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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
0 g5 k3 R; q! z2 TShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
0 @6 g8 s8 Y1 _- l/ O3 V4 T. hThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' $ Q6 |: o0 k) ? T/ p
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' 1 h7 ~3 y8 C |; \
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The woman said, 'That's okay.' 9 z: ^$ y& I6 S7 k. E9 z
0 N$ k4 R5 l$ n+ N, Q5 k: @/ ?For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. 8 X! W: C; x+ w7 J+ q& C9 ?" _- n
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. + J8 u# t" v/ M9 R
5 B+ ^- H% Y4 Z! v* f7 ^The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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1 S6 b2 H7 @+ [1 i4 A Z0 RSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! " w4 E9 h: W! ]
" e. c: Y! z0 k: |7 F" MFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. * K0 I8 K1 x" F1 m' P9 ^
# z c' V6 f+ k4 R- {5 |) `The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' 1 O z/ i9 K3 J. w5 \1 z/ j6 h; ~5 V
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' * H' W" G$ F( O5 b3 U0 z
h0 n1 s% `$ t1 qSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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$ D" g, g$ E, t, l1 X4 rThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' 6 `: D) l8 y: s0 Q$ m6 g
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 3 C9 U, }) i4 d* @; Y
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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Male readers : Please scroll down. ) w( M+ B5 s/ @; X1 W" F6 L
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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2 z% u6 K. y- y7 ?7 M N7 e- S% {! Z. OMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show , N: r$ v8 Z+ |2 ?- ]1 S7 F5 C9 Y
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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