God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

, G# @. W; U0 W9 T; _% s/ v$ P% lThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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% y7 R$ G4 ^5 ^$ h. x' Z+ `3 R/ CTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
/ C0 L& ]- F- Q; i0 }" ?I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
% p0 d. t/ n4 B# x' r/ ^in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
# Q9 b9 N* \" E* d$ l, }- Bcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.
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% y* _5 M5 C8 L" e0 KThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
1 k4 b  [+ p# s: v; fsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.
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0 l- v- a" z0 G7 C7 h8 z, tThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
7 D0 S& E! R. K  i8 Q$ F6 C/ Nat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
4 j) i; r4 S# e8 O( y- \! \One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
. h0 ~6 a. K4 L2 [looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
4 M! c; R: b, a; J; p# {are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

! y( F0 }+ }8 S% z6 y下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
, k8 J8 v0 v! l  `. c- D8 p* aso true...

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