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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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9 b2 i4 n' ^2 KYou start out dead and get that out of the
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8 y$ e) k O- [- H+ R& sThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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( n) S1 {) P5 x" M% sWhen you start work,
( N/ b7 y; e: z$ n+ Dyou get a gold watch on your first day.' z8 s' g* m, I# A4 y! A1 B
4 ? \* v) q$ C+ X% h# e( J" yYou work 40 years or
) a# h# H4 \) i, E& z+ }6 Bso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid7 f s$ E8 A5 `' a. t5 U0 U0 q
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; a+ Y) k {4 i% n$ H) CYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and# ^( Q" \7 }0 ]' ?7 W
everyone runs themselves ragged N- }/ s& ^2 d4 O0 W1 J% g$ m5 B
keeping you happy.
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4 I; Q: c) ?: H _& f8 `You spend
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spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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