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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot5 t$ o5 C* b* U5 g, `3 B+ h
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut C/ [* e$ Z% k, a
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?6 i* E8 I! {1 S4 Q
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
* f( b3 }! n+ ?: u1 ^; E& ?$ QAnd they leave the house without packing heat2 q. b9 g2 y# t# d1 Y" G
Never even bring their guns to the mall
# ^8 b6 l8 e: ]# a- g0 D. MAnd you know what else is too funny?6 d( c# a. z' m
Their stupid Monopoly money+ G" J9 Q( |* O/ ?, V/ F$ I
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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2 W, `1 b5 ~% f4 f! hWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
0 i- k8 g8 X8 f) h( y% QThey treat curling just like it's a real sport6 F( d g; N+ w7 }0 V
They think their silly accent is so cute
8 b" P! ~* z- `% D" p6 lCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot5 ~/ k! `% {. o: d5 g
4 H' R! Q& |# w! h4 ]% uSure, they've got their national healthcare+ |$ j, I1 z6 t6 x( P
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air7 t& ?. y% \/ U- Q4 p% K3 {
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion. T R7 g8 P* D( B
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
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All over Saskatchewan
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5 W% }8 q: @4 j8 B dDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot/ a7 n; ^3 {6 p- V; S
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
' m6 ~" M3 r# B# \See the map, they're hovering right over us
5 P9 S$ y3 Y* y; dTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous) r/ e+ p0 G _+ o5 v8 L6 ^
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Always hear the same kind of story
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Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
& o5 k. N7 j5 E$ W7 p4 u, U1 V$ uIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
( { T& J" ]9 s+ nSo quick, before they see it coming& U- a5 a1 }1 T! P
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