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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
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> HONEY,. U& k; J; r4 q4 p6 Q
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?7 q! G/ T! Y5 M$ l$ ~; u& A
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.. h1 u2 z! k) E: w5 S, n
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" T9 u/ H& A; R' ^+ ~0 Q* s> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,0 `" P' j: K3 |: a3 s' `4 F
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
& [: C2 L' I) m8 K- w> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE. U5 N$ r, M/ o3 r4 _# L# p- b1 ]5 m
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
, L4 D' L: a1 Q) x$ w: F> I DON'T THINK SO.
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. M* ~. T$ M% ^7 {> FINE,
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$ @# j I4 f1 l1 W1 ]" b> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,3 A8 @; Z# v0 M$ g$ X4 O5 k% f' h- c5 g
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
8 ~) a' z; Y$ `" k> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT6 B* u. L, A, ^
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
. w+ Z! u" b l: O> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?) Z+ t6 z& c# Y3 ]6 J
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
) z! D \( ?+ a0 w/ `> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
% w4 s( a$ v1 q; l> I DON'T THINK SO4 T9 b& X0 z4 M+ h6 a; Z
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/ |& e. f5 M3 H> FINE, SHE SAYS$ q9 A& e9 ?( }# f0 ~( m$ _( \: \
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS4 ^. d8 @8 y$ V% ?
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?' |) E$ y4 \% q r% ?' A
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
/ p9 G" A; C9 ]" Z> WANT TO FIX STEPS# b+ ]' r2 Z+ W* T4 Q
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
1 y" T p" @; @' ?> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
/ N6 X! Y1 R0 z1 r3 Y7 E& S> I DON'T THINK SO
7 x: F; |. |6 y4 ^4 @> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
& J6 [/ w8 W3 j& U, ?/ s% X> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
2 T4 T$ S0 |/ ~8 p7 q1 l+ o9 d> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW; I7 e( J) G# r9 q( x4 l
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES! H& B! G b) ^+ T0 b1 s( v
> TO GO HOME
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES: O' v0 Y& h7 X. V1 z
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
% N/ c: ]4 u4 d0 x+ r> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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; n2 I/ }# `* U> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
8 C; Z' u5 N% K y9 T7 P' [. I> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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6 X- g$ L/ L7 z% H: [' g7 m> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
2 }- F! K( b0 p. T f2 o> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
~* z3 a9 z: {> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME% {" w. _3 m0 [; ] _- U
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM., e0 H: K' b: h7 g& i
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# K- o6 p0 s6 J5 y. O% ^* O> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND( e; T& n8 V( i. |/ P" r
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
4 Q; v' y1 G L1 z( i> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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> HE SAID,+ {3 N, u7 m; L( @! E5 E8 }# q
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?! ?3 r& q2 { y8 s5 d0 R
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> SHE REPLIED,+ F1 s: b4 ]8 N! y
> HELLOOOOO..3 T8 h, h, ?9 o/ u1 \1 Z2 M% Z
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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' I, P7 J9 ~. C- t/ n% X1 A. C, H> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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