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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.$ u0 k  ?1 H& W# O2 M" y/ f
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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* J" L3 I; G9 ]  k; W4. Then analyze the situation:$ i# ~2 m  q+ s1 W9 b- ^/ ?, H1 s

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.8 T. F2 N2 f  J1 ]1 j
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.! t: {5 }2 j- X" L- Q& \  ^/ c3 j
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.; w. ^8 r# W' E

1 M- o! Z! p" K& x; Fd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.1 h- a& ^1 ]( H9 ~$ @

# X0 {+ \6 L+ `3 ?" M7 C3 e8 {& a1 sf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.# Z6 a" |. e: A+ O, c+ f4 w# G
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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# U0 w) t% z( t4 w5 O  li. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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+ u9 f5 V1 I) q1 ~7 \# R: F1 K. aj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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  }; S5 R' c/ F0 Wk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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" [" a: \/ x3 I& M) Ol. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .5 o* e! g7 `+ V" N

7 @+ a$ ?( y% q/ N" D' S0 `( CFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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