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Canadian idiot4 Y7 ?8 F0 t. l, w* \( f( X
: v7 D# i1 X! ^4 |2 U9 [Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot) D3 W+ }8 A2 c
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut/ [5 y6 Z1 {9 @( B3 p6 A
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
5 b3 u7 L" R( x1 A" O/ t) MI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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5 H, Y7 T! k O/ ?/ P0 _5 NThey all live on donuts and moose meat
9 ~& T3 m# J8 R3 s6 e. @/ FAnd they leave the house without packing heat
, v+ ^6 K# b+ X0 h9 N5 d) dNever even bring their guns to the mall
9 W% V7 t0 i k$ O) B" `! H; ?2 O8 IAnd you know what else is too funny?6 ?8 `! Z5 i: F: I7 A+ s) g" X' i
Their stupid Monopoly money" @2 L3 q1 n% _% b
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export- _, u/ b) n* u2 A& y2 @% |
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
2 M+ f/ S+ g( f7 O6 b" Q- bThey think their silly accent is so cute6 Z; w. F5 p0 C, A/ v
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot- ^$ `3 m, \& C( I( `
6 S' e; C5 x& ~# n+ ^( ~8 `Sure, they've got their national healthcare
/ d( a' i" E4 }, Y9 KCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
4 l6 R$ B# r! u' \) S, |Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion5 q1 @! ~; d# P$ f; q3 _+ E: T R
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
( ?+ Q; i* X( `3 l& G8 `, qAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni
* Z; F9 O3 l7 E) c) g! J3 MAll over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
& @# V1 a% d+ _" zwont figure out the temperature in Celsius3 R- P" @3 T8 b8 ]0 g
See the map, they're hovering right over us
5 \3 c) `" p2 j( ?! A* j% x6 ]& A1 cTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous' F6 v0 _8 \# C' _
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Always hear the same kind of story \* P; B5 u; S8 v
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"% ], r8 T; R2 I; |; n8 \
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?) Q% c9 m$ x$ t5 Q
It's gotta mean they're all up to something( @3 _8 X# n. q- t- E# n4 N9 J
So quick, before they see it coming
) m; l4 O2 P" v2 ?+ M. VTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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