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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
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> HONEY,1 s9 K" o$ k2 z2 H, ^- f2 l
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?: \0 n& v" l/ d, b
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.5 d8 W6 ?. B @0 S
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,7 k# o/ |* Z7 Y) a3 o+ D" {& S
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
. a3 C" H/ T0 n1 f0 V7 t2 P% ]> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE3 ^) X1 O8 D, W
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
: g( Q$ k0 o9 v0 @9 R> I DON'T THINK SO.
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> FINE,& `3 B) v* F8 ?
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+ m" m2 [& a$ {* |8 m> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
7 E1 I+ E ~9 l: V" {: x8 @> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?2 E- j5 C2 l. k$ a! D4 K4 `: X
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT: a R" K% {3 J3 N3 h
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# [( i/ i7 I1 U, D9 U> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,/ @8 S$ _ E+ G, Q _ f6 ]
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?9 ^% ?: U- N8 b) x1 S
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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> I DON'T THINK SO
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> FINE, SHE SAYS
% @7 Y% a% X1 f/ o' r7 b1 j3 j* f> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS& V, ]( ?6 n; h0 p8 o
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?$ T8 p: s( h5 Y: n/ }6 \
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK* N. j- l) Z9 c9 y
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
U- B5 ^# I+ Y> WANT TO FIX STEPS
0 @. u8 M$ \( l> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE) A" F3 N# |" R- w$ e& P3 B2 \) K1 s
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
5 o6 R! Z4 i r6 Y; ]> I DON'T THINK SO/ v' h/ o% Z# {# {( u
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU." C/ D6 P/ ]! t5 l
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!; f* J, g* t4 s! x1 [
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- T' Z0 T- a3 |5 R> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A2 Y( G3 l# b4 D9 o! K1 E
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................( K8 p. w) N# h5 u7 ?7 _ q/ b
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( _* p+ ?- H& [3 K8 l+ b> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW" r9 T' B$ s( C, d
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES) I1 g/ T3 F5 U+ p2 P8 ^
> TO GO HOME" E$ X6 l8 ]1 y4 J2 K, W# H
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8 j9 t) ~5 q6 y# `> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES7 e6 K% R& o2 [* g" t9 C
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.7 |! R2 P: X5 s \9 c6 a
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
" K Z* D' j! W" n t> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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# J. x5 _. ^# {( k% l0 t0 W> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES0 v K) Y" c4 R7 y6 s
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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' f% J. |/ m7 _1 M7 Z: V9 ?' p8 t> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?& X- i" _" p+ x" p1 h" n" p2 Y( `. }
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
/ v. y5 I$ c9 ~> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.7 g4 f5 |& |* s5 } E! H& L
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME9 `& P7 k. ?. r: l6 L
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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! P f( b; D) M' }- n; }) D2 j> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND. k. a) v! u! h7 u$ n
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER* q# s) D) q5 y( Z3 ?# n3 D
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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> HE SAID,: s. |: z0 M9 ?. l) S' d
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?0 t1 m7 S4 W. k
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> SHE REPLIED,2 D7 V3 C' X i
> HELLOOOOO..
6 l% }! I& \: `4 H> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
4 M' @, I0 u5 N! [8 M> ON MY FOREHEAD?
7 m. p. ]4 {7 s+ T> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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