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This is not a new one but in English this time." W) ?) u& f" L/ W6 ]% g2 l% _
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I was a very happy man.
' S5 ^$ P) t( o5 H0 N, UMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.5 o& ?1 G W4 x' A
There was only one little thing bothering me...4 p7 H) [. I+ w% I5 |- V" A% W
It was her beautiful younger sister.
; o& k* q( m4 L# c( U: sMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
% }7 R/ }# t( a" b6 Y4 WShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.: g1 U- |& p. ^+ Q7 ^
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
7 X K5 j% h$ j- C1 w% w6 mOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
& Y+ S9 a/ r, g9 cShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. k l# \* L; y: h* s
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.$ L+ j8 I; m( J# s
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
* i4 U0 _; X8 O1 m2 `She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.') L n1 C9 n1 T& k
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.. z p$ m, I6 G, b( a# W. w
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.2 B8 @* b3 \/ S5 \/ _+ a/ b
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
3 c" R+ r& [- l; @0 r& }( bLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
' \" K: u! z% v# O% ?9 p. yWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.& n2 S5 Y2 P& Z. Z$ a5 l- z
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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