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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
: ?3 k' I8 a: Z' kI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
$ s: L/ r Y0 @They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
% g1 a7 O- Y( C8 @$ mWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
% R" b) t" \1 r& e* Ethen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
2 B; F( z& k( B* N _" i9 wthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same# m @$ x) Y- r! {& ~
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
8 J9 i+ R+ N- CThere are some people that are not into all the words.
# i4 ^$ {! T# q& N( vThere are some that would have you not use certain words.. h# H2 g* D0 i) m7 M- z* R
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
( q* K! @( b% ?2 [' _2 _of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
, W1 @- A- v, q5 M399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous% P) z) M" k: z$ V
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,$ A! S! F$ ^. D+ V
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
1 }" T1 [1 ~ J8 w2 ~"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,3 e7 V7 v6 V* p/ } i
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
9 t' k8 B1 R, ]$ m. b"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
, w G. A3 Y. r& H$ }2 QThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,7 E5 M' b( O) ?* \
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.. j4 Q5 k+ z9 Y0 e
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits") a' b7 e( h( L$ e/ u- B' v1 \
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
8 x& o& @! }: ]1 V5 [" ?3 `sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,' B$ H* q. R @0 d
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
1 Z) W+ o: x& r0 r1 N5 usnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist4 a! T: C; Q3 L! ?
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
" |5 Y3 w$ Q: O. \4 Z8 UPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
+ i) Y& k% Q& u! C# ZOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does7 y" ]* P4 c* Z
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list, w) z( j8 w c" O0 ]- O8 ~
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not" k: ^% Q4 Z: H8 g5 ^2 V
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why: o9 d( O: q3 L+ z& e* C' R
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and, d5 b+ V% V1 {0 B* k% I/ n. Y' a) l
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on2 J0 ]# e3 c, Q' q
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.9 U: c$ ?3 X( [7 ^) h% n' z1 ~3 _$ K
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend" j; l. g, k$ `2 i: X/ o$ f s8 `
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
/ a8 m) k% n* p4 _6 X) ]% o3 Ryou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
% X- q y8 B( I7 @6 zIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the2 E' D v7 R: Y9 F- ~
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
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Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
" d/ k- C0 q( lcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I/ Z+ O/ }0 ?% S3 v5 q+ j" v4 W% T
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such; l" u/ ]- @* A( H' V
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now.", T" O" K% K- W9 q. ~' y
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
. {& b7 t1 L9 Y% ] ]accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think" M/ {3 ]$ r& S' F. g
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very7 ]' E, z5 _3 y/ S+ M7 W( ]
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to+ B* I5 C: w s$ V. d+ V9 M
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,/ \1 c( a- N! u8 y. N) _' V4 |
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
7 o$ H. s5 j8 Q1 w5 t: N8 {( Ithan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is1 r8 R) a# W/ a
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
1 g( R* W& d, |# V6 R$ O; JI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for; i: x( ~6 P: D% x( C0 u# h G8 d
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
1 n/ G2 ?# g$ q3 P3 T. N0 Y3 gSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."; b. L4 o/ S; {7 f
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.3 D3 [) b* T" b' Q& |: ]; l
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
9 e j I6 L; I; n3 Dcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even9 l* I& y2 d p; t) S
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
& n9 H! I* m# C& Y/ G6 Y9 S; A; Jand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
9 l( q% w! j+ {But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.8 t6 Z; H# y7 z( r6 t }: c! f
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
" d: R# K/ q8 x2 VCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
, x7 i4 W# _2 d" g% z5 x1 r: xthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
, r7 T" E! C9 k0 _Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
" _- P; X% ~* b: p X5 d+ U- jsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
6 Z# ^ S$ u/ ythem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
: t2 D1 r, k+ S% h0 H Lgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You- O0 r% x* {0 w2 V6 l6 [
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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