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3 N4 o/ f" y: n: [ a+ V6 Z1 DDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot- M) G0 X- y5 H) ` A" [6 @* c
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
9 {5 y" V$ l, @( k! OAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
2 d6 O m9 w \0 EI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed8 f8 U8 w, O9 ?5 ^+ C0 i' B; c
t, o' R( V4 O. Z6 A3 q1 IThey all live on donuts and moose meat' m, i1 }- x& O0 N7 k
And they leave the house without packing heat& G' V& f `- m; p" E
Never even bring their guns to the mall
% X2 C* `6 g3 @7 b3 qAnd you know what else is too funny?
E- O) j. N1 ~$ B6 l. d P/ OTheir stupid Monopoly money$ d+ ?& H5 s0 C3 v% i) M
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export9 f A' ?0 H8 \! R( T7 i4 v
They treat curling just like it's a real sport/ |! _" f0 G. a& t% D
They think their silly accent is so cute* q2 c8 Z% |" M) V4 p2 |! j/ Y/ s
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot" P; n" n+ b) j# U- i6 M
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare6 a6 |, ^1 X" L+ D
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
$ ~9 K- n/ J0 v3 C6 V1 OThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
: d6 [1 w5 C4 S! ^Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
) n5 S2 o; D& P: _) D4 N7 n8 u( pAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni
4 A, f. w9 r& i3 T- }( I" r, ]All over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
' n, v8 t. K9 @; @, Xwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
+ W$ v6 V6 u& g9 B$ LSee the map, they're hovering right over us
% `$ P* d2 g3 b$ P7 n1 rTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous% G; p0 V8 O5 ]( U* P f
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Always hear the same kind of story
3 O9 l7 \- k/ {# y9 |Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"8 o0 d5 E6 T$ c" R
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
$ h/ q- q y9 VIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
2 N V8 M) ~6 N: eSo quick, before they see it coming
' b- y; D6 z& f, j% w* s ^Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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