Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 D" V+ e- r& F6 Q: u# n% c' jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: }# f7 g7 k/ h6 ]the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
; t: n' X* V/ W: V' e+ A7 E) x+ t, ` The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* X  `3 g- [- r$ P he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 I2 Q! F7 m( i9 h( i* ^7 |3 M! ~ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
+ w( {. T5 B- o. G: p( s5 ~you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
' {# N* u$ c* w  h; b5 I will pay you $500.

2 [" h$ E6 ~; D- _, V This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
' t  F$ a% g& x! v/ J+ mthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

" b& p8 ~# A/ E/ j, q; ~! }The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
  A% n. @8 t) J7 {! A9 u# ethe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

5 l) k5 @' a) e6 O2 v" R6 lThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
3 b, S  {" U  _7 I! O2 B$ xpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
% I% }6 V! L( H5 |5 }0 X( _lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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$ f- ?* O. x2 A) _  |He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
! N: Z; d9 p1 q  A+ p$ C* D5 ythree legs, and comes down with four?'

; o' y- u7 s3 T7 I8 B4 \The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
. K! R' V7 u9 tback to sleep.
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8 f* Q: {' l$ o: `$ m  DThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
, M* [2 y" [+ N4 |8 N9 |6 ]wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

1 B. }/ d* V: r" }The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

" l% h" l1 F& P. a' j4 W4 ?>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
* W4 h, A, F- k$ B6 i( M, S) T>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

3 x- J0 T  {# K, T>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
/ y9 Y: U( M) V>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
8 e6 w, t3 U9 f- ]8 A) O>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
9 R2 l9 ?/ t& y( eA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* A5 x' K$ }# `) b  a8 Jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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$ V8 I# e7 b3 T: o. h2 j+ B% s- Z. _好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

( b& E5 `8 L4 Q! ?% ~真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

& e5 V4 @6 c' ?* u全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

. g. i6 M. t" G; d5 ?" |3 ^真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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: y8 q! p4 h1 O% m: h/ t; W, C) K4 u别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

  i+ E+ d. c9 L$ d你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 G( [* E' C# x+ \! c加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

4 B+ C# u  |/ t' w9 y. o真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

! }  s, x% q# F3 B7 V) u她是大学教瘦？
0 f  |, r) w; p5 _大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, j6 }2 e! x. L紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢