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# l, Z7 M# O9 o5 Z7 @: H6 JA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days. Y: Z% y, ~' F+ } w3 M
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a' i% \3 g2 P; O2 n7 }
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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, c* R1 y2 b# R6 C2 B( ^# g5 r& HWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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6 @$ d/ Y. \* j" J$ BThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.5 d( j% Z6 p8 C9 k5 r
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.1 x6 u1 H$ n& R7 I/ D$ h0 u
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5 V+ l6 k1 U) [9 z- H1 o7 n" P The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'., r( u1 L7 K$ I3 w3 c
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'9 b: {/ e. l |6 j1 n! Y
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! 2 k& L9 @# \+ Q% }2 ~; V/ [
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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