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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
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, t9 |6 _9 }7 l% A2 }% q* B: n* a9 kWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.1 ?+ d6 l U) y
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0 e. m6 G% J) i: V/ F( B7 m9 VThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.' y; F" r% j7 I; j' J0 m
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.8 |5 P- R1 @$ Z% L) A( |
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.2 Z4 r! D8 f% l* z/ L7 h
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'+ \* U. u- N0 C
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.5 b9 g: _) T/ P% [4 W* i( o3 z
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! ; N, O/ u; }' i5 i) L. [1 h" ~
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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