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Canadian idiot, z% M% i. U/ s& @1 j3 L* f# t9 }
4 u0 @- w! a- W/ v7 mDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot' e' t9 y) C3 @. B/ s7 {
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
* h) Y, e' c1 q% c# BAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?8 W# L3 A3 N& X: g* Q' T
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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9 t& S7 V8 \( bThey all live on donuts and moose meat+ Z5 ?% B# A0 ^
And they leave the house without packing heat- d' A3 w( D3 m$ n% \+ |3 g
Never even bring their guns to the mall
) N7 r: Q% C! |7 G+ X2 l" x9 IAnd you know what else is too funny?9 V1 ?9 }7 M) I* c% m! g3 s
Their stupid Monopoly money* _" |$ J# b$ u! Y. i1 x
Can't take 'em seriously at all: }% j1 g$ h+ u- }- R% u
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export0 Y1 M% M' z$ O
They treat curling just like it's a real sport$ l- R1 t5 j. G8 E S* V. ?4 U$ H
They think their silly accent is so cute
4 R3 U/ Y4 g3 n t$ U: m mCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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; A* ^* e- s: h9 U. P, \. zSure, they've got their national healthcare# p% H+ u0 n2 `
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air2 @7 S8 j* v* F6 ^
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
" G% {1 ~- h* @* s# v4 \% n6 ^5 KEat their weight in Kraft macaroni) k( K# V4 T$ ]5 r0 B0 H5 T
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni/ w- X( X4 A1 I$ R
All over Saskatchewan: P8 R- a: [: F. u
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot; J8 N" q8 M, P# c
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
( ^& G2 w m& r: F8 A3 dSee the map, they're hovering right over us
3 U6 @6 i& z* C7 V$ N$ RTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story
! ]6 M1 f) N7 q# WBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
* ^2 t8 a# R) k- f# U# w+ {Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?; ?# v3 u+ T P* T7 V1 W
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
7 P* W: n7 \4 g, @) NSo quick, before they see it coming
4 m/ W- H2 R# M7 K: gTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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