Women's Golf

sweetspot

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
0 j6 K0 B1 \) h7 N/ gThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
* `- U: |/ ~) C0 C! FThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

, D. a/ p# P; K5 ~: G* CWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'

The woman said, 'That's okay.'

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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  ~' q5 o) ~2 y9 g( OThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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& x: o' Z) R# z3 E5 Z6 eFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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& Y7 ^4 V7 h/ CThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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$ e" d! c1 R- mThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'

3 f' u3 e! a8 t0 f% @# w( k3 ISo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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2 {# J$ u/ C; h9 c6 FThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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0 Y  \4 x$ E) y' N; t; L1 s! QAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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1 F, o3 Z+ t  W( Z- z& S% nMale readers : Please scroll down.
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- D( z! K2 o$ Q! t- nThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife

Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.


Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

billzhao

women are clever, no doubt.

Very nice a story. Thanks for sharing.