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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
, f0 u3 O& D8 g6 C+ a4 MShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. ) a- }+ T3 ?. I, Q9 Q
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
' [/ F5 J) t }9 K3 NThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. * i" }; S z ^
8 K/ W% E* k! n! `8 h- J5 YWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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v, }. o' t# w' s- xThe woman said, 'That's okay.' , E+ W: O* J5 l' y8 Q
2 L: k: Q) c: E; A: N4 M1 ]For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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, k- n# w% l7 S8 s* d$ zThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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: l/ P# l' X. N3 XThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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4 E% Q9 Z; L: _ u" ]So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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+ ` H2 K7 n0 R4 d1 V# SFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' " M t. N3 Z. R7 D; C, w6 H8 U, E
# c% S S1 X) z3 G2 ^) vThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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" `9 F! k/ a" Z" V$ p6 aSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! ) F- s, S! ~" [ {, M& ^# n7 w
0 f4 z: i2 k& Z. f OThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' / E; a c$ x1 S3 X
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. 0 u, I4 s z @& g$ S( N. U
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife + V- F2 {. @( t; i7 C" p% A
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart. 0 T3 ?) @; P$ w$ }1 B6 s% F
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show ) T/ W( l+ v: U( b" v
( Y' y2 m* s$ R! p' d6 n UPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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