Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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2 G  R  o8 z7 u8 [" Mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 Y: a! m/ G& {. B" g+ Y- i. Iask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
$ M+ i: _% A& ?you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
" |" p, R( D; S+ J) f will pay you $500.
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# u1 k4 f! c2 C# Q This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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% ^, m) I2 O$ F) ]The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
1 i* t; j' W. |* d) j. Tpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

1 U' q7 Q; t: a: x" y, X+ ZHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
. \2 r8 `! \% Z' w2 ^: M+ X! G) Othree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
: `3 ~: P4 H  M; E- e9 k( ]: ~0 x& C1 \references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
6 u& H. Y$ s5 }( [the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

* L9 X! E. J- p3 ?The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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* g2 \9 G! n. G+ F0 V( T'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
7 o, U/ O' Y2 H+ V4 L) k, Gcomes down with four?'
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% b. b' T7 d4 w, I7 x9 s+ U9 pThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
2 i7 `, y& [3 N7 }8 t" |, m>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
/ d. u7 M. T' Q2 q4 @: _& O) j+ V>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
: A& w2 R1 w/ K3 a>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
3 U8 V- F2 `; x>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
! c; m* V2 A% F- S" T# F) n; N>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
5 [/ d4 z% G. _9 i>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
4 ]9 n) W2 h1 Q) n) b: W>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
: E$ r0 u" q2 }" [& \9 L. ]>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% k) [  v4 {; L; F1 F“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" `0 L3 J+ b* d. F5 J) @好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

% _# |$ n: n" M  f真聪明，偶像啊

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- ]) x* U' V) o- J  _1 i全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


* j1 i& T- J- H% e) t" Y全盘接受一下。

4 G+ z1 \6 q1 c9 }. j2 m真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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; x) F- n+ u" E真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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; z0 k, J8 `% i( Z3 c2 j+ L2 b别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

  w+ w0 ]$ ~) P! s; s# w你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- O, w( h1 O# D9 ^6 U' k多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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; U2 i/ L1 p. E" G真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

% N' _% F* m  i4 p大学教授哦，能不剥削？

) {9 q3 c/ O+ i2 n( ~; P她是大学教瘦？
. I5 X( ^0 g+ f3 V大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 p7 M2 R4 @+ w/ Z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢