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I want to live my
6 o; O; M. p9 wnext life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home; @8 U$ R4 T+ T3 O
for being too healthy, you spend
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# h( C$ a; \2 i2 ]- L1 Mretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
4 S7 O# m& Z; k( P Syou get a gold watch on your first day.
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- u4 y& ?8 f8 }+ B; `You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,$ O( X G3 f- t7 |
and party.
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. ]) D9 P! k: N- l3 p. N0 A* GAs you get even younger, you become a kid% B, [" R& g b4 Y/ ]
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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5 T9 H/ Q; t) c: y, yIn a few years, you become a baby and1 f" ?+ n9 \) }- w; F/ r8 d
everyone runs themselves ragged0 @9 Z- |8 B) i6 U- g5 H/ R
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You spend( [$ v9 v5 t/ h3 N, T6 I8 Y
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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2 D! j+ I( T6 R* mUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.# r: g5 |+ l3 s2 @2 y: E3 E/ {
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