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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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4 \, s2 A2 i, ? \& e }$ k# jI was a very happy man.- D- J" G2 H5 N- q( W8 v) @
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
# a: P4 {: w! c5 D8 t( mThere was only one little thing bothering me...% N7 l8 F$ D L" B5 W0 O7 s: ] S9 Z
It was her beautiful younger sister.) Q9 E! a0 g" {5 W
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.( i: _* f( w9 T) x% E! V
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
& H9 q) i$ N0 n W; q4 b$ @9 ZIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.1 n* E F; P/ M' D8 r, V7 P
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
2 C! l! |/ a8 M# z9 i1 TShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
( H; Y! ~8 w5 p& Q& b# ]6 e3 TShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.. d( T& w3 S( u V; v2 t" M5 o
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.! w, v0 E1 S0 y
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
. @- I" D. B( T+ N1 iI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.8 j5 H( _; ]3 R8 K
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.. C6 \- [' z: @) Z+ Q
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.4 l( _2 [. t2 a' O& _, B
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
5 `2 c+ T7 F2 U' f) _; ]0 `- }With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
4 N) `7 n- N. g% I. E# U" z: jWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:" }0 h! I# P0 _: q+ k# E5 q
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) V5 u- j3 s5 @# I" Z0 ]9 fAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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