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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
8 O/ q6 Y0 Z- J; c% w; GI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
1 l( h" P ~ c N- @+ Q7 K" ^They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
3 V. }( P3 E. D% q2 v2 ?. GWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
& J, i. f6 ]+ n# Xthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for" G. A& B+ S l* ]
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
f/ I$ |, e8 V3 M3 Gwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.' e( q) n/ U; r. |- ~
There are some people that are not into all the words.
4 }5 N' C7 b) j* x: CThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
- C! s. K( \9 C9 QThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 77 p% O/ B) }" ^+ c! l
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.8 a2 `5 ^1 L$ V1 Q$ F' r/ k* v
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
3 `3 z' Y* U( p( P. Y" {5 tto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
6 P; F6 P. g3 p- e( uBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
+ S ~ ], k; |"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,) P! \6 W% K. x( h
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?( ^& r/ ]8 A! b. ?: Y' S0 m/ O
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"/ V% `3 ?- q9 _ n
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
2 J0 T0 ?- P+ w3 F: ^( o( hcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
: N( I% h/ h8 u- L) |7 M+ R7 @"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
, {; h* c& h1 [- k5 X) |Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly7 S, k9 I% U1 O
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
- l, m. n C1 G: ?' Jman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
5 j/ u1 Y, O3 z. [7 p- p3 osnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist, i( z% C7 P! }9 H
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,/ P8 J- T, b$ K+ x9 b" K! J
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just# k1 @# k5 T5 N$ e: T5 a
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
3 s4 n( u; @# @0 h1 Fnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list," _# t* U4 H/ r. ~' g
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not+ X% @# \2 W, q0 U$ A- z7 o
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
6 l$ g6 }8 w: L" u: t7 a& Msome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and9 w* |- L$ E6 g! k" y
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on0 w3 T6 K: F" P4 m# A6 J; I7 a9 g0 g
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.* Y. e- X) n- i# v6 o B+ I
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend2 A y5 S; P9 B! v2 @
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
# f- \- {. x7 p7 Dyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
! N% s b7 D- l; a$ T( CIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
8 {0 u& i' `/ E' q8 i5 Fother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go. d; r$ n4 C: N$ x; A, q
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
- R" w$ k. D* V; _Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were# J+ P2 w5 F& M+ e V! i1 l% M% w P
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
3 }$ `8 u* w/ G/ G: H' bdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
+ ~ C0 r+ _' b# I( fstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
. I+ R! ?* j5 z1 Q3 u2 B, f) ZAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more7 X" g% t* V F0 i$ `
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
+ U( F: V. F4 K2 e7 b P1 J [it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very6 g x' x3 Y7 R6 i9 s* `
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to4 m, I& n/ I7 v+ c: G
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
! }# U- R; g+ }& X: s1 }( ?) n"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love" D' A+ ]0 O5 g$ p6 a( e' S
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
; x0 B( z4 H- h/ @: z% T& k( sa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but/ m$ e: L: M+ f2 X4 j! h
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
: Y# b }8 H3 b; f3 othe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,0 b5 G5 z( @/ E& I i# ]
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."& n9 V P& h% D6 m
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
( T) p- `, v* u6 ^I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any/ Q4 j: B! s Q! d2 l- M. A
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even7 c3 R* f R0 {$ y
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed, T! U8 `/ U6 e$ m
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.2 Z, }4 g) m& B
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
6 P# n' |5 Z; q2 }; E$ URemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock0 e* d! O: } _
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
+ m: ~) t& |/ Rthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
- V" i. P* {2 V4 jKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't& d+ S3 U. e9 F6 e- E2 Z" @1 ]
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
; F7 \. o- J" d. Rthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that; L$ x6 _5 t6 O d# o/ N8 f5 B# u
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You3 @# q. t& O0 g& D( H3 F1 G
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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