Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

: d1 c0 M. z8 \! @" x/ mAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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2 U* o6 r8 D1 P2 w* F; c8 ?'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
( l  ]8 P1 ], X/ x4 w'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
, a/ j. S4 a7 [: o7 c0 ?'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
+ P6 K- L4 V9 @! h9 Y'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
; z" f0 A& N) q) c* b6 C7 k'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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1 T' a' h: z) g7 y0 q, h' J: I'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
0 N7 j; n. {: P+ a5 d$ a2 N# L+ |'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

' v# r! [7 {. P9 CBut a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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) H1 s5 O! A8 d/ v3 E! |[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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