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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.' F5 M/ J1 P6 Z6 f- i
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.# {" B0 {( j. w! m, x# x5 X
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.6 z7 Z: W# l8 _

1 N  m+ o3 ^, v: p: C4. Then analyze the situation:
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8 q* y( H6 y4 P2 h. V0 ~a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.& x+ X$ v# q* m+ `' V* H

* }! k5 M/ l* s9 o& o$ Lb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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4 B5 Y+ E6 ~$ ]" o5 v0 M8 c- z8 ~d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.1 u$ X; F/ e6 y6 ^* M: ]
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.& b* s2 o' F6 \! g9 H
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.8 \1 b6 Q+ L' S

! l5 M8 Z3 p9 _3 x+ Wg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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9 O; J/ D$ }5 Aj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.7 r9 X2 Q  f9 _
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .2 n3 M; u/ b8 A" B# K

' q, l) y0 T5 }3 GFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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