Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
3 @/ ~- d9 l! |4 Q3 qMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
/ w& C& C5 v; i1 }) pThere was only one little thing bothering me...
" C/ J" U1 }' H! V" @It was her beautiful younger sister.
! N: [( T( Y; k7 Q$ JMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
+ c/ [* o( \5 ~; @' I9 H# COne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
, M! J( A! a5 f" N( E5 @% V) d7 q! H+ QShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
3 q( G8 r* A/ {2 B6 OShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
' U. f* h5 E% F4 B9 YShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
$ \) t8 M9 Z. C$ i8 c# m) f* o: YI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
- W( ?: j, b+ S/ C2 d/ T# L6 _5 XI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
# o) s- @3 e$ s/ u* A) Y5 bWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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: Y+ ]5 R/ }. [: |3 ~Always keep your condoms in your car.

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