Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. T$ s1 T% y! _, s" zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; ]5 h, o5 g: n- w% a: athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
/ G; S6 \$ ~/ \2 r6 n* c lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
1 C/ d5 N% I* k0 k5 _0 ?ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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3 s8 p: c9 ~1 }! G+ `3 ~0 l3 w You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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9 G+ X) w3 V- R5 |. E. d" ]% t This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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9 p4 H. o" f- o, R/ IThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
2 ]) n' f3 T8 I! e* P! u: K% mlawyer.

( I" `! ]) H" h# U/ S! b! M: j6 cNow, it's the newfie's turn.

7 W" M2 ?. F, F( @He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
; c' t6 A0 {, [" z- m( P% ithree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
, p& N8 Q$ \, S! I; L3 _& Nreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
% _) \. ?3 a+ `. S. xhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
8 |5 o- B4 p7 y/ nwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
( P4 @' @$ \1 icomes down with four?'
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5 {7 k2 x. U: c! ^, L6 X  QThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
; D$ l; }% P' D6 `>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
9 m: h( d+ l5 c; C% m>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
" [- x! A( G4 g- c9 x' v>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
' ~; b3 q$ [1 b8 R>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
  t7 e& h# R3 V6 \; p# I" P* j>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
0 H) }' _5 ~5 a3 ~  v>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
( E+ ^2 D9 W" O, D9 y& Y8 `3 E>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ ~2 i- C8 E0 d6 o9 o) ?2 \# C) X>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
8 q' Z% R2 K* l, t( Z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 ~- X( C# M* j- `$ d0 |# J6 |; a0 blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" D+ P1 m- l$ i4 Jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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5 Q7 b' v- o/ ^. V1 |: r1 V, R/ x好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 g' m0 d- E" _) f“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 k. ^# o% n( H* T加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ f, z. X) z' ?3 ^真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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% s( @  ?4 z# k1 B好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 a0 D0 `1 x1 N3 U6 m9 ?4 K好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

, ]/ D5 k# T" C真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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* `4 X5 W& q& ~' s2 k# I' w: A% U" Q别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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; Z+ S; z5 G0 ]  @+ N# m别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# T, i7 f! Q; E2 u* j$ W多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

6 y; O9 v+ H6 g3 A+ v3 T* M# q大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

; E1 K' _* ^" {$ K1 [& v2 H1 P+ u% f# y她是大学教瘦？
% ~, i2 @2 g3 D$ P$ m! B2 n1 f( `大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) I0 G% x. |& }: n% \) ^, }# k紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

, l. h2 A8 ]/ N/ D! r说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢