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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. 4 w2 x7 W. m! @1 u4 l- Q
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. ' K, @/ d( q5 h& ~
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' & \# W8 r, {/ g5 i4 j
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. ; O2 a' }' n5 b5 E+ H* i, U
' p( t) Z& L! _! DWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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The woman said, 'That's okay.' 1 j6 M" P* D$ s9 E
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. 9 b: i9 @/ @2 v0 W' c4 M" ]
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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6 y8 ^, B( B1 c8 KSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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' H4 O; a) |, B" H4 jFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. 1 a* A3 g" y3 `: B/ }8 _6 @0 b" |
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' 8 e; L. J. ~5 a' k
1 c7 _: V7 |- h {! uThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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4 I# r2 H3 ~) Y; a/ yMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. ) E0 i0 f" @, v3 j8 u( {
# N1 X9 K4 p3 r% t' IAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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[9 l, |8 r; A# IMale readers : Please scroll down. : B7 O! V3 E, C
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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& u, e5 `. x* q) D/ qMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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2 `6 M. \. X& J' W/ Y/ JLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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0 T' w# O' L- A" B# u+ N3 RPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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