Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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! K$ e1 W% K! v% y" kWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


2 m; o2 T# f  ]1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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+ p2 r9 z: _2 P- Q0 a6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

# C# w7 k3 l$ K7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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; B7 {: C1 s* J8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

+ Z; C% r% H# Y  j  j# z10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

/ S7 |6 p( e2 V11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

& B% y% I# ]1 i2 i( E# g  b12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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" I4 d3 m: a; k14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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) ?/ p- o  J6 B4 x' J15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

- E1 h% A7 S5 P5 n+ c6 h16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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. [1 {; w/ y& K20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

+ J' n  O$ V% O/ C$ s  b8 m21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

% w  {) {6 G7 R) K22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

! d- n& h, v3 b0 z7 t4 e23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

7 E# o3 d. i6 t# `, y& G% q: h24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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