Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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0 S: Y+ B9 q: Q7 L6 b: K1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

4 l3 M" m. m+ Y9 ]' K2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

) U/ a" l5 m; X  k8 a3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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, o8 L7 ]' I+ Z  n# _5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

- n1 ]( X2 M, y6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

( n, g8 o! B# N! _2 B8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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0 N0 f0 C, {: a- |1 I# @9 V' ^10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

& u: y9 @- W5 U7 ^" z' s11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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5 p1 a+ @7 M* y" r" j6 j) l8 F12.) Super glue is forever.

6 r' e, x+ a$ M& S  e; P0 m13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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5 m2 _* r, f) H/ z14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

! M' a; s" q; J# P! L' u15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

- ?7 \" Z/ a, ]6 ?16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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5 j/ j( g% F4 Y# e9 ~17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

1 N- T( A: l9 k& K7 _19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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1 `* A9 G: X2 p: u0 u23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

' D1 A* {; X  t& `- u  u25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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