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. e5 p+ X0 f7 MA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a: t6 V8 l- t/ G1 Q( g& T5 M
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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5 G1 h# y0 D$ B: D. X/ D3 pWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.1 r* Y m) ~! Z8 ^$ E# m7 z
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.; S5 J, H Y- O7 o+ Q" Q7 ~
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease." ?7 w' Y8 t! w# v8 F1 i: x
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- e2 H4 {$ y' r! z$ O The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
1 z! J1 H2 U/ yThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'1 ^4 W; j" T! Y
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% I) k$ w$ x0 |/ {3 g/ [3 a'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.! i1 n& H0 _( G8 a1 J5 k/ Z0 V
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! 4 v a P9 u7 q% W9 K
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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