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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！) B ]3 K% G5 O# F8 T
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Where did I go wrong?
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- h3 i. k9 |9 e5 ~A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.' v- K$ m Z2 V) X$ I" T! a$ r
' L3 w% i$ a" _; Z( Z3 cOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. ! e+ B" ?* l4 A( S, ~5 r: R; X, j
# h$ G3 o4 u C c7 ?' {Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!6 e; B/ q Z2 j
+ U9 t) N# ]( T! ]$ oFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. + P+ y' G) d2 L7 w- U! i3 r& E
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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