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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
6 A r1 [! y4 |: [looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you# {, \% F+ G7 E" b1 U0 [% [
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' * g6 b$ f. R( V
2 ~) A+ m: ^, x7 s5 V/ A, n' k: A% gThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.3 [* C- \( y0 {" p W* Z: F' q
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here8 e, ?. c+ k- _- C7 F+ K; z
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 0 } }, Q) T+ k/ [, j: e& c
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier m8 F r. u1 E) o6 |
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
; ?7 P- N0 `7 e- M4 [2 N# H& j2 Zcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
% t5 e+ @5 J a" f; uprofessor was out cold.* n1 [9 B# ]. R. M
# w5 f6 h, U. K5 S, @The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,' `1 p2 `, k7 R. g+ ~
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
- W( A8 w& I. ?& a9 V0 z& T" W0 bsat there looking on in silence. % O3 M6 b: `0 ~
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
% g7 h6 R$ k( b0 a( A& w2 r' _. Gat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
4 W1 n. y, T1 mwith you? Why did you do that?': Z/ K; H/ W% M0 @ ?5 g
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting [- i- f' G- m- q4 T, {
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your! Z( S0 B! g- c/ u$ n% Z
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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