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7 P0 f$ {2 X6 @, X. LA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
F1 U6 C- V& a% Clittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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$ Q4 Q: s9 Z& i# R4 K# wWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.2 x _: M% d/ J" _! @5 x- v5 c
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.4 O. s! i1 `! L
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.( k# t9 `3 G7 G% E4 d! b* i- b
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'( _9 i" [/ }7 p+ s$ T% X
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+ l+ ?, j* r) L, Z. a$ uThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'; A# s! N" S0 F
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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5 N2 \: F* ~3 ~/ y8 @3 j" `'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! " O) Y' y" y( |1 W$ Q- P
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