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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol& ]+ n) [9 {4 k7 W
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: n$ G. e6 d K0 [& E4 f% BThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:. N3 W0 F; ?' |) s( f
1 N% _8 g) }9 I, n1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking." k- V* q @9 V* I' _6 e
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" G: d' y/ [- w+ m9 y9 |0 x2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.0 n0 m. b7 a$ {/ s0 m* |
$ h; C! c8 y% q3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.3 u- ]( y" h, i8 z# S
/ a8 u, ?: g& {; @5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away./ V$ S, W* I( b9 ^4 I
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4 b1 }9 @0 Y2 j: G/ A8 r( b4 U( O6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. S. Z0 Z( z8 D* V
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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C' D2 Z1 v( ?. R! a- \: C, ^8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.6 I) P3 M' Y) o/ p
0 g$ O3 d) j9 ^& T10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.% V! U5 e( z7 a. v9 m/ |! p# b* z
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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( u3 U. V; }; ?" M* e$ m( |13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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