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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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8 W' K) c# _5 f. `/ l; e" v3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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2 P2 h* R& e+ [0 S; e/ y! A4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. d- Y7 h5 v1 `+ X$ P- B1 L& d
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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- h! `% f; W0 d( z, }0 k/ X7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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; r7 m6 [- v$ k. Q% A8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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+ X. f. z6 @, r* _9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.3 z0 n- @+ S0 X* E
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.+ c- l# C1 a" S3 i: t8 V: T8 G
6 h; p, ^% e9 V) E" d5 N* e' X2 s! J11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.6 Y# [3 d) N8 `* Y9 T# `: K
0 ^4 }% Y* b3 G. b12.) Super glue is forever.# P: q; P9 i, T/ u( m
" }3 t$ W: j4 E. y& I, Q13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.- V0 a+ q6 W" [2 ]1 b# n9 P
" C5 V _9 a! J! T% J, p3 O0 h8 m/ F14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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, v" J8 D+ G9 i15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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/ @0 t6 L" m! E, c. H16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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! `) {7 M4 a) q( e6 I$ ]* r18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.3 ?1 M2 j7 F `1 k4 v; c6 \& ?# M
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens., e$ G" P; T# y6 M% u
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.: X" |5 o: s, t" ^7 b: t2 |
7 Y" T& |0 e! j" w4 q0 K21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy. w0 c7 v! C+ ]8 c
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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+ |, \% q3 h& R5 v; Q24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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" a& n U8 G0 E# h; H25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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