Bed or Cake

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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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> HONEY,
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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$ M5 i  J: v9 _, S> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
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/ C  ^/ x% c8 M3 q& b9 `> I DON'T THINK SO.
>
> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
, R- L) h3 w- ]# r> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
9 T8 I8 x; r5 w' q! ]: @1 i> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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> I DON'T THINK SO
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" k4 y* R7 S: v$ n( R) v. a. W> FINE, SHE SAYS
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
7 z6 o: c5 n1 Q" m  \> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
>
> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
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> I DON'T THINK SO
' r9 t/ w. f) e> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
>
  Y8 p9 j. Z& j> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
  @9 {% R+ {- R; A> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
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> TO GO HOME
>
> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
>
> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
>
3 E0 X9 r/ ~! h> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
>
" W" d* u1 m- w, s) _> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
' c5 Z' a2 _+ F) ]1 U> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
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>
8 l! ]' w! r- a  n- b2 I7 ?> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
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>
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> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
* ?; O0 s) _4 l. C) v! F5 Q> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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2 v1 m5 |' u/ O& Z) R, Q* O* C> HE SAID,
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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% k  F0 k7 k+ {, v6 ~> SHE REPLIED,
1 D) Z% J. j  o7 k> HELLOOOOO..
9 S, {$ L& i( B2 \( J. K' w> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO!

失落的我

Went bed with him? It must be a nicer experience.