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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...* T8 K% C* M( k$ h3 y: k
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; m2 W& I9 T( U5 ^1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. ^# A' I# V& d" A! L1 f1 K
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.6 }. |* s& ?$ E) l
" C j* n; M7 p0 m b; }% J3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.- E( u \ }% x% O. _* {( F+ m1 W7 A
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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+ T- E# C: O! z' u8 |. q. y N5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.3 h$ H" q' R5 p& m D- e8 }
; I8 B% N# t; [6 G1 w6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7 ]% Z4 G5 X5 V `) ^" z. o. q7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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0 L7 u1 E* ~& A9 @8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.* l# L L: w- k3 p, L3 \7 R
4 [& p' X. c; |/ \9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.0 M% D; n: y3 }( k7 Z/ f' e
/ x$ \- A, x* y10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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& m, ?4 W# h; n+ x11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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; c( Q. R, I! }1 a' e13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.3 z1 s( ]0 ]# A5 O0 ]' g% o: k
) t9 l& M/ S$ B4 d9 {7 x" v14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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, ~' j, I7 l. N2 H% R15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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1 J6 R* r& N O N18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.% R; I' k7 J; R8 D8 ^ u3 J3 e
5 }/ f" R. f$ o4 e. X0 M21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.& }; Q+ X' K. ]6 E3 G4 S) D2 [' M. f
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.% H6 Y; ?9 k, E) H W( @" \, _
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. F' N+ d5 \" }$ Q
6 n8 [: [" k* ^% u3 m24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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$ T+ b) Z* n+ X# }# b' a25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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