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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A4 Y+ g$ n% e. w1 G7 F
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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> HONEY,
# L2 }% x# C, m V/ D8 u) o> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
, G, e& W: J. M2 }> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.7 G7 X5 ]9 ^) N4 m
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9 c: Z% y) k! s/ e4 w> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,8 L; |( \4 L$ N, O
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?3 U$ t$ N% i9 g( E4 ?1 [
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
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' K! U6 Y1 k! @) f5 l: w! Z# R> I DON'T THINK SO., w' E; E+ U H6 A
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> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
2 e3 w$ V3 p+ K& W" p" d> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?% f. k1 `/ t" S! x3 c1 `
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT6 c8 J# K/ ~4 J/ n4 B
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& D6 W4 _ j9 M1 {> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
+ y F( Z# g$ ~2 r2 q% x1 S> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?; k8 |4 X1 n% [
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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* @* U$ \" q! v* r" W; V3 `> I DON'T THINK SO( z" Q4 ^4 X% N0 x9 X j
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7 \# W' x0 J/ Z+ `9 @> FINE, SHE SAYS
7 D u3 @9 r9 ^! i) t+ \* e8 G> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS1 d7 x) | B, X4 S4 G+ s
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
& `( i& \/ @) v> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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; V# j, N, ~6 p8 B V# s5 m> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T& C0 f) J4 ?. p% G1 j
> WANT TO FIX STEPS, H3 N& A9 \7 G& W6 S, P
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE+ `7 T5 Z/ ^, u5 t
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
$ h: G! b& s/ v& Y( W) v, W7 M> I DON'T THINK SO
3 L" X4 U8 d. u6 r6 @> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
; |# }2 r: T$ i, q; z9 N> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A6 o6 K7 e, d6 ?' `' O
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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: L5 X$ L, F, K6 s k> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
) Y O) P! _9 X" j0 U5 o/ x: j> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES& P1 j4 _+ e3 n/ w5 [
> TO GO HOME$ @, ?. W c# [8 F) u2 _. r8 n3 b1 e
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES. l# S* h' c6 M9 z( H# C3 a4 z
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE7 a" r) v! ]1 H1 Y% g
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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9 ^" ?" c' g: L> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
# g$ v" t5 P9 W> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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1 k. _# J! a& h. E) X: J! w/ ]> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
. t8 E, H: j4 W% g3 V; |+ c( k+ w> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT* ^+ \' o9 f. v4 F
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.1 Y; y+ }$ v/ i9 t1 C7 R# v1 r
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
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3 j" X% x8 K/ Y" e> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND4 Z0 J+ z5 G- ]* U ]. f5 _
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER4 n( o7 V" `& C5 K% J6 ~" |2 @. I
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.$ |5 M7 b; l: S8 Q3 Y2 r* U% x
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> HE SAID,& ]5 h/ S' c G# _3 }
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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9 [1 @. S V4 ]+ Y6 e6 x> SHE REPLIED,6 Z: ^* M+ R( {: w. {& T& y3 a
> HELLOOOOO..
) h3 ]+ l- L4 B: S9 t$ X% A6 [> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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0 F7 w2 v+ G% l9 B> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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