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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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9 b2 i4 n' ^2 KYou start out dead and get that out of the
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8 y$ e) k  O- [- H+ R& sThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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( n) S1 {) P5 x" M% sWhen you start work,
( N/ b7 y; e: z$ n+ Dyou get a gold watch on your first day.' z8 s' g* m, I# A4 y! A1 B

4 ?  \* v) q$ C+ X% h# e( J" yYou work 40 years or
) a# h# H4 \) i, E& z+ }6 Bso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
. b7 K- v3 t1 [- ?9 i) T( e- Iyou're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid7 f  s$ E8 A5 `' a. t5 U0 U0 q
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; a+ Y) k  {4 i% n$ H) CYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and# ^( Q" \7 }0 ]' ?7 W
everyone runs themselves ragged  N- }/ s& ^2 d4 O0 W1 J% g$ m5 B
keeping you happy.
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4 I; Q: c) ?: H  _& f8 `You spend
& n" z  l  }) b% w/ Y! Jyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,# e, x6 Z3 p9 l0 P& s2 G) u
spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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