MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

  V- I$ v. y0 ~Then, you wake up in a nursing home
2 l3 L7 x. u! U" e  A9 T* tfeeling better every day.
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# J) X5 X5 W; `* H$ e" N/ yWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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' Z6 M6 X% m9 h  V9 y1 l8 V3 jYou work 40 years or
6 K7 E8 o3 ]# d$ Y4 Nso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

% n/ S* U" J: A6 d# hIn a few years, you become a baby and
. _, u* v) X: g$ Teveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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, a0 J0 q4 S, @- c4 Z. v; uYou spend
* [) J# q! e3 ]* j1 v  p. ?6 ^your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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' Z1 `3 b% M4 r2 d2 @Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!