MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
next life backwards!

# j5 y9 K# O) |2 }You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
0 O# \6 s" v- }5 Rfeeling better every day.
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% V" }" _$ f8 K1 k! e% fWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
9 S/ d- V" P/ B$ K0 _0 `3 hretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
- m# m' y9 @; R& y% X' ~2 zyou're too young to
work.

$ g& P- j& ^& V( e1 [, ?7 ?9 E3 MSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

, v; C: u1 a* HAs you get even younger, you become a kid
+ F1 h: @8 N; P$ B( G' `: N) Pagain.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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+ c0 W# [+ b7 U0 z; r, i2 |$ V* qIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
) r5 f5 a& q5 N/ s. Mcon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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! ]/ q% ~) t6 w( X- m5 T" }Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

4 K- [0 B6 I1 j+ T' wI rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!