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1 e/ c4 |# y1 u: S! M# a: w5 ~- TA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a. K/ t7 g( g* H3 t% i+ b, z
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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/ n# l8 T6 d4 W3 c( aThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
" _/ ~; V* [/ X* X: J9 AThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.! g! C" Z! `! V
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1 y6 e$ a, Y( m, o/ ~ i/ o The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
: P5 o, ]. ]0 r+ AThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'! |2 W+ ?) ^( s; _- [2 e
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* q9 G' I( @7 ? ^4 S0 h }6 nThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'. t. K2 K8 A; j; \# k' P
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; p3 |1 S3 G. \- ]8 ^+ Q- r% A'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.& @% c+ }1 c) D
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
# ^- J) j; I+ oWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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