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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...9 `! Z+ I. f4 g9 G6 G& g( |
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* p- A( S8 ] ]8 L1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.: |# c, S' }( j4 I
: C. f+ K$ d, y4 I# j2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.9 o5 s: ~, u1 C( ^
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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; V; r" N! O i6 P8 z. g/ S4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.4 v5 J2 B. R% \$ u6 \
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.! R2 q; t- e7 C0 ~9 d
% \/ [' r& Q" H! [6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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$ f, L) R6 k* W5 b7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.6 x! g# W- V3 A- t( [
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.# i6 M5 o9 a- f( J# f
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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0 F- S& z: r2 w' b! _11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water." x$ U7 E, d8 j2 R4 d7 S8 X
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O. ^2 U' A3 U1 B3 c/ Q0 [4 B
/ M8 m+ P& E; f( j6 ]% R15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.) M( @7 C$ A, O1 b3 q
1 D; D7 j5 I; j' s% q18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.2 A0 J6 R# C% v
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens., J$ r/ t7 H- e( o
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.7 E1 p- t6 j2 `3 k+ `7 w
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy./ l0 y7 t! L( @' X5 j5 y
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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8 k3 F" }. x/ l9 B7 k23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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8 j3 b$ k6 W0 K3 b24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.0 t% D/ S( T M7 @
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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