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An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.
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* e; u5 U' _/ W& v! C! m/ mA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.2 K6 z5 ]1 b$ P$ c
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- r5 U# V) V" y5 ^: L6 ]The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a: W* W6 C' G+ l( P K$ s1 H& d
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.6 `" ~2 w6 Q1 B
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6 ?7 g' U0 P8 n3 g" OWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
: [% x7 E7 I; YThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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( ?9 P& p; B, y5 s, a+ c% ]* m The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.' @$ k; ]4 \) z. w1 P
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'- M8 X9 @: w" P' h3 P
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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9 e% `' i8 G% C/ J'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! . o, h' V/ E- V' J7 H+ X0 U4 }- ~
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.' O7 x; `; p! R5 c8 v% R) a# a
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