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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the$ _) H# l, A# R$ B2 U/ _
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home8 M  M7 k0 y& p; z) h/ \
feeling better every day.% P  p" K- Q& k

" E* \  R6 Y3 M% ~0 U3 uWhen you are kicked out of the home
+ C7 D+ ~5 }6 {7 e, Ifor being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,1 @# C8 q2 {1 e- i# c
you get a gold watch on your first day.7 K6 Y) G2 p$ P5 e

& O9 A4 i, ]7 ]" H' z. O2 hYou work 40 years or3 H- P7 p- Q+ K1 \/ M, M+ e/ G8 c6 V
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,2 T* l" z8 {" E2 v. b2 T( D
and party.( U# f7 q- |6 E# h, z$ \
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As you get even younger, you become a kid2 c' `* P, E- C1 T
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no, N, x7 d  ?. M. ~' J; t5 I
responsibilities.2 z0 y/ \! F3 U; [+ q1 l

6 r- A. F3 ~% M6 ]: |) e+ G- SIn a few years, you become a baby and
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6 E0 I) R- Y) L, H, d/ dkeeping you happy.1 R6 p& q% G) h( M' Y
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You spend
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2 N( D! R5 Z9 z2 P" J3 w' _3 Ncon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.% A7 F5 X5 e7 h& h

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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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