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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.. ]/ y( u# f0 ^' r% t3 X

- s! S3 l% z" N# y- H$ b: x: i: Q* [2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.) R4 t3 U& q& {; U$ u' ?
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours." e6 S8 [9 n! P

$ a, Q( h6 g6 `4. Then analyze the situation:0 Q. J; s( u5 t* V1 }, q
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: B" o2 P/ E9 m: x- w! X" j: R- m: Ha. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing./ f2 N( [4 v- w
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.  d; F, _9 W$ ?7 Y2 S; m

3 b- S; P* d& H1 D: @% zd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.4 \! E2 O1 R. ~! @1 C5 ~/ r& B& ]
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.0 p3 d% a+ D8 o* r  B2 y

4 b7 M  ^. y8 E) mg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing." t8 ~- f4 |: [" N/ P' H+ \; r

& o9 ~; h' U  f) f' m% Z; T5 Ak. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.3 @# t, B; n2 P, m% U$ m

% K! M5 f: v4 [3 T( X6 l! wl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .; c/ s  _6 M) P3 @  F. @8 s& q
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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