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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol3 l- U/ d5 t" o5 K8 I
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:9 u' W+ M2 l- q* R) h/ b9 M0 |
! S& Q" Z, y6 C$ P1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.( `& H6 G' T4 g# F
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7 w4 B( s2 o2 H6 C" k) F5 R4 ~" e' x% ]2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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2 Q! o% t- h g; _3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.( ` I: P: t `) L9 |4 F
* V, Z" D' u+ ^0 N2 D4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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4 e1 Y! E" T) \) ?# j5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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B. `, [2 ~ P; B$ [0 K4 U4 G6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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0 {6 O' p$ v, H+ W7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department. m, a& l! q4 |
4 z- g7 k2 e- h5 k2 s/ X8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
" r0 v( m3 v" A6 u# W( E'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'; a# m, f; R' Y/ s, a4 x9 v
L$ O6 b& M+ P6 J* |1 m9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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7 i; Z0 U& S: A( X7 [/ L10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are., O0 ~# d3 p" t; R5 Y
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.6 t& z, d. R8 S
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!% d; j* h8 ~0 G% c- o
/ X5 M3 L5 w b' T3 c14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" O& J# ~4 _: D3 [+ k* S6 J
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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