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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. 6 |: r, O; S' i7 O# a6 w1 p( G% U" W
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. / S$ s I( S6 V3 S# O
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
+ X7 J0 [9 E+ R% ^* VThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. 7 k7 l) N/ ]3 P" K q
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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The woman said, 'That's okay.' 5 N1 l- P. T$ x! d5 J# z% Q- X; X5 O
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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8 _4 B1 ]. D0 I& @/ M# K0 nThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. - {( x& Q; x% e ]" l% [
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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7 s: n, d, d0 I; D1 sSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! / ~* [) h& D' v! A, j c1 M% f
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. 3 R$ Z% G( t5 Z2 Y! `
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' 6 ~" B% P. x, j( Q& v
; c7 v) }$ I6 J: FThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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I; \; @( D2 k& {Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. : I# V8 ^: g) R' t4 |. n- N d
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Male readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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