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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
- x" @" U& }" Q) vI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.: v3 N# w- g1 _: Y( L8 i0 w
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.* u6 p( j/ x0 ^# r+ n
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
; g9 n+ a9 T) X% cthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for4 j, M* k# _) k5 v* l" c8 T/ ]
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same" j" ~- i H5 ^+ C
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
2 E/ _+ L/ v' z; EThere are some people that are not into all the words.
9 g" C' P! c) _2 l, x/ V$ vThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
- _" Q$ R/ |7 H" A7 zThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
0 R" n Q; h2 f5 b# jof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
- o, V' I5 z$ ]( K7 F }. N399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous! r8 J. H- ]" d' {; I T) [
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
' N3 R( }$ j) o9 e3 \% p& YBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?9 @9 b W9 {, N# X
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
8 P/ M/ ?$ n4 i+ Z# x# J7 iand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
! c C# r7 f1 M"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"4 ?' T I( P0 Q7 m; D+ e
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,% ?# I: r$ z8 o! E6 ?
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
# d5 u% S) M- O* i4 Q4 ~( x"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
. A& B% |) A+ a3 P9 iWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
; `- b2 M6 M7 k1 e8 Qsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
$ y. Q0 @, B+ U$ j7 m# e Tman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
5 B: |( A# [4 f8 _8 Csnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist3 N8 Y/ z" u0 R- b1 p2 h
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
& x, L) {* W. M+ F+ P6 aPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
5 C" g! C. L' pOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does0 { n' \. b0 p/ o: n( J \
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
& g7 b; g' V- Z5 V2 ?but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
4 u" T7 W; ^, v; hcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why: w) `2 E5 j2 Y# ^
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and* b3 O- P7 Y% {, |
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
+ Z3 r- z" K# Q# J1 Hthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.: N* I- @7 M/ j6 E8 X7 P2 R
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
6 S Q, E {, \! twith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
1 B+ ]3 [4 v' G; C hyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
2 O! b, n& h/ ?4 e7 @It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the4 e( p4 ] X @2 m: E$ G2 F
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go, x8 v. |9 F$ {
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that" E: S$ D5 {* m/ f
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
3 W1 H! m: F* E1 rcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I5 @, Q4 j1 s* B( M/ k
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
0 o' b+ Y% U: @, y; D' Estupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
0 I% n. C- @1 L1 W' q( uAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
( I4 {4 K/ c( J2 M* O1 s" q% |8 Zaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think3 x) W) p K' U$ W
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
( V# _( K/ X8 w" y8 X. {% t1 W3 Aimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to0 A; L, q* D5 R) y3 _
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,* r& P3 f% f9 N8 f, R
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love( t1 s2 _2 Y8 [% }
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is. y: R8 ^; k/ W" q9 q( T( A
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but3 b% c" H( S1 @# ~! q
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for' z' E7 e/ H! I5 v* P) R
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
7 q4 \8 L. l6 s5 o; @1 R4 \Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow.") p, w0 P: X, [ v( h
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.) M3 J7 X7 e9 w$ b. w b
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
! A0 y( f' q$ u% T! l6 l: Icircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even/ K0 }" p' _0 ?2 r* w) r# w
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
' N9 `* z( U9 C6 Cand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.! d: u" m: [. y T6 R; Z+ O
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
2 y: M; X) A9 G0 K! hRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
. O. ]. C/ x; P( H* g. ?2 ZCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in" B0 D3 v# ]% O! m( U9 y5 F0 w4 ~* ?
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for0 ~# g6 a& {) X2 @3 |4 z1 G
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
# P/ c& G# M/ n. `say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
' p( q4 }5 _/ bthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that3 T8 x4 q* _# a& ~' N
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
* ~" i: ?8 m" v0 q: ecan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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