God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
  B3 Q" c- d8 J4 [looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

% a7 v* F7 S5 x6 DTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
& J3 j! d$ p7 {5 q5 O7 tsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
0 ]: E! M6 V% f* I# csat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
% z; n& e+ J: ?$ f% _at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
9 @( U: N- O; y5 w. W3 ~) [with you? Why did you do that?'
0 y2 N- j& Q% ]8 M7 B; @The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

8 m* c" S- h2 m) J' N6 f$ v4 g% j! eCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
: C3 ^" Y4 m6 E7 ^! X5 e! mOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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. t8 Y7 V% v# P+ N+ D1 N下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
# i& c# ]2 `& v+ h# ~so true...

yayoyeyu

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