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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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% N, i  Z; H1 Uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ J9 w! R  F! Y( o* e! I3 Kthe newfie would like to play a fun game. $ `  I7 N: C1 x! c
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so6 h, d! K) ?. Y# g2 g
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The' f' b- `6 p! x3 k. M1 p9 B
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I, f8 j9 ?6 S& e2 h/ _. d, f- A
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
) L2 j9 k& F* {9 Wyou pay me only $5. % J$ W! `  H6 b7 l( D- `7 ~1 t

4 e  f; ^* `. f, ~3 i You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
" \5 `0 x: o, C; R; Y& P will pay you $500.
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) X1 _; P* D, w; G& G This catches the newfie's attention and to keep' g( v, b8 |$ C9 o+ d8 k4 {
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. ! X' T/ l6 |$ B- z
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's9 w2 N, s5 Z) g0 {
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his5 D0 a$ e8 e4 l6 A* S8 m- S/ J
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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/ X6 i, h: f/ D4 E: I, x% uNow, it's the newfie's turn.* C( g6 [/ f+ S" w* ]9 c: K
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with& u& o) \+ C. I1 E& }
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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. H& \3 d: I  `* sThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
, o) ?' ~+ g# A' W7 @9 G4 Hreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
+ W0 [1 p  z7 G- u. F5 E- K- \the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour% I6 i, l6 b7 }% L, [# E
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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back to sleep. ! g8 e4 V; i0 T2 ?9 z5 r- u

! w, m+ f7 x* g! c( s. b* H+ C, iThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ Z4 ]- b3 V- A$ F2 dwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and2 @/ {2 N& B; Z  `
comes down with four?' , h8 z- Z7 ^0 S7 t' ^

' o( u- W4 h; p9 O8 n7 c- TThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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: i# W2 u' u8 H5 lLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 1 W% _* J! K' S
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 4 c7 ^* ?! ]6 I- i
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
' g4 }6 A) R' h>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
9 I; e8 F6 x& R2 o8 Y5 Y( q>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 4 s/ @3 A4 v2 e% ^6 {6 ~
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
6 \+ _  s' `6 Z3 J5 g- q4 x- e>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
. |1 p0 C9 o0 e0 P( K7 |>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
+ w, s1 p4 L: c$ e5 t" B) M>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
, ~9 T+ h* t* i' B# K. [% P>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 7 H% T, x9 |' k& a# |0 x, W8 f2 h
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
' ^2 x9 I9 u, _/ k% g# T  tA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 G9 |# _1 l. |2 \long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 \3 F9 t2 f8 Cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% ^8 s1 M: K) n3 a  B% @# Gthe newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:$ O  L/ w. a( _
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,# s* a( D, a% k5 t8 \) ~! b' E* M7 h
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 s/ z8 b" u' Y6 g: K; o& h7 P+ }加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, c) C* h- r7 n7 h4 W* G真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:4 f! d' p/ L. O7 p  F* ~9 w
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,* T3 i- U0 T) O* c% ^
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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  Y" m$ z) Y/ q: W- }: e真聪明,偶像啊

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; @# T9 P2 N# f. r+ n全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

( c- k$ m- |- X, m9 @: E' y真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 8 C) {. t! u+ R& [  V( _  U, ]
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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3 i1 A5 i/ d1 x( L) k1 ~' g别把我往坏路上领啊。

% p1 B% K% V9 @9 L你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# b5 V: J% N3 E2 Y, _加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; [+ g) U* c8 q( h多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 2 s0 U% w4 X5 [7 ^

- Z" W# e$ L7 H* X( M4 O" {; ^1 }真博学,偶像啊。

( U, T3 q3 Z: s* c' b大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ' k" q! R* x/ N' Z
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ `9 B* W/ S  l紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 t7 S# ]& ^5 h% @, G紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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