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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.+ _3 V& n4 Q5 M" a4 y; O
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6 t; P- {/ D2 \4 L& FThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
$ S. X4 E$ R% O! f5 P* Xlittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure./ [% q! _+ I3 s& G0 k$ ~# ?
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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9 P- O2 K$ a3 AThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
- x7 u. w' X0 gThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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" x" ^4 B+ w1 Y# l$ K, T4 E The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.) `! H& _9 w3 F, v# j9 M/ S" Z
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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4 n- ]+ j# D3 R. H7 ?% RThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'0 T( l* f. Z! z+ L
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# w: e3 y# w- M- u* X! ~'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.$ t) ?) p$ l3 p: H( u
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
" X% A- Z% p: P. J$ {1 F6 EWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'. G' J, N, G0 N5 j- J9 m, r
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