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MY NEXT LIFE- \6 c/ k' @7 S; s! }
8 L- A0 e8 L. x) QI want to live my
: d8 @; g4 p* c0 Xnext life backwards!% q( x% {0 c; R C" \7 r
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home6 I3 m- ^: D6 K
feeling better every day.
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0 J% m$ `5 T' e: X, DWhen you are kicked out of the home
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3 S" M1 ?7 F' [- y2 Q1 {When you start work,# D$ l; q; D! U& U9 Z3 D
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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8 x" L. j3 z1 W( LYou work 40 years or2 p+ u0 Q+ h, ~ C1 {
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon& y% X% Q9 y: a) q5 S w* i
you're too young to5 d: v, N0 A f0 i5 k2 J/ _
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0 E& H2 e% P* SSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,8 ]+ H: c5 y- z
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. f% B( g/ V4 r3 W- |+ j GAs you get even younger, you become a kid9 a# R) s' C7 e+ `# q# @9 w
again.
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. b* v8 p' }: L! n& cYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
8 l5 g# ^4 h3 U2 H2 iresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
. z) p6 t. ]4 F0 O$ `: X6 {5 Zeveryone runs themselves ragged
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You spend3 ~ i3 n n; _& l7 l
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,& h8 N# A7 z& v7 u0 i7 M1 [8 S
spa-like
0 m2 o, \' u! {5 Zcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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