Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

I was a very happy man.
! [% K8 l0 }" E: IMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
; n* H& F2 r9 U8 \* q- Y6 EMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
1 Q, V- X: ~/ I7 _. PIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
# x2 |! Z- ?# R! R) S7 NOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
$ U: x# Z+ P/ _/ b3 i' g0 aShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
0 y& D: H+ G2 t: k! i+ }9 N( u8 q" LShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
! P+ o2 A7 g+ m: DWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
5 m, B. h; ]6 u! g8 N3 M# F' v% MI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
; E  Z1 V; ~6 r; n  c  e& e7 \. `I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
+ a. I& I, B, r. n/ G9 x8 FI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
+ m9 s9 ?6 }3 Y" YWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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