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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you- a* `$ f. W1 W) S% S3 w
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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$ Q6 @! z* } n# R: q! F, I0 P. MThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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0 m9 n9 Y3 k' p5 RTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
$ f7 Y, C2 c9 S' Z+ n4 |' mI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
/ v) o; X# M) C0 a3 O+ P3 UIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
) y# N% I4 U6 j9 y, j, q5 tin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
7 u: U$ L/ F; K% W% I$ J1 l' |. a- icold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
3 b, O+ M/ b6 H+ iprofessor was out cold./ _ J" V- p9 z1 z6 w
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
% F+ B% I& n' Q. X& m8 s/ qsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and. B* I! _' G! p1 H, ]0 U8 p3 I
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
b, j0 Q' {5 M' O, e; ^9 p0 W, {at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter, F$ y% H, y6 o% q
with you? Why did you do that?'4 I6 [( X% R" R+ ^ w4 R5 T6 ?6 Q
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your1 l7 @) r; U7 v
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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