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! \5 {5 C8 N$ ?A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.# O) Q9 ]& O' t0 t8 ~( n; B
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. `' Y4 l# l7 H0 Z% n( \: t. uThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
( V) ^- _8 f E2 y& dlittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.7 H( k" _+ }& ^3 d& s
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.9 l1 E2 u9 i! s9 p
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.! C7 ?) u/ L, F0 @6 Z
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.& W0 q# F) ] a- B" R. q
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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9 ?, X& ?/ C. Z8 bThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!': v' m( b$ s' y [3 {
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.* y) T# _% `: p
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
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