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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
: f/ f8 j: k6 L# AI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.) F& S. g+ G5 s8 |/ N Y
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.& `: F& q: E& z9 V
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
/ [+ Y8 u+ S! M7 ^+ z' {; dthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
, K* }/ a( ~3 o" y: dthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
) B: \9 I9 a5 A% Z9 s% l# mwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
# h; l" w" f, @ D, ~% h2 `* WThere are some people that are not into all the words.
a& H" D+ T" i2 c# _, ?9 [There are some that would have you not use certain words.
& U Z6 T3 ]- x* e. O+ JThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
; p% @$ o9 L# a) {) @of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.4 j* W) F4 O# E* e
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous# Z, H7 I4 \6 J X0 |1 D
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
4 h( J% ^; H- _0 K9 z& K- u8 [( @# ^Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
# P! k4 g4 q6 x0 }"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,% q# n P+ J% p4 Z7 O s
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
. Q+ j6 J. t0 G: `) I2 w"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"/ r: [! \7 F* j2 h9 p8 Q
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,. n7 g. A/ q0 \
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
u( J% ~1 F! K0 _"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits", ~* k# @! j' Y1 G- S
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly0 h, J! Y/ S! p6 {
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,. z+ k0 L9 }# u* f$ }7 [1 ?3 }
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
# m" h, L$ J1 o! k+ u# gsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
_; T. {' V/ h) f2 Z' usnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
1 H3 I u. e7 k Y9 ^5 mPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
0 K' {5 @9 d1 ~/ G% ~1 e% ~" g% uOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
$ T) t3 w8 X3 A( K& d4 r, [8 [not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
) o: L- d% ]& [8 V) g0 Tbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not S3 F* c& J+ U6 S% k0 D! o- `
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
; P9 X' s5 V' F$ Xsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and7 d: D3 A* l& W
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on0 d8 t" {( r/ f! o; F
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
- K; a3 X- P9 h E9 C3 I1 v* II mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
7 v' x/ G2 v+ b) \% `1 twith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
% f1 g' d/ \& jyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."' e _6 M; u) z6 C2 I
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
2 p6 d# u8 k2 p; ]* v7 tother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
5 g. u8 N6 l# e. Stogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
1 Y- L4 K7 H& s r7 IPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
/ Z: o2 ] k2 k! J5 P V- S' d1 ?certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I$ h( G4 O) w+ k6 B
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such) s% _3 @5 g$ ^" f6 M' F! [, S- n
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
! ~' @! {& T- i. L) y' qAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more- C0 }! j/ H& {) {
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
4 B2 N! _; s8 r, p$ H( pit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very* ^/ s1 I; \8 i# s- r, E6 }
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to. a+ j8 U9 t1 p$ t7 ~5 B
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,$ W& h" V; B( G; n' r
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
P- y* K5 I# |than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
: V7 B+ q% T2 g( n7 @a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but7 z* x3 e o+ K- v8 }0 L5 n7 M$ B
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
. V& }/ ~( B0 U, h' @" k/ H% t3 gthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
) Z; t) O0 L V- H4 q/ xSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
% o, T7 _/ T' j( l4 oSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.' }) Y8 ], p4 i3 E/ Q3 O- x0 C
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
8 w8 b) `+ r9 j) v0 D n. g5 Ccircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even: j& m; r' t6 s
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
( N: W4 m; ?, R3 O% f& H; `7 r, Kand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out." O3 ]4 \+ j% ~
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
0 o, e$ e1 Q5 [& z% [) x% fRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock$ ~) m! Y# E( o% M8 q$ g' V& F
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in2 Y4 g% R: Z7 A8 U0 T
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
! R) Y- C, r7 z0 yKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't: u7 v6 [: |4 O* y& r, @6 L G
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
0 i" M. h; N4 a) athem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
0 w" H% V, n3 P- a5 Rgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You2 y4 J. A* }$ r! b& ] f) j. k
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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