Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
; i& B* z  t( ?$ n6 b2 Q. b+ f( A The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
9 P% B& w) S! n2 eask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
' a) J" c: u6 {you pay me only $5.
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# L% {- T5 Z- A) f  z3 F+ C/ V6 w You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

% M7 ~9 O1 K7 P! @" r! R! o This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! L, g; `3 I' w9 z! D; ppocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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; ^$ I2 @; U& l8 x& z& H- `He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
- ], u, T7 b! ^three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
9 s0 [9 A9 ~* X% f, @0 L& J+ Sthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
, K1 q, Y+ e* shands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
6 H- ^+ w. x4 P, l7 Lback to sleep.

6 G3 ^3 a% O. }1 I' A' q4 }The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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! ^' d' Y$ U4 g7 i>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
  r3 X" E  B: F: R, Y3 M7 t$ U4 k>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

: h$ I; i7 v" `+ {& d) q& R>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
" k/ S! I0 J% A>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
0 G8 `/ n# L7 \! G; Y7 G>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

2 ^! q! D/ y: l9 b0 o8 d% X>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
' s) s7 y+ u4 ]' |- C>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
" [  ^; O, [5 K' @5 S>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
) ^. |) F8 }* ~$ d* i0 ]A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 q. B  h/ A+ F! Dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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/ T8 U" ]4 ^) l+ ~. Q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ n5 z; R! p: p“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 u/ Y- g5 H$ {* K8 c- Q; ]真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



4 _) M9 w* \9 K, o# w好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; L- m+ N+ V* z' q* a“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 b0 h7 p% T  f6 t' a好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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) f8 i2 _0 b7 w2 q真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

* R8 b& m( {3 S: {; f/ y, ~& {大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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6 _, F& P, ?* L0 N大学教授哦，能不剥削？

) ?1 }7 S3 y* Y4 @她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
" y0 }5 y. `4 E6 R7 `8 }" T6 t她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢