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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
6 A  r1 [! y4 |: [looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you# {, \% F+ G7 E" b1 U0 [% [
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' * g6 b$ f. R( V

2 ~) A+ m: ^, x7 s5 V/ A, n' k: A% gThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.3 [* C- \( y0 {" p  W* Z: F' q
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here8 e, ?. c+ k- _- C7 F+ K; z
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 0 }  }, Q) T+ k/ [, j: e& c
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier  m8 F  r. u1 E) o6 |
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
; ?7 P- N0 `7 e- M4 [2 N# H& j2 Zcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
% t5 e+ @5 J  a" f; uprofessor was out cold.* n1 [9 B# ]. R. M

# w5 f6 h, U. K5 S, @The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,' `1 p2 `, k7 R. g+ ~
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
- W( A8 w& I. ?& a9 V0 z& T" W0 bsat there looking on in silence. % O3 M6 b: `0 ~
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
% g7 h6 R$ k( b0 a( A& w2 r' _. Gat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
4 W1 n. y, T1 mwith you? Why did you do that?': Z/ K; H/ W% M0 @  ?5 g
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting   [- i- f' G- m- q4 T, {
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your! Z( S0 B! g- c/ u$ n% Z
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 5 L( F6 K1 V# A( D7 f
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
8 }, C7 ]: m! f# Q* N! ]$ _( N- o; z) `looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
. `+ v/ a* u* S5 s3 E) x8 Fare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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2 c0 D- c+ n: O; V下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......( N" u* J1 Q1 y* Q3 f
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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