Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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- A( O- {- Q% U5 ~) XI was a very happy man.
! n  `% A4 a' ?# A7 G% e' {  y* QMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
- L. }- z+ S5 f% d$ ~4 jMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
8 \! E1 Z- V  e7 }3 a. v0 nShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
: r! v4 K; ^  x* J+ aIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
0 Z4 ?# L5 N( jOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
: a5 _, S0 c: r1 v% k. {She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
& ^# G  I0 J; d+ l% a8 H) _Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
3 y& D$ h' S, \5 K# X; NWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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