Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ \* m9 i, b8 B/ Ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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- w5 R% \9 f. D& w' q The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
! d$ R; L, j+ M3 T1 ]3 g% F: q he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
5 R: B6 E% Q- z9 F$ g: z2 o lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
5 r7 Q& O, Z; c6 U; r+ hyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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0 D/ b2 y  Q' |' w6 | This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
' R( K, `. @/ ~# [3 xthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

( |; |, o7 l+ h  ], QThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
" ?8 ~/ a6 @, N% tthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

1 d# y. K  w# @# R9 J  v' KThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

* @& v$ q+ C* |7 \Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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: J# W! _( J4 r4 F8 J3 QThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
8 l/ _) J) N: U& o* f  ~: e. sof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
, \: L5 F$ \  ~1 F9 X) Qwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
! I( a" x" M: _  |6 `and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
2 S" q  a' \0 o) z' J% _3 d7 @8 {>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
6 \- j; E8 p6 j1 i+ I5 V>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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( R/ v5 f  T  E. [3 G3 Z>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
7 Y5 p. h0 ]# w/ B3 ^( d+ J! R7 o2 I3 j4 N>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
1 X% @7 J, z' f& v) S>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; D7 A1 T4 _9 U9 E. M- O; ~long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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; D) S. m2 p5 R5 i- P) K好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# V. y, i5 _2 ^真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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+ ~3 G. N- g! u好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

$ U0 w# R/ C; M. B真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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$ N: d; y! q) o! X$ b/ Z* m! n- s真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

( w0 w0 @& g8 f7 h- L4 |$ G/ f真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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& w3 T5 w" I5 r1 e* s3 v) L2 A7 t别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 k- [) a) c. ^! L$ j7 k( B多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

8 t7 m4 }+ C# U2 h# y7 z: y真博学，偶像啊。

1 `; {" ?. @1 t' w/ @" a+ I大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

2 q6 x4 ^3 ^" @& L# M她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- @+ ]$ I% l! J, ^/ \说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- f: h: o6 o" C0 P% \' a  F! U紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢