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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you3 |3 t6 W" x8 W1 ?1 \; z( y
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 9 s9 k& d7 s- m! Z! ~0 T) J0 M
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
4 I- t3 d7 v4 LI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
0 l6 j, |4 C+ ^6 o1 ?- JIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier$ R, `4 ?! _7 M) _
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and8 i' B1 a) t8 X L, p- m
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
. p7 Y1 U4 s- C1 e! j/ Z. Iprofessor was out cold.4 d3 V6 z% a4 c C' }7 \8 Y/ b
7 a" l& F9 k7 E8 A0 T. RThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
- L0 g c2 m4 h4 Tsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and' c: }' H7 W& L: n1 s8 ~ I
sat there looking on in silence.
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$ A+ ]1 C5 l4 E9 _# |, }" s* r$ HThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
2 P; ?* @$ `/ r) T" r9 s5 q% wat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
- l( q M; ]1 a1 J/ G1 qwith you? Why did you do that?': o( ~) k8 J$ G0 W. `1 t1 s
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting * e& M2 t" T" p4 @3 U8 C0 ^
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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