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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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/ o9 I5 ~; i* [% V9 g3 F) v1 x. kI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
# s! w0 x5 z: B$ ZI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
$ i* f% U- z% C+ e& F( r5 wThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.4 \; |1 M7 b5 A+ Y1 h" e
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
& Z/ x( C0 j* Y3 j9 v/ Q, Cthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for9 m+ x" d4 l# f: g
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
. p# ]! `4 L- Z, |3 P, iwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.8 f! E$ ~5 d3 m8 \' o
There are some people that are not into all the words.
* W1 i) G+ o/ z% HThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
! g2 [4 A2 T# l% ?; f. u0 PThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7& P a1 I5 ~3 c# l4 a" c% p
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
5 [- o7 W8 }5 K5 ]399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
) H/ C: J$ h0 r5 u) ?" c: Vto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,1 f- H# D* g. C
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?' Y! T* x; B. Y" d; y
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
2 y. p* U9 r$ [and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?4 H5 F N: b! {
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
- e' }+ l0 I. z9 a0 i- fThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
" |+ O$ G b2 scurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
) d2 Q! f; y3 B/ [& L" {"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"4 q$ {. G, r2 J& s8 S8 n0 n
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly1 | p: o$ @9 ? x; T
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
5 f& p5 z3 E# S& m" Cman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
' m* A& A: P1 J- Q5 S, F3 Nsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist2 x: U7 a, P' d% h1 @1 F
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,8 k7 }8 Z/ u% Y- H+ A9 ?
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
. y6 Z" s5 c, c; B1 k/ \4 Z6 {One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
: _3 e- I: q3 T" o x' Mnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
0 B% y" L X7 Kbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
4 c6 {: m' W! i5 g: W8 ~+ S* ucompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
. ~$ K$ e) E7 I( Vsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
7 e2 M$ q6 l4 w& Q' wMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
8 [: _- S$ L* n; @; ]+ Z i! H& dthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.+ k- M( F1 j- r5 j* C# n0 O
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
7 }4 H/ P/ v% e! c( |with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at7 O, o0 H0 X3 m
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer.") l! O2 J1 S- z
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the; A7 e) Z3 h6 \" x5 W1 c: Q' h
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
# Q0 C" a( v! `+ Btogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
g$ f, W" M" f* U3 h% Y9 c- {4 ePiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
+ @7 L& r2 G2 e. v# ]- ~certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
' @8 ?1 m5 A1 J" Y4 \. cdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
2 \3 l6 H; X7 Q! h5 R$ Ystupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."& [+ [' P- w! X$ Z, o/ Z
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more' \3 M& c$ j E+ `, n0 }
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
& l& T5 g6 l! B7 r% sit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
1 c$ {7 e7 Y& `3 `, |6 v- O3 fimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
# U. I1 ^ g# s; [# Z2 ihurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,3 ?* ]) p) z0 j0 p* s7 z' V- V
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
# X$ u' ]$ v. b7 kthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is; B! y9 U& R4 `4 Z& i4 D
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
- g0 Z# ?& ^. p7 C6 o! `- O/ }I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for$ `# Z! D9 Y, n0 M
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,& o Q* D& N2 j2 z; l
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."0 E; b6 t+ `4 L4 `
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word. q! b7 m9 V9 M6 g* M p% M
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
F( e+ Z3 Z0 Y5 j0 y" |circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
. s& l' `- N& {2 ^( g( m+ Iclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,6 |) r8 f/ U" i5 S; ^; r3 z
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
4 h5 [( K( R0 Z% a1 q2 ?But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.1 T; e: E: l( U! a4 z1 F4 \7 \
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock6 T' j/ I$ W( t/ ^3 P/ O4 C w7 s
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
1 P, M$ S( w' C4 b2 q4 t rthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for; a5 k/ ~& A2 r2 x% K6 t$ X
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
8 r. d# d8 I$ v+ h) Ksay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding4 W1 V, c( g9 u4 p
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
3 d2 q9 _% Z7 P6 x/ x+ F# l7 ogoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You! G( E+ G I& M
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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