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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
" \$ j7 Z9 \- V5 h6 qShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
& q! Z6 g/ ~, G8 j' d$ }- X5 oThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' 7 g) s1 F! x6 @. ]
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. 8 @4 ~! w b& F0 C3 {
_: t. m: {0 E0 c8 ]7 K+ D# |, W/ uWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' + q {+ t) Q; r6 O& M" b( m
4 }8 @9 l+ A5 r. r# f1 X- |' xThe woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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( b, v2 `$ V n. Q @; VThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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% Y! U' {3 o. [The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' & V1 l" N n y) K# D/ G
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! ) w) f& D0 e* i8 s, p
+ e4 f/ ~+ W1 r* ^; BFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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8 c, z* l! t& E+ ]5 D7 aThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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# s6 C" L' C: EThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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3 l! ?! a: v5 _3 mSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! ; F/ V2 i0 i. q+ T* ^' b5 i
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' 9 X- u6 \6 l# q r
, i% Y; Y9 l2 t" L0 T6 HMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. & d" t( n3 z- t( U( I
9 K- u2 s- }0 f" f9 l j$ t4 a; dAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. 9 q5 e5 R, Z9 |2 t: o' f0 u6 }
) V& P; i9 N' j2 JMale readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife 4 ^& E5 N0 m* n: b6 O% `
" r. R5 i; R% {6 \Moral of the story : Women think they're smart. & W _" C. h/ y* Q! f7 W
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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