6 C0 RFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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8 L- Y2 \4 B o) o6 G5 E! xHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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* b* ?# C1 g- C* k) N P( Y' c3 CHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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