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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.1 B' w4 r7 W# T1 Y* E3 A
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.0 B( ~' i) i/ u7 g$ U7 x
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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7 b0 I7 v6 {' h$ J8 l0 T' h+ L9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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! V* [( p% A$ M. H+ m% x$ d11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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" b5 D/ S) { u9 d: h- j12.) Super glue is forever.9 c) G# _4 W3 p; b% e% H
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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( l! m& }& ?: D& o0 A15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.$ @: ]* v) ]5 g# R' N
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.5 p& k# F) I4 m
9 ~! Q7 i/ O( W: u: d* H18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.% M& B: h' X; P+ ~8 V& d
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.6 w! q% C6 ?; }( X, [; ~
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.& |- \" O' A0 W& v$ d4 m
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.+ O& C1 s' `+ |0 ]( x3 h6 Q5 p
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.5 _, L- P7 w% @/ m
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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