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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.0 r8 r# e/ j7 R5 f" X
$ Q- t& _+ n0 b# GI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
" Q8 @* m3 y. H P3 HI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
) X% f6 k7 X+ V+ n7 m$ u4 CThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.% c4 A; B/ Z F0 `
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.( A2 t$ U" u( u n: O
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
9 }: \8 I, H+ x' l& T! ]$ Uthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
9 o3 Y$ X4 `/ e. p" xwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them." R# _* e: R/ k. ?+ S7 T# z2 }
There are some people that are not into all the words.4 G- O7 ]5 o/ X/ S+ D- T/ @4 `3 h+ D
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
/ r; f j) O5 `8 V+ @. wThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7! D( b+ R: u$ _# Y
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
9 \: B- e% S) e) {6 @8 h399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
5 {/ G' H( N4 Y, @/ p5 A( H; tto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,6 F6 K3 C/ A+ m. D" V8 [
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
2 Q9 h4 I: Z3 M3 c, l& q. k3 _/ O"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,; j" \) A1 {. U* K; G( }
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
# z3 Q- h1 x# {1 s1 Y"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"& Z. v/ `2 M6 T, c% t
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,( ?& H" P+ v/ O9 y& J- u
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.2 l6 _+ L6 V; c
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
) i( g7 F l$ l. s+ |Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
/ F+ X; {4 q* j1 `7 z, N# x; rsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
; V5 s1 m2 A }5 ?9 G7 K, uman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a e/ n% \8 `) G; z% [) S Y
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist& g' ~" j- Z$ K
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits, x# \% Z) F1 w+ i# \% }$ F V
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
" o0 P5 Y" J! SOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
7 Q% y6 h3 @) ~. tnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,/ e3 f! f/ i0 [: N: F5 |6 S
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
/ N: M+ R2 P3 k3 kcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why0 R# X: N' [. K$ V$ [: v; C
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and4 O; [! T( U0 I/ h& m0 Q- ^; K
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
' F- F; c3 @3 }- E/ I, G Jthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.8 E' M- H' o7 M1 S* J$ [
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
+ T# R' `) [9 l* K: V* h4 I% z+ Twith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at7 ~1 H3 M/ N# I" [- u }
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
B- ^/ h' U; F1 g# }It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the# M4 K4 M( s L# Y( G
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go6 I0 j3 t+ z& A# Z' h
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
: y7 Q, j; S6 _. R! s0 \& ~Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
" C# o- a: O: n# H1 ocertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
) z" W9 ] V5 W2 N1 ~: rdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
2 w' E5 d5 U/ f Y2 S9 y# ^stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
5 \ h/ A4 k" V; OAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
6 I& z# z4 G1 p9 Z9 y% \; Paccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think# o1 N, e. E/ {' {; x* D
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very3 B9 b! G3 C* H& S) {' m
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
* T h8 R& y3 y+ G% Thurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
% h/ I+ N2 a! U+ ] d4 r"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love/ A, U2 k2 y, F8 Z
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
0 o B0 t+ i3 d7 X* fa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
( w8 y0 P8 e' i: v; S% \ _/ YI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
3 t8 T" j' A. M4 Pthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,: Z/ c, p2 O9 v$ k0 c5 q" x
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow.") t. f0 Y$ {' U8 R4 e- o2 C$ w
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
. U4 _ O7 w2 s/ h$ O; w0 pI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any" ?+ r F) y9 B$ M
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even3 @& L/ ~. @3 Q& A$ V4 z# L: b
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,5 A" z3 v2 a) e+ }0 ^6 E+ X
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.. P' T, N1 L0 U: m
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
/ ]% X1 Z2 }) b% K5 ORemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
/ h, ]5 ]4 E3 o& u: A+ jCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
! \4 y9 J& M, u, u# ^8 }# dthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for2 M4 R; G$ f3 o' T4 Q" l, Y1 r/ [2 N
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't& F) r$ m. p4 P/ P6 r6 X# ]
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
$ N- a. V' o3 |5 a% j$ x* Q* Mthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
9 U; s: q1 |" o6 g Ggoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
, m" V2 k+ a% v1 }- ccan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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