Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ L5 L2 t% e2 Ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 L, `' }" {2 fthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
4 G/ k" n. J" M2 C) b. zask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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) \% Y1 A. u/ X3 u This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
5 P. f/ ^, S3 [- S# [! Cthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
3 S: k2 J7 c( C1 j7 [9 Rpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
3 ~# i, N' g2 A% Preferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
# x% p( M& [" i8 Q& Mthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
- v. |7 X1 l9 D, p0 Pof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
4 j* X3 [& f+ X5 [hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
9 K7 O. ?0 Q9 X$ F& c+ e1 o9 uback to sleep.

3 r+ h8 f: X. U% o& J6 L* [The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
* z; x( g8 c* f8 v+ g- t3 ]( vwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
- u  a7 ^+ u+ ocomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

1 O3 _2 j* h# s( ?Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
  e$ Z0 M& w3 g>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
2 f7 h7 n4 e6 j" g% U>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
) p/ x  I# `7 C( Y$ o8 x>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
& O) R! R& t2 Y% r& _0 C>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
/ b; a* a' M8 w" ?>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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1 O, t0 J5 ^  S; J% L( e>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
: q; Z, c% B$ ^. D$ S3 q" G5 l$ _1 P>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 @; G( O! p3 v2 B0 Zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, S- N! f1 U. t/ Z( ~that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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- S/ P. V% T$ e) l6 u9 O. s6 f好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) a: q+ O  m" u+ u“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! M- g5 Y; Q9 ^6 q0 r8 c好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  v& f* C+ A6 {6 r好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

7 }3 I0 @. n6 _; @' i2 K真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

) _4 D( |$ v% |3 M真聪明，偶像啊

1 a. E7 ?$ ]8 |: D3 F8 `5 Q全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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# ?1 N$ z8 T0 t7 m  V1 y别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

1 Z: u3 X- D) l, j8 j2 E) N真博学，偶像啊。

1 A+ i' H  Q7 Z; Y0 C- p大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

2 [, F) f( D( Z+ f1 t- h大学教授哦，能不剥削？

8 `( Q$ n/ t' O; S; d6 H$ \她是大学教瘦？
4 [$ t, w: f! G  y3 Z* N8 H大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

: g1 ?4 S  x. p" \0 W! q说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢