Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 w# G- _) V. }2 L+ Dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( `! h4 B# r3 U( W! ~' Pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( I0 m# u& ~- a* {5 I& `& H; {the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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" B" j- m( ~) t* R( o1 E The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
" ?/ i( B' |- C- bask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
& o2 C. R0 E& K: l* wyou pay me only $5.
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0 S( q+ \. m  }4 G4 g You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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2 c8 f: c& ^4 u* M1 g5 N This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

: z  h4 K; M  a, `The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
+ i8 x; _/ T/ n" fthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

& C* ~. e% }8 V1 K$ o2 lNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
& T# G' Y7 F" M  z! jthree legs, and comes down with four?'

3 C2 s6 d9 R/ {6 k6 P! oThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
1 d+ D& Y& t$ p: hreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 _* Y. |3 [4 N5 d4 Ythe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
4 j3 Z  Y$ f5 Z% }, [; \  ^of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
  X/ A7 u4 D" I: s1 Dwakes the newfie up and asks,
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/ o* V$ Y7 X5 J'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
  X" _+ b. Z& Z% f; bcomes down with four?'
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, V) S9 I  d% m5 h+ U  \1 GThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

6 c8 y& g  L# FLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
8 u! Z9 Y- v( N: Z! H>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
! |7 s  o( j- O. ^>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
1 k" _7 X# v% n>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 C9 m. B4 Q; |  u" q; M; |9 Q; U>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
+ e5 K1 {6 t& |" U5 K>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
# n3 J1 @* C  o  t6 N6 ~>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 t0 `4 p) D  Jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" n$ t9 Y2 h( |" p真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 v$ E" a: d9 |4 w* W% Y6 w“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# M) J) b" @5 q  E0 ^% L好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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& w  D& [' b; v, A7 K' V3 E( @' H全盘接受一下。

0 @6 \; R5 u! U2 h真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

+ o' {2 h: t( d) L真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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- A' X# ]; @5 _' K& X( u5 }  w别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 l  Q! i/ N6 v. V4 C多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
5 `! G% C! Q& |8 l) @大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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