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发表于 2009-3-8 16:19 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
3 f3 C7 j  `: [4 U( yShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. ' ^* O. c/ h+ e6 y
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' 8 w6 X& e# i  R& g
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' . D& J% d1 Y8 \

) O' A) E. ~, q, jThe woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. 7 ^4 a- i0 f' a6 C

. c+ |7 A$ u& p6 N) r7 @; k4 fThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.   ?$ ^1 w1 X% O, A: L; I- [5 G
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' 6 Y, U$ t9 M; r
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. / ?0 b9 k" X! F$ B! O7 E1 f
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' ' A5 S5 j% c0 z8 X; e6 a

0 a1 ~7 X1 H5 w! }) SThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! : c$ s* H8 `) m

: W( b- N6 [3 JThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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. x5 `! i5 D7 i; _1 n4 d& XAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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% ~, U' ]7 k- }7 `5 Q" W2 t- _4 gMale readers : Please scroll down. 8 ]* `& Z- e% a- K5 H' n  @  u

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife 0 r' V& @4 h! b; v- a+ t4 I. T

8 q" h7 V( b( N. xMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.   o0 @3 @3 m' |* |4 _" {4 [0 M
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9 j* m& k% s4 K2 _; r  }Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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  L. C4 n: s- e6 w$ ]6 ~8 s- M. iPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
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发表于 2009-3-8 18:21 | 显示全部楼层
women are clever, no doubt.
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7 L& D% _3 Y2 P: k# }- ?' mVery nice a story. Thanks for sharing.
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