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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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/ y' I$ I' B( Z, @& eI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.' R6 w! m2 A' L4 f( b% X6 ]/ z
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important./ o& s' Q0 m; k' ?8 i# b
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
# Y2 V, ^: H; x0 vWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
# l @0 e0 ~2 l' V; zthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
, K6 U$ a8 {/ w, cthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
3 W- j: Q- x1 o. `) iwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
/ e, d6 D8 C- c; q" BThere are some people that are not into all the words.2 d/ t& B& d( ~; |! m; t
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
: N* m1 @ B3 k( k4 E, |There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7& B2 g$ ?6 v' c1 ~: @( c0 E1 S, M. ~
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
9 V& ~& T" C a6 x1 r399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous% n! l; M; H/ {! j% n4 Y
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,3 x( Z. C0 L% j" N
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?" Z% q$ D8 Z L8 @2 s
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
5 h5 h0 c! A- |/ i" t) vand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
4 [" v) w, B# {6 Q% c/ v+ t"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"& E/ \( d) p" a0 n' ^ {
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
8 m2 {6 R/ B' Acurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
+ k, F1 S, z/ h0 e"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"! W& Z. R3 T% t. w" l
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
6 K9 z$ b% q fsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
7 U( e! u# E* [# f+ e8 x# _man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a5 I$ [( h! }+ m; ^3 q+ v; O+ f
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
& Y6 h7 Z7 o1 e, Wsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
2 r) I6 Q* C8 lPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
0 Z/ O* y$ R9 r, D& cOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
& G% A4 Y, N* j% K, K. mnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,: \) F. B [' Q; Z, `" ^7 ]9 l
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not# E1 \. G% `5 e0 V: A' ~6 j6 U
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
p+ N" }0 x5 `' a r; a7 usome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
2 W4 ~( v+ v6 S/ c& G; fMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on. v) x6 F, n$ _/ E# \ g) U, p- n
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
$ G' T2 |% K) @6 B! B2 M0 }+ lI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend. `& Y) N$ \! l" z k+ M
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
% Z- ^3 P1 M, |: O, N4 W6 yyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
. s' G# d! ?$ \: x* O) `% R5 nIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
8 x/ n; e' M) ?/ d" f# v2 Hother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
2 p, ?* c# S7 G$ z" [1 c( itogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that6 \, A G% H0 b& i
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
, R2 z# p6 V" Jcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I& b2 n9 E5 h) H% ?
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
x6 i. l4 S. u# Y! Cstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
) n: L6 B0 N# l0 eAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more) m* y; p2 ? U& Z& u6 S6 B
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think: N2 a8 S8 o! j( M
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
& I. S7 N/ g4 {! b' [imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to8 K8 D9 S" @, k t- u
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,* W/ j8 R/ K) D- A& I5 I
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
8 Z% y$ i% W- x6 G# s/ Hthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is" [, C% v" Y4 L: C1 c
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but0 k0 ^; Q( p7 S/ ^7 E" c* N
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
2 ]' X" l- @5 ]% p1 K: V# Hthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
8 s: n5 b, D/ k; P* A) g, aSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
1 M' q& R6 U; S8 jSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
: ?" @% q+ Y$ d( HI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
/ s# a: L! M. w7 ecircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even! H. @6 e" \1 c9 h1 Q$ Q/ g S
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,5 v; O' ~+ s# J# B) e
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.8 w" E) C3 K" A( N' y3 E
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.' _* r$ ]8 P- y
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
+ N1 K( N; I: f6 C) NCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in- A- l5 H, F2 }
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
+ ~2 D$ ?* S$ K3 G/ {. z( XKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
7 O3 }5 B2 E" |$ ~- y& Rsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
7 Q/ ]' Z# t2 a2 C9 {them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
. t* y7 e2 u9 b$ Rgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
# {- o1 l' Z" U) b3 q) t5 I* zcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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