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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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4 L4 b+ o% `# ^Where did I go wrong?7 q0 N! L# D2 L0 j- l: U
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.' O7 c. s/ |+ Z+ @$ W
/ l& m& v' B" s: w9 N2 p9 Z0 k7 pOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.* E0 a( X* j- d$ i: ~. B5 J6 U5 a& j: ?
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. ) S8 T1 ~* {) u8 \
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 6 R& ~1 Y1 G5 s
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. c+ F) ~ V1 }
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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2 H: p" I, P$ S2 t7 A7 s2 k+ P! iHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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