Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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( N# \& I! f* Z2 K% ]6 \ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
( Q* A) K3 v7 |2 c6 a% D# e he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
; w% v3 }7 j4 ]. m( k lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# e+ X# k" w5 t" ~" b1 f5 fask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
9 Y. J- `4 H: k/ K! J+ ^you pay me only $5.

- o1 H7 |% U& m, r7 h4 s. c You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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, P5 s3 O7 a/ `9 N0 o This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
# Z8 P8 x; t: d: f: D& s) Jthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

2 o% ]4 l+ [2 d% HThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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* i% S2 T- h# s5 w4 pThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

' n, U4 G, T" q- Z* qNow, it's the newfie's turn.

. u5 L3 q, t0 t# I, tHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
% X( I% |3 s" n: K; _5 O+ w+ Nthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
( w9 a3 p# X, ]" Z- M2 Qreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
; M( }* |  p: R% r8 l' hthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

5 k3 x( O2 s- t. T, WThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
% P; I, H( l0 |" [comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

9 C: j8 v9 e$ K; B  WLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
( \1 ^7 [- e  k5 w; X>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
+ r8 ?. {/ m# o/ O& W3 }; _>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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* T  d" w' d) j) b* o: J- R>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
% L5 B5 ~& j* x>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 D' N: l0 r/ M>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

1 i  z9 u; A9 t2 }>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
% A9 N; F0 E' \>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! _4 t" ^. |& l% _' z& h2 vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 @0 V; I, d9 ^& V! H3 qthe newfie would l ...

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) `  |) {% x! M好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 Q7 O% z. ^# {% b2 z3 p3 h1 P. n0 ]/ w“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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, e$ m) Y' m5 M' }好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. ]& ?' x' q( |' `3 F- }3 ~: f好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

. D( |9 ^, Z) I真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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4 o4 ^9 i( @$ U# ?/ _真聪明，偶像啊

7 {0 F! _! l8 G  w' v6 [" @9 c全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


8 ?/ V- E& D2 ~/ A全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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* G' q+ y7 u% P  Z9 W) V9 @真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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0 M% F; P. s% E2 |3 f+ |别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ S$ F- @7 Y: j2 E加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

  K" w7 ^9 E5 E' ~8 v+ Q大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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% A+ Q* R# N, a+ \% ?6 t! P0 V大学教授哦，能不剥削？

, ]3 w+ J4 M" A7 ]2 \她是大学教瘦？
* K, S5 D. a( Y* c大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) K3 B0 r' r, M4 H3 G紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& V9 @5 o* V# A) s6 H1 B; D说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢