God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

% q+ Y3 E0 R7 q* ]& \/ zThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
1 N' _, G' y3 Kcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
% u4 c% y: X' h) Aprofessor was out cold.
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) @% ^: y7 q9 f5 \: oThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
1 H1 y9 w6 s" j# `silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
5 }& G! x# o2 {, c/ fsat there looking on in silence.
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6 ~5 c4 C5 Y2 q. ]The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
% E" _. z/ v8 N5 ]% k0 M) }5 sat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
* m5 H9 p, D# tThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
, x* n  k& I4 |; olooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

* R4 X% r1 c* ^" ^下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
' P, o7 t$ F0 L3 X; y$ |1 r, aso true...

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