Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
% g' z6 {5 j3 w" W' w' Y. B" l'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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0 M! F. U/ X* G# w; i+ X'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
/ Z% \% w+ D( X5 M) K& {'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
6 ~  E" e! u, ~  R! H. L( T'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
: p1 E7 m$ q+ m, J5 f: ^) R, Q" ['For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
' l; E% o( F. t: Y; b'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
4 L7 G" H- H* }3 ^'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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1 e6 C- L( m4 g0 y5 ?) c% P5 E'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
* P1 w) \/ u1 G& V0 h6 E/ ] 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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# H  X& L' U* Q) l3 ~$ y7 H'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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: U" d& q, S# Q2 ][ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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