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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. / d3 C; N+ }- B
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. * y5 }4 \& L, J G
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
6 ]- v# J& G% E& j, J4 bThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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; M* u1 v2 C* mWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' 0 [3 K& s- }, s, { g# }2 q
0 w r& U' t1 B: b, c) U$ TThe woman said, 'That's okay.' # n* d' U% b: A$ P( X: C6 e
( Y% s! F4 j5 H8 G4 X" pFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. 4 D4 {1 K* a2 x( D
% m9 T3 j' V% X$ `) K4 oThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. & h6 ]9 q+ B1 n) ?$ P8 ]' ]) y; p: |& G
: H" L1 C( ]1 O& KThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' ! Z& @7 f( M! {1 M" f
, D# l/ j1 O2 W7 N2 y2 R9 [So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! ! T) g) \' {$ z" a1 W# N7 O
8 x j* @1 n, tFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. ) z$ n5 ~) r6 p5 [+ d
% N$ J* Z. k1 u! s" Q2 mThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' - u" K9 v$ l! J! U- M( I
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' 8 b2 n) w* b! J' V6 Q) {
& _! B8 D# C3 I5 {4 U$ r9 WMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. ! r" d: g4 I, |5 b( }& m; U% l5 v: |
- \2 r! A0 ~* V) F4 DAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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@# ]( k0 z* n+ EMale readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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+ @% e2 W9 Q$ d4 kMoral of the story : Women think they're smart. 2 v, O* B* [; R8 q( W# `* T8 a1 Y
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6 b$ F- ~/ b4 g- {Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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