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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...5 I( { u: _2 t/ [
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.5 _; @6 x) o% L/ E1 r" Z. f( a$ Q
; w# ?" I) l A% M8 B5 G2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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( E) Y+ j2 _- q. s; O7 j& c3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.6 E# v( D% j2 m9 u+ T# y
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room." q5 a: D" ~2 Y! [' v" F& k
/ t& |# Q7 R; X8 X% O1 k0 y0 g2 B5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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5 K; i; _$ |2 _- {- }( r6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.0 V( M4 y+ a6 n r
3 |. d( q' Y$ Y7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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: e% M8 @& A/ {& {! ?; S- ^8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.) Q( D: R5 C, V/ I4 ^9 D8 s3 p
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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; V, Q$ o, o. E11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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+ L G) y. ^7 N# Y, U12.) Super glue is forever.; \) s2 a0 K3 t* R/ `" I- Y( h, o. x
* C. u, N! x$ M13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.5 i, E/ W, q" S; Z E: g# s8 Z( ?! t
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.: {$ e) D5 P9 A4 ^
5 E9 m) t/ G0 b8 m19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.4 ^1 h$ J& P* h5 J+ N* O2 O9 d" L
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.7 d: O' ]3 C, c5 l- L7 w8 Q% b5 e
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.; a4 @0 x" J; n
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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+ e* f: Z) F, F) P* D/ g25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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