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1 {" e2 d; w" _6 ]6 k0 sDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot9 ?0 I# T4 x! X ~6 k3 @
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
9 d1 F: P3 ~" G8 ?- n! aAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
: w7 P, U& e. z B+ F O4 b* XI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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8 Z7 i/ k/ v* \; ?/ k' jThey all live on donuts and moose meat
% C) W2 ]! s8 D$ v; XAnd they leave the house without packing heat. I7 S1 q3 i! X1 [
Never even bring their guns to the mall
* \: Z4 r9 A. o5 U, w* dAnd you know what else is too funny?. l* Z2 {" D" @/ O% c; l+ ]6 F
Their stupid Monopoly money& W' `0 |- M1 ?# {' J* Q
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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! @; B% h4 e( c/ x5 _1 m/ h! @8 ZWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
+ y& h9 {- k8 f/ n2 d' ^They treat curling just like it's a real sport
9 |/ h5 u' A3 [' o) ~. R, wThey think their silly accent is so cute( ^& r; a5 W! I0 B( I
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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6 i6 H; W) \+ l( z8 K9 mSure, they've got their national healthcare1 | G0 g4 _* N7 B
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air( N# i/ e; x% a. i" V
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
( G5 W a5 {( P% a; A9 S1 rEat their weight in Kraft macaroni! S! Z/ i# @- {9 c
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
& J) m# R) o9 d7 I( N6 k. I DAll over Saskatchewan* q+ i+ o& v t4 T) l2 a' u
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
+ m7 k9 Q. {0 awont figure out the temperature in Celsius
+ h; A( i6 ?8 D) f8 p1 rSee the map, they're hovering right over us* Y3 h) s1 a: U) e: n' J- f
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous1 G# `* y; E: ?: [% `% L+ ]9 [
9 I8 @* x4 Q4 d( K( w1 Q/ G" sAlways hear the same kind of story
9 I8 u# A; O0 }2 }( bBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
" N2 K: P0 G3 L4 E3 S: i1 g5 h) DTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?# f! m* ~: g$ q2 F2 Y9 y9 m6 E' E
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
+ N$ n) k* k9 d# u# oSo quick, before they see it coming
) W: G# R6 p. P* t; q5 X9 M" lTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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