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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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/ }6 s6 _7 D: L7 U& r( C2 MI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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# q0 s6 X4 Z& G/ T7 K% W$ x1 f' tThen, you wake up in a nursing home8 k0 G$ [! B6 U( B
feeling better every day.5 \+ C5 r3 m7 J# x1 i) D  A

* d/ F- h# B' w' ^3 @& XWhen you are kicked out of the home
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When you start work,' {1 B% t) S1 u3 k
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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# E! L1 P# J3 \% k9 H2 {, pYou work 40 years or8 p% g+ b  C  V4 g4 o
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
& D1 Q" A7 n# b* [- K% X. kyou're too young to
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5 u* D7 ^1 H5 }2 T' ]So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,+ P! W+ q2 t! i
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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& e8 K& ]% |$ B  A9 X, K. SIn a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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3 A$ g: o4 \- C* w+ ^You spend4 t! u4 c$ L5 p7 {! u1 b: [
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,2 `6 K7 D& P3 s7 W) y# F$ U
spa-like: e+ O* p& U" ]$ R0 p$ {3 H  {
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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1 i! m2 e$ G' p% B3 z/ o3 IUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.4 D/ t( v  a0 O2 [) U. D
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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