God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
- k" K7 H1 C9 b9 |4 `  e* ware real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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5 g, v6 ]: }# J/ {' u: |3 WThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

/ p; L0 j' ~: F& S3 ]& \7 [8 q) VTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
4 V% h' ]7 A' Nprofessor was out cold.

. I% P( u# I7 K7 G2 q' DThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
- Z+ h) i( I9 {4 X6 J: c5 fsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.
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3 d: u. v( v( ?4 x) uThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
7 O# x% Q: H2 z) C3 |' Rwith you? Why did you do that?'
5 a& @( h# t7 D. W* J) u7 oThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
" M9 q( `6 u5 f$ a+ ]* {right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
/ h8 l- N5 w- h' G5 slooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
' W$ H& _7 Z( E/ tare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

; \- P) @& j) p4 C: l7 x  L下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
( U. L" U- }" o# T; N3 lso true...

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