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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！4 K- W( x8 X; x- Y o% [$ i
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Where did I go wrong?
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' N ]( \# Y- M0 kA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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* E3 s' q3 Y* ~; LOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.4 ?& {! P5 a- w0 |1 P/ S5 j7 l, [
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 0 a2 k; Y5 y2 [ W b Q' v
. n8 g1 q0 q& w% h3 @: S5 v/ ?# pFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. , [2 k4 ?' F' T! v
" f! c- \+ ?! ^6 w# RThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!/ W# v5 ]; p6 K* C+ k
6 c. s4 i( u! ]- P( DFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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m7 ?8 R! c& F% K6 E( AHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”9 r; n6 f1 O! R7 i8 {
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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