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5 y' {+ O% x/ H# ?0 E' _; B3 yA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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3 Y5 {( B& \. w+ } P \The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a$ F+ w8 _; T# C! i3 e( _/ X4 i
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.* N3 }% M% a: r
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7 z( n X9 G* gThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
) b: m7 C0 X2 V1 J3 B. t7 dThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.+ o- e$ K; E+ L- q! H
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.8 k* V% y" B- O% I2 [* E; j) I
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
5 }. n0 A& I( O2 x/ MWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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