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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE1 g& i+ ?4 i8 U
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home; @8 U$ R4 T+ T3 O
for being too healthy, you spend
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When you start work,
4 S7 O# m& Z; k( P  Syou get a gold watch on your first day.
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- u4 y& ?8 f8 }+ B; `You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,$ O( X  G3 f- t7 |
and party.
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. ]) D9 P! k: N- l3 p. N0 A* GAs you get even younger, you become a kid% B, [" R& g  b4 Y/ ]
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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5 T9 H/ Q; t) c: y, yIn a few years, you become a baby and1 f" ?+ n9 \) }- w; F/ r8 d
everyone runs themselves ragged0 @9 Z- |8 B) i6 U- g5 H/ R
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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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2 D! j+ I( T6 R* mUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.# r: g5 |+ l3 s2 @2 y: E3 E/ {

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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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